In praise of Cranberries

Even more uses for this tart and tasty berry

By John Fladd

jfladd@hippopress.com

For many of us, the question “cranberry sauce — whole berry, jellied from a can, or not at all?” is as much thought we invest in cranberries. But if you are looking for a seasonally festive way of using them other than on a Thanksgiving plate, here are some thoughts.

Cranberries in NH

While there are no commercial cranberry bogs in New Hampshire, cranberries do grow in the wild here.

Christine Gagnon is the owner and operator of the Uncanoonuc Foraging Co. (uncforaging.com). She finds wild foods for a living. Once she became aware of wild cranberries and knew what to look for, she says, she suddenly started finding them everywhere, especially low to the ground in marshy areas.

“A friend of mine and I were out duck hunting a couple weeks ago,” she gave as an example. “We were looking for ducks, not cranberries, but it so happens that one of the spots is where we were duck hunting and it was full of cranberries, which was nice. So we collected a bunch. I was really surprised to see that [the cranberry plants] were so small; I imagined it would be something like a bush or a shrub. The plants like growing low to the ground, even lower than blueberries. Someone had said to me, ‘Oh, you should leave them and collect them in the spring after they’ve overwintered.’ I guess there’s a process when they freeze that bursts the cells and releases the sugars and makes them sweeter. But I think all the animals would take them before that happened.”

Baking with cranberries

Because of their tartness and color, cranberries are a natural for baking. Trina Bird, head baker at Lighthouse Local in Bedford (lighthouse-local.com), is a fan.

“Cranberries are perfect for sweet bakery items,” she said. “They are amazing paired with orange and used in scones, muffins and quick breads. [Cranberry] lends itself to a sweet glaze courtesy of its tartness, so we use it for a cranberry glazed doughnut every year, and we sugar them as toppings.They work well fresh or frozen; they are very adaptable.”

Cranberry-Orange Muffins

As Chef Bird said, cranberry and orange are a classic combination. Both are slightly acidic, and orange brings sweetness to the party, which is balanced by the tartness of the cranberries.

Cranberry-Orange Muffins. Photo by John Fladd.
Cranberry-Orange Muffins. Photo by John Fladd.

1¾ cups (220 g) all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon baking powder

½ teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg

½ teaspoon salt

½ cup (1 stick) butter

½ cup (100 g) granulated sugar

¼ cup (50 g) brown sugar

Zest from one large orange

2 eggs

½ cup (120 g) full-fat sour cream

2 teaspoons vanilla

¼ cup (60 g) orange juice – You’ve just zested a perfectly good orange. Cut it in half, jam your fingers into it, and confront your anger issues.

1 cup (99 g) fresh or frozen cranberries – If you’re using frozen, don’t thaw them. They’ll get mushy. If you use them frozen, the muffin batter will lock them in place.

1 cup (115 g) sweetened, dried cranberries

sanding sugar to top

Preheat your oven to 475°F.

Line 12 muffin cups with paper liners. This might be one big muffin tin or two smaller ones.

In a medium bowl whisk the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt together. Set aside.

With your stand or hand mixer, beat the butter until it’s fluffy, then add the sugars and beat again. Lower the speed and mix in the eggs, one at a time, then the orange zest, then the vanilla and orange juice, then the sour cream. When it’s all combined, add the flour mixture, a large spoonful at a time (this is to prevent it from poofing up in your face). Mix until the batter just barely comes together, then stir in both types of cranberries by hand. Divide the mixture between the 12 muffin cups. Dust the tops with sanding sugar.

Quickly, because the sour cream and orange juice are acidic and are going to start interacting with the baking soda right away, move the muffin tin(s) to the middle rack of your oven, and bake for five minutes. Then, not opening the oven door, crash the oven temperature down to 350°F and bake for another 16 minutes or so. Remove them from the oven when a toothpick comes out clean.

There’s a question a lot of us have asked ourselves from time to time: What is the difference between a cupcake and a muffin? In technical terms, a cupcake is supposed to have a light, delicate texture, just like a cake. This is what bakers call a “fine crumb.” Muffins, on the other hand, are denser. In practical terms, they are both equally good with ice cream. These are very orangey, very cranberry-y muffins. The fresh cranberries give a pop of tart fruitiness, and the dried ones give a sweeter, chewier experience. The sanding sugar on top gives a really satisfying crunch.

