Author: Dave Long

The Big Story – Wait Until Next Week: With the Red Sox scuffling along 10+ games out of first in the AL East and local teams long gone from the spring playoffs, there is no local big story. We’ll have to wait until next week when the World Cup and its incredible price-gouging/fan rip-offs begin.

Sports 101: Michael Jordan won the NBA Finals MVP a record six times. Who is second with four Finals MVPs and who are the three others who’ve been Finals MVP three times?

News Item – Red Sox Update

Who’s Hot: Connelly Early is 5-2 with a 2.97 ERA after last week’s seven shutout innings vs. Atlanta. Jarren Duran – The guy nitwits on talk radio say should be traded is back to leading off, where in the last 10 games in May he went 15-44 (.341) with 8 runs scored, 5 homers and 11 RBI, raising the average from the. 150’s to .219.

The GM: The answer is 19 and four wins and losses immediately after alleged pitching guru Craig Breslow gift-wrapped Quinn Priester (13-3) last year and Kyle Harrison (6-1) this year to Milwaukee in consecutive deals for two minor-leaguers we’ll probably never see and a third baseman now hitting .185.

On the plus side, the Giants are 60-78 since Raffy Devers arrived to play first base in SF.

In Case You Missed It – Mickey Gasper: The Merrimack product is getting regular at-bats for Boston after hitting .333 with three doubles and three RBI in 17 games.

News Item – Yankee Firsts: Given their history it’s hard to do anything for a first time in Yankee history. But they did it in last week’s 15-1 24-hit assault of KC, where for the first time every Yankee in the starting line-up got at least two hits in a game. Then on Sunday they had another first ever by batting around three times in a 13-run second inning of a 13-8 win over Oakland. Then ironically didn’t get another after that.

News Item – NBA Finals Update

After the upstart Spurs knocked off defending champion OKC, it started in San Antonio yesterday (Wednesday). It’s been 27 years since the Knicks were last in the Finals and 53 since they last won it all in 1973. NYK’s opponent in 1999 ironically was SA when Tim Duncan won the first of his four titles.

Victor Wembanyama’s shoe size is 20.5. That’s the largest since Shaq, and before him big Bob Lanier, of whom people said his toes entered a room at 12:00 and the rest of him got there at 12:05.

Spurs star Stephon Castle’s father Stacey was a teammate of the greatest Spur of them all, Duncan at Wake Forest.

Love that Jalen Brunson led NY to the Finals after Dallas let him walk for less money to sign Kyrie Irving. After KI got hurt again, they’re back to a well-deserved place in the lottery.

Why do so many yack about SGA’s “flopping” to get foul calls and no one says anything about Steph Curry flopping on almost every shot he takes?

The Numbers:

2 – number of teams currently in the three-spots-available AL Wild Card race that were over .500 on June 1.

4 – games the alarmingly disappointing Red Sox are somehow only out of a wild card playoff spot.

14.3 – strikeouts per nine innings by flame-throwing 22-year-old Milwaukee phenom Jacob Misiorowski in 2026 after striking out 49 over just 31 innings while giving up one run and 11 hits in his five May starts.

… Of the Week Awards

Alumni News – Dustin May: The disaster in Boston stayed that way in St. Louis, where he took a no-hitter into the eighth vs. Milwaukee before losing it and the game 2-1. It left him 3-6 with a 4.97 ERA.

Chris Sale: The big lefty can still pitch when not injured. He has a second best in baseball eight wins after beating the Sox last week.

Astonishing Basketball Fact of the Week – MVP Voting: Saw on my friend Tommy Ameen’s Facebook feed that an American hasn’t won the NBA Most Valuable Player Award since James Harden in 2018. Wow!

Sports 101 Answer: Most NBA Finals MVP’s are six for Jordan, four for LeBron James, three for Magic Johnson, Shaq and Tim Duncan.

Final Thought – Stephen A Blowhard Under Fire: Must say I love it when a guy who kills people on TV regularly can’t take it when people fire back. That’s the case for Steven A these days where Jaylen Brown yacked back at him on Twitter to retire, then challenged him to a debate at Harvard or MIT. Then “his friend” Kevin Hart put Stephen A on his Mt. Rushmore of Sports Racism during his recent roast.

