Category: Sports

The Big Story – September Baseball Arrives: The best month in sports got off badly for the Sox. In their last shot at the Yanks this year they lost three of four over the weekend, with the last two being 9-2 and 16-1 demolitions. It dropped them four games behind New York for the top wild card spot and 8.5 behind division-leading Tampa.

The good news is their next 17 games are/were all against teams under .500, including all three of the last-place teams in the AL. First up are the Mariners at Fenway followed by Baltimore this weekend. If they take care of business, then the playoffs will be dead ahead. Enjoy.

Sports 101: Who holds the career records for most TDs scored and TD passes thrown on opening day in NFL history?

News Item – Patriots Update: They opened Wednesday in Seattle vs. the Seahawks — ready or not. Given that no player of consequence played a down in preseason, when the D has been awful, they haven’t looked like they are ready so far. Exhibit A was being brutalized 37- 13 by Cleveland Thursday night.

Kyle Williams – I’m Just Saying: I know he’s played against bench players so far. But after another deep strike TD, this time for 45 yards, the yards per catch average on his four pre-season catches was 32.7. And when added to last year’s three TDs on 10 catches, it’s five TDs on just 14 catches for a yards per catch average of 24.1. That’s nearly two yards better than all-time record holder Homer Jones’ 22.3.

News Item – Red Sox Update:

The bad guys are hitting just .218 vs. Payton Tolle while he’s struck out 141 in a career high 125.1 innings with a 3.09 ERA.

How much credit does Pitching Coach Andrew Bailey deserve for all the career years guys on the pitching staff are having?

Even Aroldis Chapman had consecutive ERAs in the high 3s just before getting here. Here it’s been 1.17 and 1.81 with 143 Ks in 106 innings over two Boston seasons.

As we enter the final month, has anybody got any idea who the Sox MVP is so far?

The Numbers:

227 – homers hit by Philadelphia’s Kyle Schwarber since the Sox let him walk after 2021, to close in on the Babe’s record 235 for most homers in the first five seasons with a new team.

16 – after exceeding the second luxury tax threshold, MLB teams whose entire payrolls are less than what the L.A. Dodgers luxury tax payments will be.

25 – starts Milwaukee hurler Jacob Misiorowski has allowed three earned runs or less to begin the season, to be the first to do that since Dwight Gooden in 1985.

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Thumbs Up – Sox (Interim) Manager Chad Tracy: For turning around the Sox after taking over from Alex Cora to make it a more enjoyable sports summer.

Alumni News – Bill Belichick: A good start for Coach B in Year 2 at UNC, as the Tar Heels upset TCU 15-10.

Alumni News – Ryan Day: The local lad’s Ohio State Buckeyes start the season as college football’s top ranked team.

What A Stupid I Yam Award – Me. Reader Harvey Silverman emailed to say it was Anthony Seigler (sent back to AAA on Sunday) who came in the spring trade with Milwaukee, not Nick Sogard as I said last week.

Sports 101 Answer: Hall of Famers Marcus Allen and Tom Brady hold the records for most TDs scored and TD passes thrown on opening day with 14 and 44 respectively.

Final Thought – A Little History For Bob Kraft: As the Christian Gonzalez contract saga meanders along the Patriots owner apparently needs a little history reminder. So OK.

Yes, Brady won those six Super Bowls, but never without having an A-list cornerback on the team.

The first three came with Hall of Famer Ty Law aboard. But after Coach B made one of his biggest mistakes letting Law walk after 2004 they didn’t win again for 10 long years.

That streak stopped when Darrelle Revis came in 2014 when they beat Seattle. DR left after one year and the Pats lost in 2015. They won in 2016 as Malcolm Butler, he of the greatest play in NFL history, had developed into a solid player. Then won in 2018 as Stephon Gilmore was the Defensive Player of the Year.

Since then, bupkis.

So it seems the Pats’ math for winning a SB goes like this: great QB + A-list CB = SB win. Not a guarantee of course, but it is the common denominator for their six SB wins. Which they now also have. So while you have two huge cash layouts coming up for the Gonzalez and Drake Maye contracts, that’s part of winning, Bob. If you want to win, suck it up and get the deals done.

And if not willing to do that, fine. It’s your money. But then it’s time to sell the team.

Prediction: Seattle 27 – NE 20.

