Reacher vibes

Capturing the fun of a big man and his fists

By the time you read this the TV show Reacher, streaming on Amazon Prime Video and starring Alan Ritchson, will have released the fifth episode (out of eight total) of its fourth season.

If you haven’t been watching, you are so lucky because you have three and a half seasons of this excellent-fun show, based on the Lee Child books, to fill your TV watching time. Reacher (Ritchson) is a former military investigative whatever who travels the country being a massive slab of a man. Reacher doesn’t suffer fools and isn’t looking for trouble, but when he comes across injustice he is compelled to Get Involved and Make Wrongdoers Suffer. And sometimes he romances a lady. It’s a perfect show. In an early episode this season, he holds a fluffy white baby kitten. Also in an early episode, it takes a group of like five dudes plus two animal tranquilizers to bring Reacher down. Perfect!

The show dropped three episodes in early August and has been releasing the rest weekly, which means that you get a delicious punch-kick treat and then have to wait a whole week until the next one. Which sent me in search of some movies that can offer some of the same sense of ridiculous fun.

So far,Deep Water (a May theatrical release now streaming on MGM+ and available for rent or purchase) comes the closest to both the tone and the action I’m seeking. Ben (Aaron Eckhart) is the pilot on a passenger flight from Los Angeles to Shanghai. After we watch the world’s biggest jerk (Angus Sampson) carelessly stuff a sparking power charger into his luggage, we meet a variety of passengers and learn just enough about them to help us make guesses about who will die, in what order and how horribly. Eventually jerk’s suitcase explodes and the plane is forced down on open water. The landing executed by Ben and Captain Ben Kingsley (Wikipedia says his character’s name is Rich; I love this Oscar winner’s continued willingness to show up for whatever) would have been great but for the coral reef that shreds the plane into chunks, leaving the passengers with a variety of “how do I not die” problems to solve. And then the sharks show up.

I feel like the best review I can give of this movie is “somebody shoots a shark in the mouth with a flare gun!” If that sounds like the right kind of dumb for you, then this is your movie. It is definitely the right kind of dumb for me and it is a nice end-of-summer light-lift action watch.

Cold Storage (a February theatrical release also streaming on MGM+ and available for rent or purchase) is also goofy fun action, though even gorier than Deep Water and its many scenes of sharks eating people. Here, Naomi (Georgina Campbell) and Teacake (Joe Keery) are the overnight guards at a U-storage that has been built in and over a supersecret decommissioned military lab. Unbeknownst to them, decades earlier, government scientist types Robert (Liam Neeson) and Trini (Lesley Manville, which is rad) stored a hybrid, fast-spreading, mind-controlling fungus brought from space in one of the rooms deep underground. Robert warned — though no one listened — that changing weather patterns could allow the containment of that room to eventually fail. When it does, Naomi and Teacake find themselves fighting assorted fungus-zombie creatures while they wait for the Army, which turns out just to be Robert, to come and save them. Campbell and Keery have great bored-coworkers chemistry, which turns into great normies-fighting-alien-whatevers chemistry, and Neeson, Manville and Vanessa freakin’ Redgrave add just the right amount of, like, I wouldn’t go as far as “gravitas” exactly but straightfaced adult goofiness?

I also reached back to 2024 to watch the Netflix release Atlas, hoping for some goofball action. Alas, this movie starring Jennifer Lopez as an AI-hating scientist who must make peace with a robot-mech-suit buddy (voice of Gregory James Cohan) to fight the robot terrorist Simu Liu is not as goofy as that description suggests, despite having a “game for it” Sterling K. Brown in a supporting role as a military dude. Lopez, whose character’s name is Atlas, can be goofy fun, as this year’s Netflix release Office Romance reminded us all. She gets some moments to shine here, to be sassy to or with her robot buddy, named Smith, but not enough. This movie needed to take itself less seriously and unleash Lopez to be both sillier and badassier. Atlas is an OK thing to have on while scrolling back-to-school sales or napping.

Back at MGM+, I’ve found that a nice comedown after an episode of Reacher is an episode of The Westies, an eight-episode show in its first season about warring criminal interests in 1970s New York City. J.K. Simmons seems to be having fun as the beleaguered boss of the Westies criminal gang, trying to keep in line his own guys and deal with assorted law enforcement and the Gambino family, including up-and-comer John Gotti (Hamish Allan-Headley). Also, the Troubles of Northern Ireland are spilling over into New York City in the form of characters played by Sarah Bolger (who I probably know best from her Mary Tudor days in The Tudors) and Allen Leech (one-time chauffeur Tom Branson from Downton Abbey). Titus Welliver also appears as a dirty cop tasked by the FBI with keeping an eye on Simmons’ character and his gang.

This is a grittier show, with violence that is grimmer and more downbeat the giddy “yippee!” of Reacher. But I enjoy the little window on an era and I miss watching Welliver in Bosch (all seven seasons of that, plus the three seasons of Bosch Legacy, are on Prime Video). The Westies is a compelling enough show to stick with — no Reacher, but then what is.

Featured photo: Reacher, from season one of Reacher. He is possibly even larger now.

In praise of the under-two-hour movie

The End of Oak Street and more shorties

Here’s to the under-two-hour movie.

I hung in there with The Odyssey’s nearly three-hour run time, I can stick with and enjoy a longer movie.

But I truly appreciate a movie that can get in and out in an economical 100 or so minutes, which is what Aug. 14 theatrical release The End of Oak Streetand many of the other movies mentioned here manage. Short, fun, occasionally funny, unapologetically goofy-action-packed, not an IP or a sequel — with that and its “kids on bikes” scenes, it has a real throwback feel.

It is also set in 1982 suburbia, so you get a lot of that faded late ’70s vibe. Denise (Anne Hathaway) and husband Greg (Ewan McGregor) also feel sort of faded as a couple. When they aren’t trying to fight quietly at a neighborhood block party, they are openly yelling in the family home, which Greg deals with by taking nips from a garage whiskey bottle and Denise handles by writing a book about a wife yearning to leave her family. The teenage Audrey (Maisy Stella) and tween Brian (Christian Convery) have definitely picked up on the couple’s problems.

After a night or two of seeing a bright light suddenly appear and vanish just outside the house, the family members see one bright light — maybe lightning, they wonder — that seems to cause the power and phones and water to go out. When the parents go outside the next day, they don’t see downed power lines but they do hear strange noises and see what at first Greg thinks might be the family dog and then realizes, when he gets a good look, is a large, feathery raptor of the dinosaur variety. The couple manages to make it back inside before getting eaten — not all of their neighbors are as lucky — and immediately start boarding up windows and trying to figure out how much food they have.