Steve, if you’re gonna yack at people you can’t have the whiney, thin-skinned response you’ve been giving. Take things aimed at you in the same way you expect them to be taken on things said by you about them.

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The Big Story – Memorial Day weekend

It’s not officially summer, but it makes it feel like summer has arrived. However, it brings an early holiday deadline that messes with my usual formula, so I’m doing something a little different today by giving my blueprint for how the C’s should reshuffle the deck.

Sports 101: Name the only three basketball players to win a HS State Championship, NCAA title, NBA title and Olympic gold.

News Item – Calendar Day: Come Monday, June 1, the Eagles can affordably make the long-rumored A.J. Brown deal to the Pats. What cost is moving him worth to you? Not more than a second-round pick for me, because at 29 he’s probably got three years left as a prime receiver.

Celtics Blueprint

The annual “we have to split up Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown” nonsense has begun. However, while it is a dumb practice, I could live with a deal for either depending upon whether the offer was eye-opening enough. It would have to achieve at least one of the following; (1) Makes them younger and deeper. (2) Someone in the middle who can cover Joel Embiid. (3) Spreads out years between max contracts to top players to manage the cap better. (4) A younger, cheaper on-the-way-up guy who’ll grow into what Brown or Tatum were at the same age in their careers.

Who Goes – Tatum or Brown: This year taught us they can win with either. So the one who goes is simply the one who brings the most back. That’s likely Tatum.

Rumors – Giannis Antetokounmpo: He’s one of my all-time favorites. But he’s 32, unsigned past this year, and his last two seasons have ended with injuries. All red flags. The only place he improves what’s needed most is size and scoring underneath.

A few names who’d interest me:

Nikola Jokic – Not likely, but Denver may be looking to shake it up. They’d give up quickness to fill the hole in the middle while improving ability to score better in half court and rebounding.

Deni Avdija – What’s not to like? He scores, rebounds and passes. Just nobody around here knows how good he is.

Stephon Castle – This guy’s got it — duende. A winner.

Jalen Johnson– It took him a while to get the career going with Atlanta but he’s been solid the last two years, culminating with last year’s 22.2 points, 10.7 rebounds and 7.9 assists per game.

Acceptable deals:

Scottie Barnes and R.J. Barrett –Makes them more versatile offensively by adding two 20-point-per-night scorers for Toronto last year.

Amen Thompson– His age 21, 22 and 23 with Houston were all better than Brown’s. And he’s already the best wing defender in the league. Throw in 7-footer Jabari Smith to add size in the middle and I’m in.

The Numbers:

22 – points behind with 8:19 left before the Knicks overcame the largest fourth-quarter playoff deficit in franchise history in their 115-104 Game 1 playoff win over Cleveland

60.2 – regular season shooting percent for MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, which is unheard of by a guard

A Little History – The Memorial Day Massacre: It was an epic beatdown when the Celtics opened the 1985 NBA Finals with a 148-114 Game 1 slaughter of the Lakers. So bad that Celtics rookie Charles Bradley turned it into the first Celtics dunk-a-thon.

But it was also a lesson that taught all it was just one game, nothing more. Which L.A. demonstrated by winning the next two leading to a 4-2 Finals win.

Sports 101 Answer: The rare four-title champs are Jerry Lucas, Magic Johnson and Quinn Buckner.

Final Thought – Be Careful What You Wish For: The L.A. Clippers had Kawhi Leonard ready to re-sign if they could acquire another major star like Oak City’s Paul George. Which the usually wrong pundits all said would make them a true contender. But this deal reminds us trades are not won on paper, as Thunder GM Sam Presti used L.A.’s desperation for a star to extract an astonishing six first-round picks and an afterthought rookie on their current roster for George.

So who won that deal? Well, the Clippers never won more than 51 games, missed the playoffs entirely once, were Round 1 losers twice, and after playing just 236 of 410 games with L.A. the constantly injured George is now in Philly.

Meanwhile one of those six picks became All-Star Jalen Williams, and that rookie thrown into the deal is now two-time MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander after leading them to become reigning NBA champs and getting close again. And astonishingly they still have the 12th pick this year from a deal made in 2020.

