You’ve got your crisps, your crumbles, your slumps (yes, I know, but they are delicious), your brown bettys, your cobblers and even your pandowdies. And while there are, of course, differences, and enthusiasts who take them Very Seriously, when you get right down to it you have to admit that they are all variations on Baked Fruit with a Topping.
Crisps and crumbles are almost unnervingly easy to pull off. They can be made by a drunken koala bear. They call for fruit and butter and brown sugar and flour. Did you spend an overly ambitious afternoon apple-picking? Did a neighbor leave a shopping bag full of pears on your front step in the middle of the night, ring the doorbell and run away? Did you find some forgotten rhubarb hiding behind a bag of peas in the back of your freezer?
Boom! A crumble has your back.
Fruit
- 4 cups (roughly 575 g) of chopped fall fruit – I’ve made this with pears, apples, rhubarb, cranberries, and even mangos. This past week I used two large stalks of rhubarb and a couple of Honeycrisp apples.
- ½ cup (100 g) brown sugar
- A splash (probably two teaspoons) vanilla
Topping
- 1 cup (120 g) flour
- ¼ cup (50 g) more brown sugar
- Large pinch of coarse sea salt or kosher salt
- 1/3 cup (2/3 stick) cold butter
- ¼ cup chopped nuts – purists use chopped walnuts, but though I can’t prove it, I feel like walnuts are part of a secret-but-evil conspiracy. I use chopped pecans.
Preheat your oven to 350°F.
If you’ve already peeled and chopped your fruit, this might be the simplest, most straightforward thing you’ve done this week. Put a small baking dish — I use a soufflé dish — on your scale. Dump your fruit into the dish. Tare (zero out) the scale, and spoon or sprinkle the brown sugar over the top, then add a splash of vanilla. Stir it all together, and set it aside.
Add the flour, salt, brown sugar and chopped nuts to a mixing bowl and stir to combine. If you want to use the same spoon you just used for the fruit, nobody will narc you out to the Crumble Cops.
Chop the butter into chunks, then add it to the flour mixture.
This is the part that will make you feel like you know what you’re doing:
Wash and dry your hands, then stir the butter chunks around with your fingers. Pinch the butter pieces with floury hands, and rub your fingers and thumbs together. Keep doing this until the butter is in what bakers describe as “pea-sized pieces.” That doesn’t seem very specific; peas come in a lot of different sizes. Crumbles are really forgiving, though, and as long as the butter is in small pieces it will work well.
Dump the topping on top of the fruit in the baking dish and spread it out more or less evenly. You can use your friend the Fruit Spoon for this, but your fingers will work just as well.
Put your proto-crumble in the oven and bake it for 45 to 50 minutes. When the topping is lightly browned and develops cracks with fruit lava showing through, it’s ready. Set it aside to cool enough to not destroy your mouth, then serve it warm with ice cream, or room temperature the next morning for breakfast.
Featured photo. Photo by John Fladd.