As we and they eventually figure out (and as the trailers give away), their neighborhood has been lifted out of our time and plopped back millions of years ago. How will they survive and is there a way back will be their chief questions — well and Brian will also keep looking for his dog and maybe Denise is wondering if she and Greg are still divorce-bound.

There is a fair amount of goofballery in this movie that the movie and the characters take absolutely seriously but that I think we are meant to laugh at. The southern California golden light and the bikes and the ancient-seeming station wagons gives this a very Steven Spielberg-lite feel but there is a B movie quality to some of the creature antics.

Hathaway is not “important movie Oscar contention” good here but she does a good job as the mom character in this sort of thing — think Dee Wallace in E.T. or JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist.

McGregor is equally enjoyable if a less steady member of Team Run Away From Dinosaurs in his role as Greg. McGregor has a way of playing this “regular” guy as just off kilter, with a sort-of-a-screw-up energy. Here, he ups the goofiness of any scene he’s in about 17 percent, even when he’s playing it dead seriously.

The audience in my screening included at least one group of movie goers who decided to have fun, give some “yay!”s to a scene where a dinosaur gets whacked with a sledgehammer and when the family dog shows up. I feel like this is the appropriate spirit in which to see and enjoy this movie, which feels like a throwaway “ha, nice” little August treat of a movie.

Also debuting last week was Don’t Say Good Luckon Netflix. “However much we as a culture appreciate Melanie Lynskey, we need to appreciate her much much more” and “Sunny Sandler has some serious acting chops” are two thoughts I had repeatedly throughout this dramady about a teenage girl dealing with both her role in the school play and the grave illness of her mother. Sandler, daughter of Manchester’s own Adam, plays Sophie, who learns that her mother’s cancer has returned via a butt-dial by her father, Ted (Max Greenfield, taking it to 11 with his decent-guy dad), right before she goes onstage to audition for a supporting role in her high school’s production of Waitress. Absorbing the news while she sings, she gives a performance that makes teacher-director Mrs. Parker (Stephanie Beatriz) consider her for the lead. Meanwhile, at home, mom Elizabeth (Lynskey) and Ted try to put on a good face for Sophie and her two younger brothers, even though Elizabeth seems to be getting sicker. Sophie is also dealing with standard but still heartbreaking teenage drama including a rupture with her longtime best friend Carolyn (Scarlett Estevez) and Sophie’s crush on her costar Jack (Jack Champion).

Steve Buscemi and Bebe Neuwirth show up as Elizabeth’s parents, doing good, heart-tugging work. Even Jon Lovitz impresses with a small role as a worker at Ted’s deli. Everybody here is note-perfect, down to the other kids theater-kid-ing it up on the production of the play.

Sandler is definitely a strong talent in her own right. I thought she did good work in teen comedy You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah (also on Netflix, also worth a watch) and this movie proves that wasn’t a fluke and that she is growing into a compelling actress with range.

Lynskey, of course, adds fabulous to everything she’s in. Here, she reminds me a bit of Rachel McAdams in Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret in how Lynskey, as McAdams did, is able to convey a lot of her character’s own emotions and inner struggles through interactions with the daughter who is really more the movie’s focus (that movie is currently streaming on Prime Video, and available via rent or purchase).

Don’t Say Good Luck is a top shelf coming-of-age + light comedy + weepiness cocktail. I almost feel like this movie is wasted as a streaming release but I’m not sure that a mother-daughter-focused film like this could make it in the current cinema-outside-your-house environment. Let’s just count ourselves lucky that we get it at all.

There are several earlier 2026 releases now available for a home watch.

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Passwas a July theatrical release and is now on VOD for rent or purchase, which feels bad for the film industry but great for me because this movie is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while, I say with the highest level of compliment and respect.

This endeavor comes from the The State and Wet Hot American Summer players (David Wain directed; he and Ken Marino cowrote; The State is streaming on Paramount+ and Wet Hot American Summer is available for rent or purchase). Kansas hairstylist Gail Daughtry (Zoey Deutch) and high school sweetheart fiance Tom (Michael Cassidy) are just a few weeks out from their wedding and, on the way to a cookbook reading by Jennifer Aniston, flirtily talk about their respective celebrity sex passes. Gail decides on Jon Hamm, Tom immediately says Tilda Swinton. After meeting Aniston and deciding that she’s swell, Tom changes his pass to her, which Gail laughs off while she waits for Tom to run back and get his coat from the signing. When he doesn’t return to the car, she goes to look for him and finds that he has, indeed, used his “pass.” Gail is horrified and not sure what to do or whether to go ahead with her wedding and decides to go with coworker Otto (Miles Gutierrez-Riley) to a convention headlined by “King of the Whip Curl Remy Fontaine” (Thomas Lennon) in Los Angeles. Gail and Otto also decide that, what with Jon Hamm living in Los Angeles, this is her opportunity to try to use her pass, level the infidelity playing field and maybe save her relationship. But due to an accidental suitcase swap with some gangsters (including Joe Lo Truglio) who stop to take a fan pic with Henry Winkler — Vinnie Barbarino himself, as one gangster later says, a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it example of why this is a movie to watch sans phone — Gail is soon being hunted by an international terrorist with perfect skin (Sabrina Impacciatore) even while on her own quest.

There are so many reasons to enjoy this excellent gleeful-stupid movie. There’s John Slattery playing a hard-up version of John Slattery. There’s an Old West bar fight. There are a zillion tiny throwaway lines, sight gags and facial expressions that have been calibrated just right. There are a fair amount of extremely game famous-es showing up to wink at the camera (in at least one case, literally). And throughout there’s a pretty fun, cleverly executed riff on a quest tale. This is the kind of brilliant-stupid that has made me always at least a little excited to show up for a project from these guys and Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass is a particularly well-crafted dumb good time.

Much as with Obsession, a horror movie I recently reviewed,Tuner (a May theatrical release available for rent or purchase) feels like a strong contender for a Best Sound Oscar nomination, one that makes excellent use of both sound design and sound editing. Niki (Leo Woodall) works as a piano tuner with his uncle-like mentor Harry (Dustin Hoffman). Once a talented piano player, Niki now has hyperacusis, which he describes as being allergic to sound and which you should definitely not look up if you’re a person who tends to freak out about any new medical thing you learn about. He wears ear plugs all the time and an extra pair of sound-dampening headphones most of the time, and is generally a rather keep-to-himself sort of guy. But then at a job at a music school he meets piano player and composer Ruthie (Havana Rose Liu) and even their mutual awkwardness — due to Niki’s condition and Ruthie’s upcoming deadline for impressing a composer she wants to intern for — can’t hold back their chemistry.