Thus desperation led L.A. to make arguably the worst NBA trade in history.

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The Big Story – Baseball at the Quarter Turn: It has not been pretty for your Boston Red Sox. They’ve been getting killed for their weak offense, no power and lack of spending, leading an enterprising pilot to fly over Fenway one day pulling a banner behind begging the owners to sell the team. Other than that, the start’s been great.

Sports 101: Name the three second basemen to hit 300 career homers.

News Item – Patriots Schedule Out: For those outraged at the toughness of the Pats’ 2026 schedule: What did you expect? They got the easy one last year because they finished last twice in a row. Now they get the first-place schedule. That happened annually for 20 years, so what’s the big deal?

News Item – Rumor Mill: For those still whining about losing Raffy Devers: after hitting .207 with two homers and 11 RBI in April word is SF is having buyer’s remorse over his declining production vs. his massive contract. And while the numbers jumped to .240-5-18 by mid-May they are hardly game-changing. So with the record at just 15-24 whispers are growing that the West Coast G-Men are about to dump payroll with Raffy headed out the door again.

News Item – Red Sox at Quarter Turn:

Good: WithCeddanne Rafaela hitting .281 with four homers and 20 RBI it appears he’s taken the next step. Plus new starters Sonny Gray and Ranger Suarez have been solid, as have surprising young’n Connelly Early and Payton Tolle.

Bad: They were 17-23, 11 out. In 2025 it was 18-22 and they still won 89 games.

Ugly: Jarren Duran, Trevor Story, Marcelo Mayer and Caleb Durbin all hit under .200 as the Sox scored MLB’s second-fewest runs.

Injured List: Think Red Sox owner John Henry is down on his knees looking upward and saying please don’t be another Chris Sale? As the next lefty Henry gave big bucks to after the $150 million Sale fiasco was Garrett Crochet. He’s on the DL with inflammation in his left shoulder after pitching a career most 203 innings last year. Hmmm.

Noteworthy baseball things after 40 games:

NL Central: Every team was playing over .500 baseball, from the 27-15 first-place Cubs to last-place Cincy at 21-20.

Billion-Dollar Dodgers: Tied with Padres at 24-16 instead of running away with everything with their pricey team. The Sox had a second-worst 31 homers and 161 runs scored in 45 games.Worst in homers was Milwaukee’s 27, but they’re ninth in runs with 209 and were 24-17 while the Sox were 17-23. Milwaukee has just the 20th-highest payroll at $127 million. Boston is 12th at $197 million, while the team with the worst record after, the 15-25 Mets, has baseball’s highest at $335 million.

Free Agents That Got Away:

Pete Alonso — 8 homers, 22 RBI, .306 avg.

Alex Bregman — 3 homers, 13 RBI, .233 avg.

Xander Bogaerts — 7 homers, 22 RBI, .267 avg.

The Numbers:

11 – percent increase in fouls during NBA playoffs vs. the regular season.

16 – astonishingly few pitches thrown by Zack Wheeler to get the first nine Red Sox batters ou in Philly’s 2-1 win last week. According to published reports it’s the least needed to do that since 2000.

20 – “thank you very much Chaim Bloom” MLB-leading homer total (including two last week at Fenway) by Kyle Schwarber, who the power-poor Red Sox let walk 207 homers ago after 2021.

Sports 101 Answer: The 300-homer second basemen are Jeff Kent (354), Robinson Cano (335) and Rogers Hornsby (301).

Final Thought –RIP Award – Ted Turner: The CNN founder and Atlanta Braves manager for one game died last week at 87. His run as Braves owner produced 14 straight NL East titles, five NL pennants and a 1995 World Series title. He also owned the Atlanta Hawks, skippered the 1977 America Cup winning sailing team and founded the Goodwill Games. All while eventually revolutionizing cable TV and USA viewing habits. And he still had time to marry Jane Fonda.

Email Dave Long at dlong@hippopress.com.