Cranberry Cookies

Cranberry and orange are such a classic flavor combination that it often becomes a default base for baked goods. The truth is that cranberries go well with a host of other flavors — in this case, cornmeal, fresh mint, and almonds in the form of amaretto.

Cranberry cookies. Photo by John Fladd.
Cranberry cookies. Photo by John Fladd.

¾ cup (90 g) all-purpose flour

¾ cup (120 g) yellow cornmeal

¼ teaspoon baking powder

½ teaspoon coarse salt

½ cup (1 stick) butter

¾ cup (150 g) granulated sugar

1 Tablespoon (4 to 5 g) finely chopped
fresh mint leaves

1 large egg

1 Tablespoon amaretto

2 cups (1 8-ounce bag) dried, sweetened cranberries

Sanding sugar

Preheat your oven to 425°F.

In a medium-size mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, cornmeal, salt and baking powder. Set aside.

With a hand mixer or in a stand mixer, beat the butter until it is fluffy. Add the sugar and beat it again. You will probably have to scrape down the sides of the bowl with a rubber or silicone spatula.

One at a time, mix in the mint, then the egg, then the amaretto. Add the flour mixture to the dough, a large spoonful at a time, to avoid getting poofed with it. Everything should mix together pretty well, but some cornmeal might remain at the bottom of the bowl, much like the sensible member of a group of friends who has doubts about the group’s plans. Finishing the batter by hand will resolve those doubts. Stir in the dried cranberries.

Roll tablespoonfuls of the cookie dough into balls, then roll them in sanding sugar. Place six balls on a baking sheet covered with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat, then flatten them to half their height with the bottom of a drinking glass.

Bake for eight to 10 minutes.

Let the cookies cool on the baking sheet. Because they have less wheat flour than usual, there isn’t a lot of gluten to hold them together, so letting them sit will let them set up. Even so, it’s probably a good idea to remove them with a spatula, after which they will be able to stand proud and look the world in the eye like any other cookies.

In a mundane and predictable world, these cookies provide a pleasant surprise. The cornmeal gives them texture. The flavors of the mint and amaretto come seemingly out of nowhere, giving them a mouth-watering quality, and the coarse salt gives little pops of flavor each time you bite down on a grain of it. These are highly recommended and will buy you street cred at this year’s cookie swap.

Cranberry Bakewell Tart

The bakewell tart is a cornerstone of British baking. By tradition it consists of a buttery tart shell, a layer of raspberry jam, and a top layer of frangipane — a creamy filling made from ground almonds. It is usually frosted with a coat of royal icing.

This take on the bakewell substitutes homemade cranberry jam for the raspberry layer, omits the royal icing to keep it from being too sweet, and reduces any fussiness by making it in a springform pan.

Cranberry Bakewell Tart. Photo by John Fladd.
Cranberry Bakewell Tart. Photo by John Fladd.

Crust

1 1/2 cups (180 g) all-purpose flour

4 Tablespoons cornstarch

1/2 cup (57 g) powdered sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, melted

1 Tablespoon water

Whisk the flour, cornstarch, powdered sugar and salt together. Add the melted butter and water, and stir to combine with a wooden spoon.

Press the dough into the bottom of a lined 9-inch springform pan and bake for 20 minutes at 350°F. Set it aside to take a breather while you work on the jam and frangipane.

Cranberry Jam

3 cups (283 g) frozen whole cranberries – this will work with unfrozen whole berries, but the freezing process pokes holes in the cell walls of the cranberries, something called “bletting,” which helps break them down

1 cup (198 g) sugar

1 Tablespoon fresh-squeezed lemon juice

Combine all three ingredients in a small saucepan. Cook over medium heat, until the juice is released from the berries and starts to boil. Mash the berries with a potato masher, then boil for another 10 minutes. Cranberries contain a lot of something called pectin, a natural fiber that helps jams and jellies set. Boiling this syrupy mixture will activate the pectin and reduce the amount of water. You will raise an eyebrow at how jammy this jam gets.

Frangipane

1/4 cup (half a stick) butter, melted

1 cup (198 g) sugar

3 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla

1/4 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 cups (145 g) almond flour

1/4 cup (5 g) sliced almonds

Beat the sugar together with the melted butter. Add the eggs, one at a time. Then add the vanilla, and finally the almond flour and sliced almonds.