Their budding relationship comes at a stressful time for Niki. Harry is sick and his wife Marla (Tovah Feldshuh, excellent as always) tells him they are tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt. Shouldering the business alone and desperate to find more cash quickly, Niki decides to call Uri (Lior Raz), the owner of security company Niki met while tuning a piano at a fancy house. Well, “met” might not be as accurate as “caught trying to break into a safe.” Seems that while Uri and his guys install security systems, they also return to the odd house to steal, as one guy explains, the stuff (watches, jewelry and other items hidden in safes) their rich clients have so much of they won’t notice if it’s missing. Niki’s hypersensitivity to sound means that he can also hear things like the click of the metal tooth sliding into the correct numbered spot in a safe lock. So he opens the safe to stop Uri’s men from the loud drilling. Uri knows an excellent business opportunity when he sees it.

Tuner is sort of a combination heist movie, a romance between two prickly people and a character study of Niki in his attempt to eke out a new life for himself after suffering the medical setback that took away his music career. Each part of this movie is engaging and well drawn and flows together nicely. Woodall is good at showing the constant underlying tension of Niki as he moves through his day. He acts like he is always near a wince, like his pain level is perpetually at a 4 and he’s trying to muscle through the day, the conversation, the general noise of the city.

Havana Rose Liu is also in Power Ballad, another May release now available for rent or purchase. Her role here is much smaller, as the girlfriend of Danny Wilson (Nick Jonas), a one-time boy band star now trying to make it as a solo musician. Rick Power (Paul Rudd), the lead singer of a band that predominantly plays covers at weddings, meets Danny at his friend’s posh wedding and after Danny sings a song with the band, he and Rick end up hanging out that evening. They talk music, they play music and they drink a lot. At one point Rick plays Danny a song he’s been working on for years and Danny joins in playing it with him. And, like, if you didn’t know you were watching a John Carney movie (he directed and co-wrote this), you would know by this scene that so lovingly depicts the creation of a song. Carney also wrote and directed Once (RIP Glen Hansard), Begin Again, Sing Street and Flora and Son, all movies that I enjoy and that would be very handy if you ever had to explain “yeah, but like what is music really?” to an extraterrestrial.

Six months after this music-filled night, Rick hears that song, his song, while he’s walking through a mall. After looking it up, he learns that the song “How To Write a Song Without You” is a massive hit and has reenergized Danny’s career. Rick’s daughter Aja (Beth Fallon) asks if they’re rich now, presuming Rick has some sort of credit on the song. But of course he doesn’t and can’t prove to anyone, not his wife Rachel (Marcella Plunkett) nor his band mates nor a lawyer, that he wrote the song. Apparently, they’ve had to endure a lot of “Rick makes guitar face and sings at us” over the years. Rick sort of drives himself crazy over what to do about this unacknowledged creation of his and what exactly he’s looking for.

It’s very fitting that a John Carney movie centers itself on a song — what it means, what it means to make it, what it means to let it out in the world. It’s a specific kind of nerding out about music (and creation in general) that I find very enjoyable. Power Ballad is thinner, I think, than some of his other movies but still a solid story with good performances from Jonas and from Rudd, looking more beat up and even, gasp, a little more weathered than he usually does, which fits the role perfectly. If you’ve never seen a John Carney movie before, sure, this one is good, but definitely check out those others: Once (rent or purchase), Begin Again (streaming on Tubi and Amazon Prime Video and a few things that may or may not be real like Howdy and Lionsgate+, as well as rent or purchase), Sing Street (Starz, rent or purchase) and Flora and Son (Apple TV, rent or purchase).

Also streaming now is the May 29 release Pressure, which is on Peacock (as well as rent or purchase). This is a movie about the weather forecast for D-Day in 1944 — like, that’s it, that’s the movie. The overly confident American guy Irv Krick (Chris Messina) brags about predicting the weather for David O. Selznick and says the planned invasion day — June 5 — would be sunny and fair. The British guy, a Scot named James Stagg (Andrew Scott), direly predicts storms with massive waves and suggests putting off the invasion for a couple of weeks. Preposterous, says British Army General Bernard Montgomery (Damian Lewis). What am I supposed to do, yells a tense U.S. Army General Dwight Eisenhower (Brendan Fraser). There there, says Kay Summersby (Kerry Condon), a British Mechanised Transport Corps Lieutenant and Eisenhower’s private secretary, as Wikipedia says (Wikipedia says other things too, rabbit hole at your leisure).

We’re kind of shuffling through the remainders when it comes to finding new stories to tell about World War II, was my thinking while watching this movie — through really, it’s more like “new stories based on the people we know” because there are I’m sure tons of fascinating stories from parts of the war that aren’t just the tippy top of the military command in Europe. Here, we get a nice bit of “here’s the role the weather played in Allied landing in France” and my response was “huh, how about that.” I don’t know that it warrants a full movie and this movie isn’t doing anything particularly thrilling with its tale. I feel like Fraser, with Ike’s balding head and a perpetual look of indigestion, is doing the big performance and Scott is really trying to do a subtle-ish performance and we have the lady character who seems like she’s been elected mom-wife of everybody and we get a stirring rendition of a historical speech (Eisenhower’s address to the troops on D-Day). This isn’t that far, structurally, from a Darkest Hour or The King’s Speech. It’s not as well done as those movies but it’s not actively bad. It’s lightly fine, and probably OK-enough for a watch with your most history-loving parent.

Also based on a true story is March release Tow (available on Prime Video or rent or purchase). Amanda Ogle (Rose Byrne) got dealt some bad hands by life, made some mistakes, did some self-medicating and got on the wrong side of a tough economy, which is how she winds up sleeping in her 1991 Toyota Camry in present-ish day Seattle while trying to find a job with her veterinary assistant license. She gets a job at a fancy dog spa but it is quickly imperiled when, after the interview, she sees that her car has been stolen. After two calendar days, police find the car and it is towed to a lot where she can pick it up for the low cost of $270-some. Why do I have to pay to get my own stolen car back, she asks, not catching a break from the towing company and leaving with the knowledge that every day it sits in the lot, the car will cost her an extra $50 to spring. She files a lawsuit and gets a judge to order the release, without fine, of her car, but by this time some 20-ish days after it was impounded, the towing company has sold it. She turns to Kevin (Dominic Sessa), a lawyer at a nonprofit firm, to help her fight the company as she tries to keep herself safe and sober, eventually landing a semi-permanent spot at a shelter run by Barb (Octavia Spencer). There she meets others dealing with homelessness and other issues including the pregnant Nova (Demi Lovato) and Denise (Ariana DeBose), who, like Amanda, is struggling to keep up a relationship with her kids who live with their father. Amanda’s kid Avery (Elsie Fisher), who lives in Utah, is clearly desperate to have a relationship with Amanda but isn’t sure if Amanda, whose drinking and other problems have gotten in the way of her being a reliable parent, is truly able to be someone Avery can count on.