Top Story – Celtics Playoff Loss Got Worse: Just when you thought the embarrassment of blowing a 3-1 series lead to the 76ers couldn’t get any worse, the Knicks then annihilated Philly in a four-game sweep. The biggest ignominy to Slow Joe and company was that they tied a playoff record by making 23 3-balls and shot 63% in two blowout wins vs. the same Philly D that held Boston to 27.7% on 3’s in three of their wins.

Interesting that no one complains when the 3’s are falling, isn’t it? Which re-enforces the point made here last week, that all their 3’s aren’t really the problem. It’s shot selection, where Slow Joe lets them just chuck up any 3 at any time over searching out better open 3’s by running through their offense and never adapts to Plan B when they don’t.

Sports 101: Friday is the 85th anniversary of when Joe DiMaggio started his legendary 56-game hitting streak on May 15, 1941. The best since was a 44-game streak done by who?

News Item – Welcome Back, Kotter: Merrimack product Mickey Gasper came back up from AAA to go 2-3 in the Sox’s 4-1 loss to Tampa Bay Sunday.

News Item – NBA Lottery is a Joke: There’s a clear irony of the NBA going to the lottery to prevent teams from tanking, which happened after Houston did it to make sure they could draft Hakeem Olajuwon in 1984. Now several teams regularly tank for better draft position once out of the playoff race, the latest being a team with Anthony Davis and Trae Young somehow losing 26 of their last 27 to ensure getting the best pick they could, which happened by getting the top pick after winning Sunday’s lottery.

Local loss – Dave Bonner: The New Hampshire basketball community lost a great guy last week when he passed after a lengthy illness. The 6’8” giant played for Concord HS in the late ’60s before becoming the father of three D-I players, one of whom was a 12-year NBA pro. No New Hampshire family we know of has ever done that. Condolences to the family. RIP, big fella.

The Numbers

12 – playoff record blocks by 7’5” Victor Wembanyama in the Spurs’ Game 1 loss to the T-Wolves.

91 – years since the Cubs last won 10 straight in 1935 like last week.

Of the Week Awards…

Earth to Slow Joe Award: His guys were 49 for 147 (27.7%) on 3’s in their four losses to Philly. And bet it was worse in those fourth quarters.

Stat of the Year – Celtics: Guess those shocked they got knocked out in Round 1 weren’t paying attention, as they went 3-11 vs. the Top 5 playoff seeds during the regular season.

Bad Record Tied – James Harden: Interesting week for one of the biggest playoff chokers in history. First he tied Bob Cousy by shooting under 25% in a playoff game with at least 10 shots for the 20th time when he was 3-13 in Cleveland’s 107-97 Game 2 loss to Detroit. Then a game later kept the Cavs alive with the game winner in Game 3.

Sports 101 Answer: Pete Rose had everyone on high alert when the free-agent-to-be made a run for 56 in 1978 before it ended 12 short at 44.

Final Thought – A Little Streak History: The stat boys and New England deniers have been saying Ted Williams should have been the MVP instead because he hit .406 that same year and out-hit Joe D’s .408 (91-223), 15 homers and 55 RBI in every category during the same two-month period. However, those people have missed the point for 85 years. The only player to be as inspirational to his team’s success since was Yaz during the Impossible Dream season of 1967.

On May 15, 1941, the Yanks were languishing 6.5 games behind Cleveland in fourth place. The Sox were 13-10. And when it ended on July 15 the first-place Yanks led Cleveland by five games as they went 31-13 to take command of the AL race. They went on to win the pennant by a then AL record 20 games ahead of Ted and the Sox after clinching it on the earliest date in history, Sept. 4.

If you want to say based on the stats Ted was the Player of the Year, fine. But Joe D was the definition of most valuable. Which is what the award in saner times than today was about. Because if Williams didn’t play the Sox still won squat. And, oh by the way, after his o’fer, DiMaggio hit in his next 16 straight to make it an astonishing 72 out of 73 games.

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The Big Story – Loserville Weekend: Well, the Bruins had their season ended with a 4-1 loss to Buffalo on Friday. Saturday it was the Celtics’ turn, getting turned out in more brutal fashion by losing a playoff series to the 76ers for the first time in 44 years (1982) after blowing a 3-1 series lead, to make Boston Loser City for the winter pro sports teams over the weekend.