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The Big Story – Devers Back in Town: Well, it couldn’t have gone much better when the recalcitrant one returned to Fenway for the first time since he was shipped west last June.

It came amid a deserved hail of boos as Raffy Devers went 1-10 with a homer while the Sox were sweeping his SF Giants. With that now over, it seems a good time to review the results of that trade.

You may recall a pouting Devers was sent packing after petulantly refusing to play first base here. SF was 41-31 that day. They then went 69-93 in his first 162 games with them and 91-126 overall, while the one-game-under-.500 Red Sox rallied to go 52-37 the rest of the way in 2025 and 122-85 overall since they dumped him.

Not to mention that in flipping the key guy they got in the deal, Kyle Harrison, to Milwaukee, the Sox not only got their third baseman Caleb Durbin, but also spark plugs to the turnaround Nick Sogard and Andruw Monasterio. Plus the payroll flexibility gained from the $250 million saved, they were able to take on the big contracts of now 16-game-winner Sonny Gray and homer/RBI leader Willson Contreras.

Which makes it a gigantic win for John Henry and company.

Sports 101: With seven more starts left after reaching his 16 career high in wins Friday, Gray actually can do a rarity for these days: win 20 games. Name the last five Red Sox pitchers to do that in a season.

News Item – Red Sox Update – Who’s Hot:

They started the week 71-59, six behind TB in the AL East and 6.5 up in the wild card race. They need to go 19-13 in their final 32 games to reach 90 wins.

• Mickey Gasper – The Merrimack native came back up from AAA ablazing. He’s gone six for 17 with two doubles, three homers and nine RBI since.

• Erik Miller – In his first eight appearances since coming from SF, he allowed no earned runs while striking out a whopping 14 in 8.1 innings

• Brayan Bello: That demotion to AAA worked wonders. In seven appearances since his July 12 return, he’s 3-0 with a save while giving up just three runs in 27.1 innings for a 0.99 ERA.

News Item – Pats Update – Pats Down Eagles 24-21:

• Kyle Williams – Say what you will about the 2025 third-round pick, who some say is about to be cut. But after scoring on a 69-yard bomb Saturday, it’s interesting that in the few catches he had in 2025 (10) and two on Saturday, four have resulted in TD’s with three coming from 72, 69 and 33 yards out, while the yards per catch average on those 12 is 23.6. For context: The NFL’s YPC record is held by 1960s NY Giants receiver Homer Jones at 22.3.

• The Second O and D Lines – They were awful.

• Christian Gonzalez – Is the contract extension mess a real issue or being blown out of proportion by breathless media yacking?

The Numbers:

4 – times Wilyer Abreu struck out in Saturday’s first four at-bats before knocking in the winning run in their 3-2 walkoff win over SF.

8 – not quite 1968’s Year of the Pitcher, but the paltry number of .300 hitters in both leagues. For context, 30 did it in 1962.

22 – most runs ever scored while shutting out an opponent, as Milwaukee did in their 22-0 win over Seattle.

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Dumbest WNBA Related Comment – Shaq: Whose solution to making the league more exciting is to lower the baskets so everyone can dunk.

Sports 101 Answer: The last Boston 20-game winner was Rick Porcello when he won the 2016 Cy Young Award for his stellar 22-4 season. Before that, Josh Beckett (2007), Curt Schilling (2004), Pedro Martinez and Derek Lowe (2002).

Final Thought – Thumbs Down – John Rich: While killing Little League Baseball’s 85-pitch-count rule, the Bar Stool Sports writer had comments after Alabama’s Kinley Rasmus got yanked after six scoreless innings for reaching the PC limit. Washington State then scored twice in the seventh to win 2-0. Rich wrote, “Feel bad for this girl. Pitches a 6 inning shutout. Breaks Mo’ne Davis’ strikeout record. Then loses in the 7th when they’re forced to bring in another pitcher. Team couldn’t get her a single run. Brutal.” Well John, we all do. Sorta. But it’s not like that’s never happened before.

First, he’s diminishing Washington’s pitching, which also pitched a shutout, didn’t they?

Second, since the beginning of time pitchers who’ve pitched great have gotten beaten by pitchers who pitched not quite as well but good enough to win.

Third, have you heard of Harvey Haddix in 1959? Bill Bevens, Game 4, 1947 World Series? Jack Sanford, Game 7, 1962 World Series? and the doozy of “he got no hit support” losses, Warren Spahn on July 2, 1963. Look them up. All pitched great in historic games and lost.