Layer the cooled jam on top of the crust you baked in the springform pan, then layer the frangipane on top of the jam.

Bake for 40 minutes at 350°F.

Let the tart cool in the springform pan. When you’re ready to depan it, run a sharp knife under hot water and then around the inside of the pan. Dust the top with powdered sugar.

The sweetness and the slight fruitiness of the almonds is offset by the slightly musky tartness of the cranberry jam. (Which, not for nothin’, is excellent to make on its own for various jam purposes.)

Cranberries and cheese

“The thing about cranberries,” said Emma Round, owner of Unwined Wine Bar in Milford (unwinednh.com), “is they’re tart. The three main words I would use to describe them are tart, tannic and astringent. The reason that so many people put cranberries and cheese together is that astringency and that kind of tartness — it cuts the flavor of the cheese’s creamy, fatty goodness that can weigh you down. They just make those fats so much easier to digest — depending on which cheeses you pair the cranberry with. I’m not a cheesemonger, but I’ve eaten my fair share of cheese.”

Baked Brie with Pickled Cranberries

1½ cups (340 g) apple cider vinegar

¾ cup (170 g) water

1½ cups (300 g) sugar

Baked Brie with Pickled Cranberries. Photo by John Fladd.
Baked Brie with Pickled Cranberries. Photo by John Fladd.

3 Tablespoons maple syrup

¼ cup (4 Tablespoons) honey

1-inch piece of fresh ginger, sliced thin

Peel of a large orange – use a sharp vegetable peeler to take off the thin, orange part of the peel, but not the bitter white pith under it

1 lemon, sliced extremely thin

½ teaspoon whole coriander seeds

1 pound (three 5.5-ounce packages) unsweetened, dried cranberries

1 16-ounce (453 g) wheel of brie

Mix all ingredients but the cranberries and the brie together in a large saucepan. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Reduce the heat to low, and boil for a further 10 minutes.

Remove the pan from the heat, and leave the ingredients to steep until the mixture cools. Strain the mixture, rinse out the pan, then return the liquid to the pan, with the dried cranberries. Stir to combine. Bring the mixture to a vigorous boil, then turn off the heat, and leave everything to sit for a couple of hours. During this time the cranberries will soak up most, but not all, of the liquid. Store the pickled cranberries in your refrigerator for up to two weeks, until you’re ready to use them.

Remove the brie from your refrigerator, unwrap it, and score the rind in a diamond pattern. Bake at 350°F for 15 to 20 minutes, then transfer it to a serving plate or platter, or cheese board, and serve with slices of fresh fruit and a super-generous amount of the pickled cranberries.

The sweet, acidity of the pickled cranberries will contrast deliciously with the rich, slightly musky butteriness of the brie.

Savory cranberry applications

Because cranberries pair so well with herbs, nuts and grains, they are an excellent addition to savory dishes. While not native to the Middle East, for instance, dried cranberries can bring notes of raisins and pomegranates to Middle Eastern dishes.

Persian-style cranberry rice pilaf

2 cups (430 g) white or basmati rice

4 cups (900 g) water

1 teaspoon salt

1 small onion (approximately 115 g), sliced super-thin

3 Tablespoons ghee — This is an Indian clarified butter. Do not use regular butter, which will scorch. Coconut oil would be a good substitute, though; it has a high smoke-point (That means it won’t burn easily) and brings flavor to the proceedings.

½ teaspoon ground turmeric

1½ teaspoons ground sumac — this is a Middle Eastern spice available from a spice market or online. It’s very sour, which will complement the cranberries and balance out some of the sweetness. Dehydrated lemon juice powder is a good substitute, but the sumac will give you a better depth of flavor.

¼ teaspoon salt

⅓ cup (75 g) granulated sugar

1½ cups (200 g), about one 8-ounce package, sweetened dried cranberries

Persian-style Cranberry Rice Pilaf. Photo by John Fladd.
Persian-style Cranberry Rice Pilaf. Photo by John Fladd.

2 Tablespoons water

1 Tablespoon vegetable oil

A large pinch of saffron soaked in 2 Tablespoons warm water

1/3 cup (50 g) chopped salted roasted pistachios

Preheat your oven to 350°F.

In a lidded baking or casserole dish, mix the rice, 2 cups of water, and teaspoon of salt. Cover and bake for 50 minutes. This will cook the rice to a very tender texture. If you prefer your rice to have distinct, independent grains, cook it on your stovetop. Remove from the heat and set aside.