Bryne gives a strong performance of someone who, despite having taken many blows by life, is still actively fighting to improve her situation. She is able to show us the messy parts of Amanda along with her toughness and her deep love for Avery. It helps to pull the movie through some of the moments that feel a little “television movie about a Very Serious Issue,” making Amanda a person rather than the personification of an Issue. Likewise, the supporting characters help to ground the movie in something like human people. And you can enjoy your righteous anger at the whole concept of “$50 a day to get your stolen car back” with Corbin Bernsen playing the humanity-free personification of a predatory business in his role as the towing company’s lawyer.

Featured photo: The Last House.

Horror or something!

The Last House joins a vaguely defined but fun genre

I think I like this genre that seems to be “horror or sci-fi or something?” — Backrooms, Disclosure Day and last Friday’s Netflix release The Last House seem to fit in that nicely fluid category. I think the mishmash helps to make the movie interesting and watchable in a way that a more straightforward jump-scares-and-slasher affair wouldn’t be, at least for me, even when it’s imperfect.

The Last House begins with a regular family in a suburb in coastal Washington state doing regular life stuff: Parents Jason (Wagner Moura) and Anne (Greta Lee) talk about the problems a repair guy found with their home’s chimney cracks and foundation and worry about money, kids Ruth (Riley Chung) and Graham (Noah Alexander Sosnowski) call each other stupid. The family heads out to get a Christmas tree, even though it has started raining, but when they try to open the door, it won’t open. Nor will the back door. Nor will the windows, even when Jason tries to smash them open. After some frantic “what is happening” — but no calling the police because phones and internet are down — the family notices that their neighbors are also looking out their front windows, unable to get outside. With some signs-in-windows communication, the neighbors learn that this spreads streets away and Jason and Anne decide to put on a good face for the kids, sit tight and stay safe.

What happens next is — well, if you’re old enough to read this, you know what happens next because we all lived it six years ago as this movie gives strong Covid lockdown vibes. The family takes stock of the supplies they have. They dig out things to amuse themselves with (with no internet they end up relying on the two DVDs the family still has, 1982’s Annie and 1997’s Air Force One). They give up on the idea of “sticking to a school routine” pretty quickly (extremely relatable!). Anne starts a countertop garden.

From their windows, the family, especially Ruth, observes some strangeness out in the world. It suddenly rains a lot more, and the rain “looks different,” Ruth says. She also starts to draw pictures of the odd creature-like shapes she sees in the rain. Her parents, who are trying to keep their freakout under wraps from the kids, just sort of shush these observations while dealing with things like the knowledge that an older neighbor couple has run out of food and their own family dog has run out of medicine.

This built in shorthand that the movie gets to use for its vibe-building — putting you back in the emotions of the pandemic — could be considered either a cheat or an economical way to put you in the characters’ mindset, and I think both of those opinions are fair. It worked for me largely because of the Lee and Moura performances and the sometimes prickly way they related to each other. The way the movie balances existential panic and the unexpected joy of family time is nicely played.

The “horror or sci-fi or something” of it all feels less solid, and the deeper the movie goes into that, the less it holds together, both as a compelling thing to watch and as a story with sense-making internal logic. There is both that Netflix-y “remember this thing that happened 10 minutes ago” tendency of over-explaining and some handwaving about the mechanics of everything that is happening, especially as we get into the final act, which still has a bit of an “action goes here, details TK” feel.

Speaking of the “horror…?” genre, Obsession, another one of this year’s “tiny budget, big box office” success stories, is now streaming on Peacock (it is also available for rent or purchase). Obsession’s big scary thing is the deep emotional immaturity of lead male character Bear (Michael Johnston). He is so incapable of expressing his thoughts, feelings and desires that when his crush/co-worker Nikki (Inde Navarrette) comes out and asks him if he likes her, he just sputters something about them being good friends. Cursing himself, he makes a wish: that Nikki would love him more than anyone else in the world. Specifically, he makes a wish using a One Wish Willow, a crystal-store novelty purchase that is supposed to grant the one wish he makes before breaking the little willow branch. Bear seems aware of the monkey paw possibilities of this item, making his wish particularly poorly verbalized. But, moments later, Nikki appears, asking to go home with him to his house and flirting with him, but doing it erratically enough that even the desperate Bear wonders what is wrong. And even though part of him believes “dude, Nikki is crazy,” Bear mostly doesn’t care and is just happy to have her suddenly latch herself to him.

Despite some jump scares and odd Nikki smiles and skittery walking, the movie doesn’t feel Horror horror to me, more sort of meanly funny with a side of “you get what you deserve, dummy.” (There is grossness and gore, which picks up as the movie goes along.) Bear is both a lump of bozo and a guy that has stolen the agency of the girl he claims to love. Nikki is broken? Or being psychically held hostage and tortured? You kind of wish the movie would let us see more of her righteous rage.

I didn’t exactly enjoy the movie but there are elements that make me relatively satisfied with having watched it. I’ve seen other critics call out the sound design, and the way the movie uses sound is maybe its biggest special effect, the thing that truly sells some of its weirdest moments. And I am rather impressed with how unlikeable Obsession lets Bear be — I am not exactly rooting for the thing that is tormenting him but I am never rooting for Bear.

Whilst on Peacock, I checked out another spring theatrical release, You, Me & Tuscany(also available for rent or purchase). I think seeing it on a streaming service I’m already paying for is possibly the correct way to see this middling romance confection that feels like less a thing you watch and more a thing you have on. Everybody is very pretty or charming or both in this movie about Anna (Halle Bailey, still reading a little bit like a Disney princess), a culinary school dropout who spends her time drifting between housesitting assignments in New York City, pretending to live the life of her rich clients. After getting fired from a job for wearing the client’s couture, she meets Italian charmer Matteo (Lorenzo de Moor), who tells her all about his Tuscan villa. Coincidentally, she has a plane ticket to Tuscany, for a trip she planned to make with her mother before her mother passed away. Anna decides to take that trip and, when she learns that she’s showed up with no hotel reservations during the middle of a popular festival week, she decides Matteo “practically invited” her to stay at his villa and breaks in. Through a series of misunderstandings, Matteo’s mother (Isabella Ferrari) and grandmother (Stefania Casini) believe Anna is Matteo’s new fiancee and Anna, eager not to get arrested, goes along with it. She winds up meeting the whole family, including Matteo’s cousin/adopted brother Michael (Regé-Jean Page), a tall handsome winemaker, as she describes him, who she is even more attracted to than almost-one-night-stand Matteo.