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The Big Story – Red Sox Struggles: After winning 24 of 27 they came back to Earth last week as they lost five straight games and three straight series to sub-.500 teams Oakland, Toronto and Pittsburgh. They start the week at 66-58, five up on Baltimore in the WC race and 8.5 behind Tampa Bay in the AL East.

Sports 101: Cardinals rookie Joshua Baez astonishingly became the first rookie ever to hit three homers in his first three MLB at-bats Saturday. But it’s still a long way to tie the three who hit three homers in a game a MLB-record six times. Name those three.

News Item – Red Sox Updates:

• Who’s Hot – Wilyer Abreu: He hit .365 with six homers in August’s first 13 games.

• Sonny Gray: Got his career high 15th win in Saturday’s 4-0 win over Pittsburgh and the 2.65 ERA would be a career best too.

• Payton Tolle: The Sox won each of his last seven starts. And in winning four of them he moved to 8-6 overall with a 2.97 ERA.

• Caleb Durbin: After hitting his second to seal Saturday’s 4-0 win he’s the team grand slam leader with two.

News Item – Basketball Hall of Fame: Interesting in a WNBA season providing regular lunacy its players dominated Saturday’s Hall of Fame inductions, as in Chamique Holdsclaw, Candace Parker and Elena Delle Donne there were three WNBA’ers going in to just one NBA’er, Amar’e Stoudemire.

The Numbers

2.5 – billion dollars made by L.A. Dodgers owner Mark Walter in just 14 months after flipping the L.A. Lakers to venture capitalist Josh Kushner and ex-Disney boss Bob Iger for $12.5 million after paying the Buss family $10 million for them last June.

9 & 12 – times ex-Celtic Dennis Schroder has been traded and teams he will have played for when he suits up for Charlotte in 2026-27 after being traded there Friday. Both are second most in league history.

14 – 2026 shutouts for the Red Sox after the Sonny Gray-led 4-0 win over Pittsburgh Saturday.

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Thumbs Down – Jayden Daniels: Can’t tell who is greedier these days, the schools or the players. But while LSU football epitomizes the cesspool of avarice and greed college football has become, the latest You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me moment came from their 2024 Heisman winner demanding LSU never give the number 5 he wore there to another player because it “profoundly disrespected” him.

Sorry, pal, LSU owned that number you had the privilege to play in long before you were thought of in any way. It’s theirs, not yours!

Where do they find these people?

RIP – Don Nelson: The great long time NBA coach died last week at 86.But his number 19 is in the rafters for being a valuable role player on five Celtics championship-winning teams. RIP.

Alumni News – Eduardo Rodriguez: Anyone else notice the ex-Sox lefty is having a nice year in Arizona, where he’s 12-4 with a 2.71 ERA?

Sports 101 Answer: The players who hit three homers in a game six times are Johnny Mize, Sammy Sosa and Mookie Betts.

Final Thought –WBNA Chaos Happens Daily: It has craved the attention now coming its way for its entire 30-year existence. But after finally getting it, the league now appears to be crumbling under that weight.

From the worst/most clueless commissioner in sports history, Cathy Engelbert, to daily petty jealousy and rough treatment during games with jealousy target Caitlin Clark by established players who feel slighted by the buzz/attention she brought to their league that they couldn’t, to the worst officiating I’ve seen in any sport I’ve ever watched by far — the league is, as Colin Cowherd said last week, more like a reality show than a league.

And now they’ve let the idiot divisive culture warriors from Fox News and elsewhere into the fray. First by letting race drive a lot of the animosity nonsense with things like dimwitted Chicago guard DiJonai Carrington tweeting “white privilege” after justifiably being kicked out of a game for giving CC’s teammate Sophie Cunningham a mid-air cheap shot. Followed by Cunningham giving an answer to a question about trans athletes competing in the WNBA that guaranteed major pushback no matter which side she came down on.

Now they have two ex-NBA nitwits, Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White, threatening to apply for their draft.

Who are they? Well, the former Celtic was under threat of jail in Turkey for speaking out against the Turkish government, and the latter is a wannabe tough guy/fledgling politician looking for headlines who was so tough he quit the NBA because he was afraid to fly.

But all of that aside, with the WNBA having their highest TV ratings and largest league-wide attendance numbers, and just getting its biggest TV contract ever, which has made everyone more money, here’s the question:

Is all this lunacy actually helping the league much more than it’s hurting it?