In a large skillet, melt the ghee and cook the onions until they are soft and translucent. Add the salt and spices and stir to combine. Let the spices get toasty for a minute or so — your kitchen will start to smell like a Middle Eastern restaurant — then stir in the sugar, cranberries and 2 tablespoons of water. Cook, stirring frequently, until the cranberries have plumped up and absorbed most of the liquid. There might be a little golden oil left; that’s OK.

Add the vegetable oil, rice and saffron water to a large, lidded pot. Stir to combine. Spoon the cranberry-onion mixture over the top of the rice, and top with the pistachios.

Cover the pot with a thin tea towel and the pot’s lid. This will help seal in the steam you need to finish this dish. Cook over medium-high heat for three minutes to sear the rice, then crash the temperature down to the lowest setting and cook for another 10 minutes. Remove from heat and let it rest for five to 10 minutes.

This pilaf is one of those “Is this supposed to be sweet or savory?” dishes that is extremely appealing. It contrasts sweet and sour and salty and savory in the best possible way.

Anyone who grew up in a culture with rice that has a crispy layer stuck to the bottom of the pot will tell you that the crispy stuff is the best part. When you serve this, make sure you scrape the crispy part from the pan for your family to fight over.

Drinking cranberries

Cranberry Syrup

Cranberry syrup is similar in flavor and sweetness to grenadine, a pomegranate syrup used in cocktails to give color and a sweet/sour fruity taste. The two syrups can be used interchangeably.

Combine equal amounts of unsweetened cranberry juice and sugar in a saucepan, and bring to a boil. Cool and bottle. This should last at least a month in your refrigerator.

Captain Cranberry, a cranberry mocktail

¾ ounce cranberry syrup (see above)

4 ounces ginger beer – not ginger ale; this is ever so much better with the real stuff. I like anything labeled as Jamaican or Caribbean-style ginger beer. Goya makes a good one. It is very much more gingery than the ginger ale you use to settle your stomach on a long flight, and often spicy.

Plain seltzer to taste

In a mixing glass — you can use a glass measuring cup for this — stir the cranberry syrup and ginger beer together over ice. This is a case where you don’t want to shake the drink and risk losing the soda’s carbonation.

Strain over fresh ice in a Collins glass, then mix in seltzer until it is at your preferred level of sweetness and ginger-intensity. Garnish with fresh or frozen whole cranberries, or even pickled cranberries.

This will make a lovely drink to carry around with you at a holiday gathering if you don’t want to get grilled by your cousin’s husband about why you aren’t drinking. It looks and tastes sophisticated enough that you won’t get pegged as a lightweight even if you are.

Captain Cranberry (left) and District Manager (right). Photo by John Fladd.
Captain Cranberry (left) and District Manager (right). Photo by John Fladd.

District Manager

2 ounces cachaca or flavorful rum

1½ ounces grapefruit juice

½ teaspoon dehydrated grapefruit juice powder – optional

¾ ounce cranberry syrup

2 dashes bitters – Angostura or cardamom bitters are good for this. I used some homemade caraway bitters I had on hand and was pleased with the result.

Grapefruit twist to garnish – Use a vegetable peeler to remove a long strip of rind from a fresh grapefruit. You are looking to take just the outer layer and not the white, pithy part underneath. Roll the strip and skewer it with a toothpick.

In a cocktail shaker, add the rum or cachaca, the grapefruit juice, the cranberry syrup and the bitters. If you are using fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice and aren’t happy with its intensity, you can add dehydrated grapefruit juice powder to bump up the grapefruitiness without throwing off the drink’s proportions.

Shake thoroughly, until you hear the ice start to break up in the shaker. Strain over fresh ice in a rocks glass, and garnish with a grapefruit twist.

The use of fruit juice and a fruit syrup might give you the impression that this is a frivolous cocktail. This is a serious, grown-up drink that tastes almost whiskey-like. You can easily imagine high-level management elves drinking a few of these at the North Pole in a meeting looking over their quarterly production figures.

Featured photo: Courtesy photo

This Week 25/11/20

Thursday, Nov. 20

“Roses are Red, Violets are Pink, Yellow, Purple” is the topic for the Manchester Garden Club’s November meeting, to be held at noon today at St. Hedwig Parish Hall (147 Walnut St., Manchester). Guests are welcome to attend to learn about the club (a small donation would be appreciated). Visit manchesternhgardenclub.weebly.com.