There is nothing surprising about the events here, beautiful people in beautiful clothes in beautiful Italian settings in a story with dialogue that all feels maybe one step up from Netflix rom-com. But it’s pretty to look at and basically inoffensive — though for a movie that talks a lot about food and Anna’s onetime love of cooking, it’s pretty below average on showing us glamour shots of Italian cuisine. I don’t know that Bailey and Page have chemistry, per se, but he is very handsome and, at least twice, he is wet and shirtless and maybe that is close enough to chemistry.

Also on Peacock, among the tonnage of Saturday Night Live content, is Lorne (also a spring release, also now available for rent or purchase), a documentary nominally about Lorne Michaels, creator of Saturday Night Live, a 50-year-old TV show helmed by a man creeping up on 82 years. Lorne the man seems like he is A Lot, both as a person to have to wrangle for interviews and a person to have as your boss, but Lorne is a fun hang, with SNL luminaries past and present talking about knowing and working for him. As much as we get biographical details about Michaels — born in Canada, left SNL after five years only to come back five seasons later, owns dogs? — the doc gives us the rhythm of the show, both throughout a week of putting it together and throughout the seasons and the flow of cast members. SNL is a bit of a factory that has to put out its product, ready or not, through strong cast and writer years and weaker ones, with great material and with sketches that make Michaels forlornly sigh. It has its winners and its losers and its rebuilding periods. I found the legacy aspect of the story this documentary tells — what the show has been and the uncertainty of what it will be once Michaels is gone — as thoughtful as the stories from John Mulaney and Maya Rudolph and the like are funny.

Featured photo: The Last House.

The friendly neighborhood MCU

Spider-Man helps keep the Marvel universe grounded

Neighborhood Spider-Man is the best kind of Spider-Man.

Peter Parker (Tom Holland) returns in Spider-Man: Brand New Day, where he has over some four years established a life of solitude and dedication to crime fighting. Not the big intergalactic crime of Infinity War and Endgame but New York City street crime where the baddies he catches are arrested, often by police detective Jean DeWolf (Liza Colón-Zayas), who likes talking over criminal networks and crime patterns with Spider-Man. But only on the phone — since the Dr. Strange everybody-forgets-Peter-Parker spell, Peter has kept his Spidey strictly profesh, no one knows his identity or sees him with the mask off, even to drink coffee, which sometimes-colleague Frank “The Punisher” Castle (Jon Bernthal) thinks is so dorky.

In the four years since the spell, Peter has watched from afar (i.e. social media) as former best friend Ned (Jacob Batalon) and former girlfriend MJ (Zendaya) went to MIT and lived their lives without him. It makes him sad, he wants to tell them who he is but also wants to keep them safe. He’s shocked when Ned suddenly walks into a local shop where Peter is hanging out. Peter follows Ned to his new apartment, where Peter sees MJ hanging out with her boyfriend. Perhaps the stress of watching the girl he still loves kiss another dude is what causes the strange headaches he’s been having to go from annoyance to a full-on blackout, from which he awakes to find himself covered in webbing that, in a change of pace for this Peter, didn’t come out of a web shooter but came out of his own person. He also realizes that his Spidey sense is getting much stronger, stronger to the degree that the ambient noise of New York is too much to take.

These changes seem to also be getting in the way of chasing down an elusive baddie (Sadie Sink) who seems to jump from body to body and is targeting the Department of Damage Control, the shady organization that Spider-Man has primarily dealt with in their rehabilitating villains capacity. Spider-Man can, at first at least, track this person throughout their jumps from body to body. But as he finds his abilities going highwire, the shadowy-jumper seems to be a step ahead of him.

This particular baddie’s whole deal is pretty good and I’ll admit, as a person who doesn’t seek out Marvel movie spoilers, I was pleasantly surprised with the reveal. I also liked how the baddie’s designs are specific and limited in scope — this is, for the most part, not a skybeam world-in-peril situation. And even when we rub up against bigger parts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe — Peter asks professor Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) for some sciencey advice and asks Yelena (Florence Pugh) for information on the baddie’s Damage Control aims — it’s narrowly focused on these circumstances.

This movie manages to be about Peter growing and changing and dealing with life’s complexity without being too soggy about it and while still keeping it grounded in the emotions of the characters and a kind of streets-of-New-York sense of reality. And it’s funny in moments, not perhaps as gleeful as earlier Spider-Man outings but still managing lightness and ending with a note of extremely sweet joy.

Featured photo: Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Sofaplex viewing

New comedies and other home movie watching fun

I often wonder if a movie I watch at home has to clear a lower bar than a movie I see at the theater.

72 Hours, a new Netflix comedy starring Kevin Hart, feels like it might have been excruciating to watch in a theater. Viewed at home, where I can pause to get a popcorn refill, it is merely very bad — so, evidence of lower bar? Or did I just suffer less?

Hart, who is 47 in real life, plays 40-year-old Joe, a marketing executive gunning for a promotion but failing to wow the room with his latest vodka commercial, which has “how do you do, fellow kids” stink lines wafting off it. How do I pitch to Gen Z? thinks this millennial. Coincidentally, that very day he was also accidentally included in a group chat of 20something dudes headed to Miami for a bachelor party. Because he Venmoed them some drinking money after making fun of their posts, they off-handedly invited him to come along. Failing at work and in a dumb fight with his girlfriend (Teyana Taylor, who I hope was paid really well), Joe decides that he will indeed show up for this stranger’s party weekend, offering to upgrade their rental house and overall experience in exchange for their including him. The bros — groom-to-be Mason (Mason Gooding), his “this is all he’s got in his life right now” buddy Nick (Marcello Hernández), the mourning-a-breakup Hunter (Ben Marshall) and good-natured dummy Freshman (Kam Patterson) — think it’s all very weird but they decide to go with it to have someone pay for a limo.

The movie also piles on gangsters, a subplot where Joe is forced to do cocaine and turns into a Scarface knock-off and a gang of girl criminals posing as a bachelorette party. It feels like someone felt the core comedy situation here wasn’t working so they added on a dozen other things. Which also don’t work.