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The Big Story – Red Sox Actually Do Have a Plan: After two years of public doubts and much caterwauling by Red Sox Nation (and myself) there really does seem to be a future plan.

Craig Breslow’s actions on trades show a type of player he wants. Complementary, offensive spark plugs and good fielding guys to fill in around the offensive core of Willson Contreras, Wilyer Abreu and, if he comes back this century, Roman Anthony.

Second, with him giving up at least two good young MLB pitchers in recent weeks and three more touted minor leaguers, it appears he believes he/they can identify and develop young pitchers.

Aside from a blip in the ’80s with Clemens, Hurst and company, that’s something that hasn’t happened in the Red Sox organization since that kid from Baltimore named Babe showed up in town.

And finally the brass trading away prospects are a signal Breslow and company aren’t hoarding them and are willing to move them to go for it. That’s good news.

Now, how good are they at judging the talent they brought here and let go to get them?

Only time will tell on that.

Sports 101: Who holds the Red Sox franchise record for most strikeouts by a left-handed pitcher?

News Item – Red Sox Update: They start the week having won 27 of their last 33, in a streak started when their second baseman and shortstops got hurt and were replaced by Anthony Seigler and Andruw Monasterio, who, oh by the way, they got in the Caleb Durbin trade.

Meaning the SS, second baseman and third baseman that sparked the streak no one saw coming, all came in the same trade with Milwaukee this spring.

Bet that’s never happened in baseball history before.

News Item – Red Sox Notes:

• Ceddanne Rafaela’s 28 doubles are most in the AL.

• The 14wins by Sonny Gray already is a career high.

• Brayan Bello’s got his groove back. After being demoted to AAA on June 4 following a horrid first two months, in his first six appearances back in Boston he’s 2-0 and the ERA is 0.76 over 22.2 innings.

• In Friday’s Nolan Ryan-like effort while beating Oakland 13-1, an astonishing 14 of the 18 outs Payton Tolle got came via strikeouts.

• Marcelo Mayer being dumped to SF mercifully brings down the curtain on the disastrous Chaim Bloom tenure as GM.

And I feel pretty certain he’ll be the worst guy named Marcelo to ever play for the Red Sox.

• How does a guy who has hit under .200 all year still be second or third on the team in RBI? Despite all the radio yacking to trade him, Jarren Duran somehow has done that with 60.

Good no trade there.

The Numbers:

7 – consecutive losses for the invincible Dodgers since (according to the pundits) winning the World Series already by agreeing to trade for Detroit’s Tarik Skubal.

8 – consecutive strikeouts to close out his start vs. Pittsburgh by ex-Red Sox hurler Kyle Harrison. Though since he got yanked after just five innings and 69 pitches the wussification of baseball continues unabated.

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Thumbs Up – Adam Vinatieri: On his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. The resume shows he started the NE dynasty with the greatest kick in NFL history and later the game winner in the famed Snow Bowl, along with two SB-winning kicks, scoring more points than anyone in history and chasing down sprinter Herschel Walker from behind to save a TD, which was the greatest tackle ever by a kicker. After the game Bill Parcells called him a football player, not just a kicker.

Sports 101 Answer: Jon Lester has the most strikeouts by a Red Sox lefty with 1,386.

A Little History – Lester in Chicago and Boston: Consistency was his forte, illustrated with the astonishing statistical facts that his 63.6 winning percentage and 3.64 ERA in nine years while pitching for Boston was matched identically to the 63.6% and 3.64 ERA during his six years with the Cubs. And his season average of 168 innings and 154 strikeouts in Boston and his 167 and 156 are within the margin of error of being identical in Chicago too!

The only other career statistical consistency to match that that I know was Stan Musial dividing his 3,630 hits evenly by having 1,815 at home and 1,815 Kyle Harrison on the road.

Final Thought – Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve: “We can’t let this happen.”That’s what the Lynx coach, already embroiled in controversy for comments made regarding trans athletes, said about the WNBA possibly hiring men to head coach in the league.

I get the sentiment. But that seems exactly the opposite of feminists correctly bellowing through years about women being discriminated against by gender and not by qualification while head to head with men for a job.

But now since women stand to lose their advantage in this situation, gender suddenly matters more than qualifications do. Got it, Cheryl.