Sports 101: Who was the last NL’er to hit .400 and when did he do it?

Big Story II – Saint Anselm Drops Down To D-III: The rumor that’s been around forever finally came true when Saint Anselm Athletic Director Phil Rowe announced last week their athletic programs would compete in D-III after the 2026-27 season for mission-related reasons.

It prompted basketball HC Chris Santo to resign and be replaced by top assistant Trey Witter. It ends the great local men’s basketball rivalry between the Hawks and SNHU. Though it really hasn’t been the same since Keith Dickson and Stan Spirou each retired a few years ago.

News Item – Red Sox: In a 3-4 week when they scored just 2.5 runs per game things are still pretty much a disaster. But one good thing new manager Chad Tracy did was move his best RBI guy, Roman Anthony, out of the lead-off spot, back to third in the order, where he belongs.

News Item – Gronk Goes to Patriot Hall:As predicted, the wildly popular Rob Gronkowski was selected in a fan vote to be the next to enter the Patriots Hall of Fame. Gronk goes in on the strength of being arguably the greatest tight end ever with after being their all-time TD leader with 80 to go along with 521 receptions and a second best all-time 7,861 receiving yards.

The Numbers:

-6 – revealing plus/minus rating when the Bruins’ alleged best defenseman Charlie McAvoy was on the ice as the B’s were eliminated in the Stanley Cup series by the Buffalo Sabres 4-2.

7 – MLB record-tying consecutive walks issued by Cincinnati pitchers in the second inning of a 17-7 loss to Pittsburgh.

13 – major league leading homers hit by Japanese import Munetaka Murakami, who embattled Sox GM Craig Breslow passed on last winter for his power-devoid team for a measly $35 million over two seasons.

… Of the Week Awards

Thumbs Up – Airplane Advertising: For the one flying over Fenway on Friday dragging a banner behind it begging John Henry to SELL THE TEAM.

Quote of the Week – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: From YouTube post about why the skyhook he made famous has faded away from the game. “So the kids, they don’t want two points … that’s not cool. They want to go out there in the stratosphere and shoot three-pointers. … They don’t get to realize that if you get close to the basket, a lot more of your shots will go in.”

Sports 101 Answer: NY Giants player-manager Bill Terry hit .401 in 1930 to be the last NL’er to hit .400 or better. He was a lifetime .340 hitter, but didn’t have the power numbers Ted Williams had when he was the last .400 hitter.

Final Thought – Celtics Elimination:

Joe Mazzulla is the only coach I’ve ever seen who expands his rotation in the playoffs rather than shortening it like everyone else has done since James Naismith nailed that first peach basket up on the side of the barn. A long way from Pat Riley’s “use 8, rotate 7, play 6, trust 5” Lakers credo.

Does anyone besides slow Joe think Boston wouldn’t be a top team if they became less 3-ball dependent?

Besides, a much bigger problem was their shot selection on those 3’s. Which was about taking really quick ones, settling for that rather than running through the offense to get a better one or forced 3’s because the shot clock was running down after never taking it below the line.

But give the Philly D its due. All of their wings have outstanding quickness to tie up guys with the ball on the perimeter and had one of basketball’s best big men at protecting the rim if someone got by them.

Outside of the White House, if there’s a bigger sideline crybaby in the world than Sixers coach Nick (good night) Nurse I’ve yet to see who it is.

Let the record show that the ridiculous starting line-up Mazzulla opened Game 7 with included his eighth (to fill in for Jayson Tatum), ninth and 11th best guys for “strategic” reasons, did not score at all and put them in an immediate 13-point hole.

If KC Jones had done that for Game 7 vs. L.A. in 1984, it would have given Carlos Clark, Greg Kite and 112-year-old M.L. Carr the start.

Bottom line – Joe does a great job keeping everyone playing hard through the regular season. But he is the worst game coach with strong talent I’ve seen since Guy Lewis got U of Houston to all his Final 4 appearances.

Fortunately for them, their next moves will be made by GM Brad Stevens.