Here are the “at home” points that I might have been too annoyed to award at a theater: Marcello Hernández is inherently funny and even though this movie doesn’t give him much of a character, he does get a few good lines in. Fun line readings, limited though they are, are doled out to most of the group of bros. Also, maybe one in 10 of the “Millennials versus Zoomers” jokes is a “ha, cute” level of funny.

I feel like the vanity of Kevin Hart — or maybe the writers’ desires to keep him a hero — gets in the way. Born in 1979, real life Hart is a younger Gen X person. Why not have him play his actual age, or older even, to widen the cultural divide? Or why not have him play a younger millennial, experiencing that first existentially painful taste of not being on trend? Why not make him more desperate — the movie doesn’t really go as hard as it could on the weirdness of Joe and his situation. I don’t know that weirding up the movie would have fixed all its problems but it probably couldn’t have made it worse.

For an example of what the tartness of an unself-aware weirdo can bring to a comedy, check out The Dink, on Apple TV, which stars Jake Johnson playing the New Girl’s Nick Miller variant that he does so well.

Here, he is Dusty Boyd, a one-time tennis star whose career ended in his teens after an injury. Now working as a pro at the tennis club his father Chuck (Ed Harris) manages, Dusty is still trying to dine out on his old glories, with fellow employee PJ (Aaron Chen) serving as just enough of a hype man to keep his delusion going. But then Dusty reinjures his wrist and is sent to a doctor (Ben Stiller in a fun cameo part) who suggests Dusty play pickleball to help recover. Dusty, like his father, thinks pickleball is a dorky, not-a-sport endeavor — even though the pickleball crowd (led by Patton Oswalt) is demanding more court space at the club. Dusty plays his first doubles game against retired ladies Gail (Cleo King, who puts extra mustard on her part) and Judy (Lynne Marie Stewart) with his partner Candace (Mary Steenburgen), a woman he first met when he kicked her out of the club for hitting her pickleball into the tennis courts. He hates the game and thinks it’s stupid and, of course, jumps at the chance for a rematch. He also strikes up a friendship with Candace, who is recently divorced and trying to figure things out and is willing to meet him for late night pickleball when he needs some mind-clearing competition.

Even Candace, who admits that, post-divorce, she bought a snake and unsuccessfully attempted pottery, gets to be weird here and I think that helps with this pretty standard sports story that leads up to a big game and a sort of redemption. This movie is lightweight and not terribly taxing but enjoyable enough.

April release The Devil Wears Prada 2 (rent or purchase and as of July 29 streaming on Hulu and Disney+) is a meatier watch. Andy Sacks (Anne Hathaway) did in fact become the important serious journalist she wanted to be back in the 2006 original. And, like so many important serious journalists these days, she gets laid off from her newspaper, in her case via text while accepting a journalism award, giving her an opportunity to go viral tearfully proclaiming that journalism still matters. Meanwhile, Runway magazine, the Vogue-stand-in where she worked her first post-college job, is dealing with a scandal related to a recent story about a fashion brand that turned out to be running a sweatshop. Needing some of Andy’s integrity shine, Runway’s parent company boss, still Irv (Tibor Feldman) from the last movie, hires her to be the features editor — a fact Runway editor Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) learns on Andy’s first day of work.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a delightfully catty, well-attended, beautiful-to-look-at funeral for a beloved friend, is how I felt watching it. Stanley Tucci and Emily Blunt return (as does Tracie Thoms as Andy’s freebie-bag loving friend) and we get newcomers Justin Theroux and B.J. Novak as two different flavors of modern monsters; Lucy Liu and Kenneth Branagh as two different flavors of decency, and Simone Ashley, Caleb Hearon and Helen J. Shen as Kids Today. And everybody is great and fun to watch and does just enough without doing too much. There are some lovely clothes and some good jokes and a nice visual gag about the two belts that looked so different. But throughout I felt an ache at the passing of magazines and newspapers and the desperate condition of those who are left. The constant attempts to save Runway are aimed at saving something that several characters say is a shell of itself — in the real world it would probably be some kind of bi-monthly-ish affair that might still have a September issue but also put out issues labeled just “Winter.”

There is a nice Hollywood spin on this story that, like a lottery ticket and its “maybe it will be me,” feels both fantastical and just plausible enough that, you know, it could happen. And it feels nice watching a fairy tale ending that is actually more about the joys of a career making a print product and female friendship than a romance. On one level, I enjoyed this movie and had a good time watching it. On another level, sniff.

Remarkably Bright Creatures is another movie I avoided seeing when it came out on Netflix in May, largely because My Octopus Teacher and its Oscar win over better documentaries had me wary of schmoopy octopus movies. And, make no mistake, this is a schmoopy octopus movie, but I rather enjoyed its gentle weepy drama and the performances by Sally Field and Lewis Pullman — and Alfred Molina, voicing the octopus Marcellus, who isn’t particularly impressed with his human captors. He does have some fondness for Tova (Field), the woman who works nights cleaning the aquarium where he lives, giving a proper shine to his tank and talking to him all the while. When she injures her ankle putting Marcellus back in his tank — he likes to squidge out of his tank and wander around, eating some of the other exhibited marine life — the aquarium hires Cameron (Pullman) to fill in. Cameron is passing through town looking for the father he never met. When his van, where he is also sleeping, breaks down, he’s eager for the temp work to pay the repair bill. Tova is at first not impressed with Cameron’s mediocre cleaning skills but she teaches him the “right way” to do the job and introduces him to Marcellus, who also begins to have an irritated fondness for Cameron. Humans with their clumsy interpersonal skills are, Marcellus tells us, rather a dense bunch.

This movie is very pleasant, which I know sounds like faint praise but when paired with the lovely Pacific Northwest scenery and the very beautiful cabin-like home Tova lives in makes for a nice relaxing bit of chillout.

After many weeks in theaters, May release Backrooms is nearing $400 million in worldwide box office and is now available for rent or purchase. This A24 horror-I-guess movie has many claims to fame including its less than $10 million reported production cost and its director, Kane Parsons, who was 20 at the time of its release, according to Wikipedia. And all of that is great, sincerely, both for film now, with this summer’s hopeful box office and the constant need for some non-IP wins, and for the future, since it will encourage production companies and studios to keep taking the occasional chance on weird stuff. About the movie itself, my feelings are more complicated.