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The Big Story – Surging Red Sox: All through the 2013 season I kept saying, “I don’t know how they are doing this” — right up until they won the World Series.

And after seeing the Red Sox win a franchise best ever 21 of 24 games in July with their “who are those guys?” infield and a left fielder hitting below the Mendoza line but who seems to still get a big hit when needed, like Jarren Duran’s homer that iced the weekend sweep of the Dodgers in Sunday’s 8-4 win, that same feeling is coming back.

But it’s even bigger this time, as since June 25 they’ve won 14 straight over the Yankees, Rays, Dodgers and AL Central-leading White Sox. That’s a streak worthy of the 2018 Sox more than the 2013 club.

It left them four games up in the wild card race and five behind TB in the AL East at 60-51, with a chance to pick up more ground this week as all seven games come against the sub-.500 A’s and Blue Jays after three tough ones vs. the White Sox.

Sports 101: Who has driven in 150+ runs a most ever seven times?

News Item – Patriots Camp Opens: Here are the biggest stories this summer.

• Christian GonzalezContract: Which Bob Kraft is making worse by yacking about them already offering the biggest DB contract in history.

• Wide Receivers: They’re deep with some saying their new additions make Kayshon Boutte expendable. But unless it’s for a second-round pick or better, I say no. Depth matters.

• Shuffling on O-Line: It got run over in the Super Bowl. Was Will Campbell still hampered by his sprained knee? Or is he playing out of position?

• Stefon Diggs: What does his still being unsigned say about the Pats’ cutting him? Hard to deal with? ’Cause he was pretty good last year.

• Pass Rush: It seems like a possible issue since there are no obvious guys to lead the way. Especially with Harold Landry on the P-U-P.

News Item – Dodgers get Tarik Skubal: The call for a salary cap in baseball got louder last weekend when the oligarch Dodgers got (as usual) the biggest guy on the trade market for three top prospects.

The Numbers:

2 – at-bats it took newly acquired Red Sox Curtis Mead to get hit on the wrist with a pitch and possibly be lost for the season.

6 – first-inning walks incredibly recorded by ex-Cy Young winner/ Toronto hurler Shane Bieber before getting yanked after just 2/3 of an inning. Don’t think that’s happened since my friend Bob Procelli’s signature career Little League baseball win, when he somehow gave up 10 runs while pitching a one-hitter in his classic 56-10 win over the Larkfield LL Bees when he was 9.

15 – place Bill Belichick’s UNC Tarheels finished in pre-season polls for the 17-team ACC.

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Thumbs Up – Turn-around of the Week: To gritty Sox shortstop Andruw Monasterio, who demonstrated getting beaned with a 99 mph fastball in the eighth inning didn’t intimidate him by hitting a game-winning two-run homer next time up in Wednesday’s 6-4 win vs. the Athletics.

NBA Rumor of the Week: It comes amid tense extension talks between Steph Curry and Golden State. It had Curry being sent to San Antonio for De’Aaron Fox and draft picks.

Random Thoughts:

Who can’t see the geographic sense to have SMU in the ACC?

Baseball does more dumb things to harm itself than the other three major sports combined. Starting with batting Shohei Ohtani lead-off. The dumbest thing I’ve seen since I started watching baseball in 1408 B.C.

Sports 101 Answer: Lou Gehrig is the all-time 150+ RBI seasons leader.

A Little History – Gehrig’s 150+ Seasons: His first came when he had 173 as teammate Babe Ruth hit 60 homers batting in front of him in 1927. The others included his AL record 183 in 1931 and two 173’s, with 158 his last in 1937.

Final Thought – Red Sox 2026: A few for the final two months.

Yes, Duran has struggled all year, but I bet he breaks out with a streak that carries them for two weeks at some point.

Is the back from AAA Brayan Bello destined for the Bob Stanley role of yesteryear the rest of the way? A reliever who pitches all over the game from a one-inning stint to pitching the final four scoreless innings to close it out like he did in Friday’s 9-4 win in L.A.?

Forget 2013: The way they keep coming back to win is starting to remind me of 1967. My nomination for the torrid Yaz-like last six weeks is Ceddanne Rafaela, who loves the big moment.

Not even L.A. will get as much at the trade deadline as Boston if Garrett Crochet and Roman Anthony can come back healthy this month.

They need to go 31-21 the rest of the way to win 90 games.