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The Big Story – Cora Gets the Axe: It takes something big to knock the NFL draft and crucial playoff games for the Celtics and Bruins off the week’s top story. But Red Sox owner John Henry did it Saturday by scapegoating Alex Cora and several coaches for the team’s you-get-what-you-pay-for dismal 10-17 start by firing them, leaving this question to be answered: Now what, Mr. Henry?

Sports 101: When the Patriots traded down with SF from 16 to 28 in the 1985 draft for extra picks, who did the 49ers take with the Pats’ original pick?

News Item – Patriots Draft Observations:

• They drafted for need in the first three rounds to improve the OL with tackle Caleb Lomu and tight end Eli Raridon, sandwiched around edge rusher Gabe Jacas. If they can play, nice job.

• It doesn’t mean he won’t be a good player, but it was interesting seeing six edge rushers taken in Round 2 alone ahead of Pats taking their new edge guy Jacas.

• After the Eagles used their top pick on the highly rated receiver along with dealing for pricey DL Jonathan Greenard, it’ll be a stunner if that AJ Brown-to-NE trade doesn’t happen in June.

The Numbers:

0 – sacks allowed on the 358 snapsLomu played last year for Utah when he allowed a puny eight pressures and six hurries.

21 – rebounding edge when the Celtics destroyed Philly on the boards 46-25 in Sunday’s blowout win.

43 – points scored off the bench by Ayo Dosunmu after Minnesota lost Anthony Edwards early in their 112-96 Game 4 win to lead Denver 3 games to 1.

… Of the Week Awards

Thumbs Up – The Celtics: A little of their annoying but familiar lost in game focus in the Game 2 loss. But mostly solid the rest of the time in taking a 3-1 lead over Philly.

Thumbs Down – Prime and the NBA: Blacking out playoff games, as the NBA did with the Celtics-Philly on Friday, so desperate fans will buy a Prime subscription is a good way to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. Until it stops, boycott Amazon and NBA merch.

Bad Announcing Moments of the Week – Jayson Tatum: To all NBA announcers now slobbering over him every time he has the ball: He did not cure polio as you’re making it seem. It should be: admirable job on the rehab and nice to have you back, young fella, and leave it at that.

Anti-Raffy Devers Quote of the Week – Pats’ Top Pick Caleb Lomu: “I just want to play, I’ll play wherever. I’m coming in to play some football, the game I love. I’m able to play any position, so wherever the team needs me, I’m going to be able to play.”

Sports 101 Answer: That ill-fated 1985 draft swap is the Patriots version of selling Babe Ruth to the Yankees, as SF took the great Jerry Rice with the 16th pick that day.

A Little History – Yikes, What a Steal: The Patriots used the first, second and third SF picks from the swap for center Trevor Matich at 28, then DE Ben Thomas and DB Audray McMillian. The Niners got the all-time leader (by wide margins) in receptions, receiving yards and TDs, while leading them to three SB wins.

Final Thoughts – Alex Cota Firing: Some of it’s on Cora, as they lacked spark coming out of spring training again. However, a bigger reason is that their best players have not lived up to management’s expectations. But the GM also put a team out there on the cheap so devoid of power that they’re somehow last in MLB in homers while playing at Fenway! Whichhappened despite there not being anyone in New England who didn’t know they needed to add power last winter.

They cheaped out on Pete Alonso, whose slow three-homer start for Baltimore would still be second on the Sox in homers. Let Alex Bregman walk, which I was fine with because he’s injury-prone and not worth close to the $40 million per he got from the Cubs. How is that fatal flaw Alex Cora’s fault, Mr. Henry?

Especially when another big bat they didn’t even try for was slugging Japanese import Munetaka Murakami. Yes, he was untested in the MLB (so were Ichiro and Shohei Ohtani). All he did last week was hit more homers than any Red Sox has hit the entire season. His five bombs in five games gave him a second best in MLB 10 homers in 2026. And all baseball’s worst team (White Sox) gave him was $34 million over two years. Not a lot even for the ever evolving cheapness of John Henry.

Blame Cora all you want. But the truth is the mess at Fenway is much more a front office and ownership failure than bad managing. Email Dave Long at dlong@hippopress.com.

Email Dave Long at dlong@hippopress.com.