Clark (Chiwetel Ejiofor), the depressed owner of a furniture store who is drinking his way through a divorce, finds a portal to somewhere one night in his store in the 1990s. When he walks through a particular spot in his store’s seemingly solid wall, he finds himself in another room, a mostly empty room with a pile of furniture at its center. That room leads to other rooms, all mostly empty, like a hastily abandoned office space that might still have a desk or a sofa or a stop sign or a cardboard cutout of a caveman that seems to be playing a recording of people speaking multiple languages — you know, normal stuff. The rooms are all lit by fluorescent lights giving off a kind of depressing brightness but that also flicker as he walks through hallways and into new rooms, some of which have tiny doors or slanted floors that at first seem like tricks of perspective. When he hears and almost sees what seems to be another being, he runs back to his store and apparently returns often enough that he is able to draw a map of this new space.

When he tells his therapist Mary (Renate Reinsve) about all this, her unbelieving reaction spurs Clark to bring his employee Kat (Lukita Maxwell) and her boyfriend, Bobby (Finn Bennett), who has a video camera, to the store to witness and record what he is seeing.

This movie’s real talent is creating mood, putting you in a place not unlike a nightmare, where spatial relationships don’t always make sense and people and objects don’t look correct. In some rooms, furniture doesn’t sit on the floor but more looks like, Star Trek-style, it has transported into it. Half a sofa sticks out of the floor as parts of a chair stick out of the wall. The emptiness and the room-into-room is disconcerting, the furniture is unsettling but then the sense that a not-fully-seen thing might be lurking is terrifying at a core level. It’s a really well constructed, layered kind of terror that this movie sets up. I feel like the movie sort of stops with the set-up; the resolution, such as it is, feels kind of floppy comparatively. But that quiet, slow-motion panic created by wandering through rooms and halls into doors, that’s pretty impressive.

Another vibes-forward movie capturing more of a sense of the world than its literal reality is I Love Boosters, written and directed by Boots Riley and available for rent or purchase after a May theatrical release (that seems tiny, based on its Wikipedia description). Buddies Corvette (Keke Palmer), Sade (Naomi Ackie) and Mariah (Taylour Paige) are the leaders of a crew of boosters called the Velvet Gang — along with a few other members providing distractions and get-away driving, the ladies steal clothes from a medium high-end chain run by designer Christie Smith (Demi Moore). When selling these clothes at pop-up sales in their neighborhood, the women seem to both be eager to turn a reasonable profit and feel like they’re offering access to fashion to a community that needs it. If Corvette seems a little mopey about the whole thing, perhaps it’s because she also wants to design clothes and Christie isn’t just a mark but also an idol to her. Or she is until Corvette learns some things about Christie, including that, according to Jianhu (Poppy Liu), another woman doing some boosting, the Chinese factory where Christie’s clothes are made treats the workers terribly, constantly increasing the speeds at which they’re expected to work and getting workers sick due to the “sand-basted denim” process. Jianhu is in the booster game for a little righteous revenge and while she doesn’t have a crew she does have a device that can transport all of the items out of the store in seconds.

There is also a supernaturally hot and intense LaKeith Stanfield and a Ponzi-scheme operator played by Don Cheadle and Eiza Gonzalez as a labor organizer, radicalized when her boss (Will Poulter) explains that she must wear Christie Smith clothes for work and their cost will be taken out of her salary.

Its bendy approach to reality and unrestrained use of color make I Love Boosters a treat to watch and also help deliver a rather warm and fuzzy message about people coming together to support friends, coworkers and a wider community to make change. It’s heartwarming, which is unexpected for a movie with a goofy, very R-rated subplot about Stanfield’s character and a delightful spikey performance from Moore.

Female friendship is also at the core of Ride or Die, an eight-episode series released on Prime Video in July and starring Octavia Spencer and Hannah Waddingham. Debbie (Spencer) is the American wife of a British politician who has long put her own career on hold. Her best friend is Judith (Waddingham), a forensic accountant — so she says. Actually, Judith is an assassin trained to have no emotional attachments but who has long nurtured and protected her friendship with Debbie, the one “real” thing in her life. When Judith’s new assignment turns out to involve Debbie’s terrible husband (Jamie Parker), Judith and Debbie soon find themselves on the run from assorted intelligence agencies and the mob, with their friendship on the ropes as Debbie is horrified to learn what Judith actually does.

Waddingham and Spencer have nice long-time friend chemistry — you buy that they can love each other, be mad at each other and work together all at the same time. Debbie might be a civilian but she has useful skills of her own and their work to find their way out of their potentially deadly situation truly is a buddy endeavor. This maybe didn’t need to be a series, might have been more energetic as a movie, but it makes for a nice watch nonetheless.

Released on Prime Video in January, The Wrecking Crew is perfect for when you just need two hours of dumb goofery to cradle you in its beefy tattooed arms. Navy super soldier James (Dave Bautista) and his half-brother cop Jonny (Jason Momoa) annoyedly reunite in Hawaii after years of estrangement when their father, a private detective, dies in suspicious circumstances. Through their bickering and with the help of their cousin Nani (Frankie Adams), James’ wife Leila (Roimata Fox), Jonny’s ex Valentina (Morena Baccarin) and their father’s assistant Pika (Jacob Batalon), the two anger various mobs to uncover a skeevy plan involving business man Marcus Robichaux (Claes Bang). Explosions, fist fights, shootouts and car smash-ups are sewn together by insults and visual comedy about the size of Momoa and Bautista — and it’s all great. I mean, dumb but great. Momoa is quite skilled at being this kind of a character, mixing in the right bit of silliness with his whole “Hulk smash” deal. He and Bautista, here playing the straight man, work well together, with their “muscle vs. muscle”-ness creating something much lighter and sillier than when they play the muscle men individually.

Featured photo: 72 Hours.

Never going home?

The Odyssey takes you on a journey with its nearly three-hour run time

Step 1 with watching Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is to forget.

Like a lotus eater, forget stuff that came before — the barfy discourse around casting, what you think you remember from when you read (or skimmed or got someone to tell you the gist of) The Odyssey in school, what you think you remember about Greek myths in general (the movie explains whatever god or famous Greek-mythology human is at the core of a scene well enough for the purposes of watching the movie). And forget about the runtime, because yes, it’s long but the movie mostly uses those two hours and 50-some minutes pretty well and the pacing picks up right when it needs to. Also probably forget whatever your opinion is of Matt Damon, because the persona of Matt Damon is just going to get in the way of the performance the actor Matt Damon is giving. Ditto Anne Hathaway.

Just focus your viewing experience on the movie itself: the story of the nearly 20 years it takes Odysseus (Damon), king of Ithaca, to get back home to his wife, Penelope (Hathaway), and son Telemachus (Tom Holland), after having left for the Trojan War. We see different parts of this tale, from the beginning when Odysseus is explaining to Penelope why he has to participate in this sure-to-be quagmire-y endeavor and how much the war is going to suck, to the “guys in a horse” part to all the coming home stuff.