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The Big Story – Red Sox Shift Trade Deadline Plans: The idea of their being sellers went out the window thanks to the 15-game winning streak. So they shifted plans to make the Aug. 1 trade deadline come early with (take your pick) the surprising/stunning/shocking news of their sending their second promising young lefty pitcher away since March. This time it’s 25-year-old lefty Connelly Early to the Nationals for third baseman/DH Curtis Mead.

Mead likely will DH, maybe as the platoon right-handed bat. His 17 homers are by far his most homers in any season in minors or majors as the once Top 50 prospect has never lived up to that initial evaluation.

At least, the Breslow AC is hoping, not yet.

Sports 101: Who’s the only player to have 50 doubles and 50 homers in the same season?

News Item – Baseball Enters the Final 2 Months:

• Red Sox: Their chances of making the wild card playoff game are better than you think. At 54-49 they’re 1.5 games up for the fourth wild card spot, and all of the teams not currently holding a wild card berth are under .500.

• Chicago White Sox: Two years ago they set the record for most lost games in a season at 41-121. Fast forward to July 26, where amazingly at 55-49 they have the best record in the AL Central. The previous worst record holder, the 40-120 expansion NY Mets of 1962, went 53-109 in 1964, 50-111 in 1965 and didn’t even finish a season near .500 until they morphed into the Miracle Mets of 1969 and beat Baltimore in the World Series.

• Kyle Schwarber: It should still rankle Red Sox fans that for idiotic stat geek reasons Chaim Bloom let him walk after 2021 over the same $18 million per Bloom gift-wrapped to Masataka Yoshida. With Schwarber on pace to hit 50+ homers (51) for a second straight season, that’ll give him about 240 in five seasons for Philly. Meanwhile Yoshida has hit 33 in his four Boston seasons.

News Item – Trade Grade: ESPN gave the Sox a C for the deal and the Nationals an A-. The grade favors pitching-needy Washington getting a promising young lefty under contractual control for years.

But given their pitching depth, especially if Garrett Crochet comes back from the IL this century, the success for Boston lies in if Mead is a late bloomer finally playing well, or it’s just a hot streak that will make sending Early away for a needed (cheap) right-handed bat a big mistake.

Politics and Sports Intersection of the Week: A first of its kind battle where former NFL kicker Jay Feely and physician Amish Shah will square off for an Arizona congressional seat in November after being part of the Jets organization together in the 2000s when Feely was the kicker and Sha on the medical team.

The Numbers:

5 – homers by Wilyer Abreu during Boston’s 15-game winning streak.

391 – career saves reached by Aroldis Chapman to move past Dennis Eckersley into ninth place all-time.

38.1 – million World Cup Final viewers was the largest TV audience for soccer in U.S. history.

… Of the Week Awards

Thumbs Up – Manager John Schneider: Holy cow! A 21st-century manager actually let an unhittable pitcher complete the game. In this case, when Blue Jays hurler Dylan Cease one-hit the Sox Saturday while striking out 12 in a 6-0 shutout. Most amazing was Schneider’s allowing Cease to throw 120 pitches to do it!

Thumbs Down – Argentina World Cup Team: The crybabies get it for boycotting media responsibilities after losing the World Cup to Spain. Like it was the media’s fault the team didn’t get even one shot on goal in regulation.

You laid the egg, fellas, not them.

What a Stupid I Yam Award – Me: Regular reader/math major Glenn De Noble points out my math in last week’s mention of Roger Bannister breaking the 4-minute mile was like what Rodney Dangerfield heard when asking for directions — “you’re way off.”

I said Bannister would’ve been 46 yards behind Josh Kerr when he set the new 3:42 mile record. In fact it would be an astonishing 123 yards behind Kerr.

Now you know why I had to go to summer school in 10th grade to retake geometry.

Sports 101 Answer: Albert Belle is the only 50 doubles and 50 homers player, which came for Cleveland in 1995.

Final Thought – Who Cares Moment of the Week – LeBron James: Class would have been going back to Cleveland or even Miami, as other greats like Babe Ruth, Willie Mays and Hank Aaron once did to finish off the final seasons of their great careers playing for fans who knew them first. Instead, his moving to Philly last week cements LeBron’s legacy of glomming on to someone else’s title run instead of staying and earning one with the team he started with like Magic, Larry, Michael, Kobe, Jerry West and other true greats did.

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