Though it’s not told linearly, the main action is roughly this: After 10 years, Agamemnon’s (Benny Safdie) dumb war is over and Odysseus decides instead of looting more from Troy and sailing straight back to Ithaca, they’ll pick up snacks along the way and “see a bit of the world,” a real “three-hour tour” plan that turns into a nearly decade-long trip. Along the way, Odysseus’ army and fleet of three ships meet a Cyclops (Bill Irwin); a witch named Circe (Samantha Morton); some sirens; some zombie soldiers; some armored giants and some supernaturally terrible weather. Each adventure takes a big bite out of the surviving number of Odysseus’s men and makes them both more desperate and less likely to ever reach their homes.

Meanwhile, back home, Penelope is trying to queen the country together but finds tensions high and civility fraying due in part to the many many suitors who have shown up at her castle to try to marry her. She has footed the bill for their years of feasting and drinking while they wait for her to decide to get married again. Telemachus suggests that he could be king, but Penelope points out that he can’t just say he’s the king, he needs everyone to buy in to the idea, which they aren’t right now without a definitive declaration of Odysseus’ death or proof that Telemachus is, essentially, grown up enough to hold the job.

That’s basically the action of the movie. The emotional “what it’s all about,” which becomes clearer as Odysseus works to remember, after years of living in a pleasant lotus buzz on an island with Calypso (Charlize Theron), who he is and what he needs to do, made me think of Nolan’s Oppenheimer. In some ways this movie feels like it is an expansion and examination of the philosophical question that ended that movie, with Oppenheimer worried that he had destroyed the world with the creation he spearheaded. When you’re stuck on a beach for 10 years trying to fight your way into a walled city or rushing to build a catastrophic weapon before a genocidal dictator can, you don’t always think about the long-term repercussions, if you are breaking something that can never be fixed, something that doesn’t just fight this fight but that, as Odyssesu puts it, wages war with civilization itself. That is Odysseus’ struggle, what he doesn’t know how to come back from.

This core struggle allows you to stay rooted in the story of this one family even when the movie brings in a massive cast of characters that range from a goddess (Zendaya) to the weaseliest of the suitors (Robert Pattinson). I never felt like I was getting lost in the spectacle of it all, though the spectacle of it all was mostly enjoyable to watch and I warmed to it over the course of the movie. The razzmatazz of angry Poseidon storms and huge armies on the march augments, not overwhelms, the human story.

The performances are all very good, even Hathaway’s, once I got over some “this is too thin for the Oscar nomination I’ll bet it earns” annoyance. And even Damon, once you let go of the fact that this guy just does not have a “king from antiquity” look or vibe about him, though I think that works for what the movie is trying to do. Everybody — every John Leguizamo and Lupita Nyong’o and Jon Bernthal body — adds a little something, pulls the overall narrative in an interesting little side direction. You could let that pull you out of the tale, but it could also put the story in its rightful place as something that is timeless, as in out-of-a-specific-time and more about the nature of humans than the historical events of the Bronze Age. This is not a history class; it’s a story, literal or metaphorical or somewhere in between, about a guy dealing with the world. And if you want to let your mind wander to the elements about our modern world that the movie seems to be commenting on, there are plenty of places where you can do that too.

(Extra credit; Before you see the movie, amp yourself up with The Odyssey: The Making of an Epic, a 22-minute docummercial on Peacock about the movie which delightfully nerds out about elements such as the on-location sets and the score.After, check out Vulture.com’s story “Christopher Nolan Explains the ‘Key’ to The Odyssey’s Ending,” in which they ask him more about the Oppenheimer-y nature of the movie — though when I thought about the Oppenheimer connection as I was leaving the movie, I didn’t particularly see it as a big reveal for either movie.)

I used Nolan’s The Odyssey as an excuse to check out The Return (streaming on Paramount+ and available for rent or purchase), a 2024 movie more tightly focused, as the title suggests, on Odysseus’ return to Ithaca. Here, broken down old man Odysseus (Ralph Fiennes) is fished out of the water near Ithaca only to be tossed back by some of Penelope’s (Juliette Binoche) suitors, who say there’s already enough of them and they hope he’ll just drown. Instead, he washes up naked on the shore and is tended to by Eumaeus (Claudio Santamaria), who explains how lousy things are on the island with remaining inhabitants at the mercy of the terrible suitors. They steal the livestock, they prey on the women and just generally they’re leading the island to ruin. Up at the castle, Odysseus’ son Telemachus (Charlie Plummer) is trying to keep from getting killed by the suitors and is almost convinced that his mom should just marry Antinous (Marwan Kenzari), the maybe least-awful of the bunch. As with Tom Holland’s Telemachus, Plummer’s Telemachus, as the movie begins, does not quite have the gravitas to take the throne for himself.

The Return is all scorched earth, all people trying to figure out if they can claw their way back from despair and violence. But quietly, without the spectacle of The Odyssey, The Return does its grief and frustration slower and at a lower volume. Which isn’t always to the movie’s benefit in terms of keeping this from being a downbeat slog. But Fiennes gives a solid performance and highlights the emotional struggles of Odysseus.

And speaking of stuff we read (or were at least assigned) in school, I also gave a watch to the 2026 Hamlet, which had a theatrical release in spring and is now available for rent or purchase. This adaptation stars Riz Ahmed as Hamlet, Morfydd Clark as Ophelia, Timothy Spall as Polonius, Sheeba Chaddha (maybe the MVP for me here?) as Gertrude, Joe Alwyn as Laertes and Art Malik as Claudius. Here, Elsinore is the big company that has made Hamlet’s family rich in present-day London. This is a fun adaptation, if “fun adaptation” is a thing you can say about a play soaked in grief and that notoriously features the deaths of pretty much every major character. This isn’t the Baz Luhrmann Romeo + Juliet approach; it’s just a really solid retelling done in a way that, as with The Odyssey, highlights the timelessness of the story.

Riz Ahmed is fully believable as someone who is in the “still figuring it out” phase of his life and doesn’t quite have the maturity at first to know what to do with the information that his uncle was the one who killed his father before nearly immediately marrying his mother. Ahmed also does a good job of making the “whether tis nobler in the mind” of it all feel like natural dialogue and thought, especially for someone addled with grief and anger. Chaddha is equally skilled at delivering Gertrude’s lines in a way that suggests layers of meaning. Gertrude gives Hamlet a look when Claudius is explaining that they are getting married that seems to convey a whole backstory about what is happening and about what she hopes Hamlet understands.

Featured photo: The Odyssey.

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