Thursday, Nov. 20

There will be a live recording of th podcast Granite Goodness tonight at 7:30 p.m. at the Rex Theatre in Manchester. Co-hosts Andy DeMeo and Corinne Benfield will lead a discussion with guests Congresswoman Maggie Goodlander; Steve Turner, founder of Bring Back the Trades; and Shana Brunye, COO of Bring Back the Trades. See palacetheatre.org for tickets.

Thursday, Nov. 20

Gibson’s Bookstore (45 S. Main St., Concord, 224-0562, gibsonsbookstore.com) host Holiday Recs with Publisher Reps tonight at 6:30 p.m.. Representatives of book publishers will be on hand to share the titles they are most excited about.

Friday, Nov. 21

The Community Players of Concord will perform The Addams Family Musicaltonight at the Concord City Auditorium (2 Prince St., Concord, 228-2793, theaudi.org) at 7 p.m., with additional performances tomorrow, Saturday, Nov. 22, at 7:30 p.m., and Sunday, Nov. 23, at 2 pm. Tickets are $22 for adults, and $20 for juniors to age 17 and seniors 65+, online at communityplayersofconcord.org. Community Players pictured; Danielle Martin (Grandma), Nora McBurnett (Morticia), Bennett Schriver (Lurch), Christopher Graham (Gomez), Emmett Smith (Pugsley) and Annie Lelio (Wednesday). Courtesy photo by Michael von Redlich.

Friday, Nov. 21

Country music star Randy Travis will perform this evening at 7:30 p.m. at the Chubb Theatre (Chubb Theatre at CCA, 44 S. Main St., Concord, 225-1111, ccanh.com). Tickets start at $58 .

Saturday, Nov. 22

The Picker Artists, 3 Pine St. in Nashua, will host their annual holiday open house on Saturday, Nov. 22, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. , according to pickerartists.com.

Saturday, Nov. 22

The New Hampshire Master Chorale (nhmasterchorale.org) presents a concert of spiritual music for a secular age tonight at 7:30 p.m. in Saint Paul’s Church (21 Centre St., Concord, 224-2523, stpaulsconcord.org). General admission tickets are $33.

Saturday, Nov. 22

The Nashua Chamber Orchestra (809-7245, nco-music.org) opens its 2025-’26 season tonight at 7:30 p.m. at Nashua Community College (505 Amherst St., Nashua, 578-8900, nashuacc.edu), with an additional performance tomorrow, Sunday, Nov. 23, at 3 p.m. on the Milford Oval. See nco-music.org for tickets.

Save the Date! Saturday, Nov. 29
Brookford Farm (250 West Road, Canterbury, 742-4084, brookfordfarm.com) will host Christmas with the Cows, a celebration of the Farm’s animals returning to their winter housing from their green pastures. Get into the holiday spirit with family-friendly DIY crafts, delicious food, holiday music and specialty gifts. General admission tickets (13+) are $14 through eventbrite.com or $15 at the door. Children’s (4-12) tickets are $9 on Eventbrite or $10 at the door, and very small children are admitted free.

Featured Photo: Pilot and author, Shirley Phillips. Courtesy photo.

News & Notes 25/11/20

Toys

The New Hampshire State Police will collect new, unwrapped toys through Friday, Dec. 12, as part of their annual support for the U.S. Marine Corps Toys for Tots Campaign, according to a press release. Toys can be donated to state police collection sites and at special toy collection events, both of which can be found in the press release at nhsp.dos.nh.gov. Events before Thanksgiving include Friday, Nov. 21, 4 to 7 p.m. at The Mall at Rockingham Park in Salem; Saturday, Nov. 22, 8 a.m. to noon at Walmart in Epping, and Sunday, Nov. 23, 8 a.m. to noon at Walmart in Rochester, the release said.

$10K bonus

According to a Nov. 13 press release from the New Hampshire Department of Corrections, the department has launched “a $10,000 recruitment incentive for new full-time Corrections Officers, as part of its ongoing effort to attract qualified applicants and strengthen the state’s public safety workforce.” “Eligible candidates who successfully complete the 127th New Hampshire Corrections Academy will be eligible for the bonus,” the release said. See jobs.corrections.nh.gov for minimum requirements and details.

Oral health

The New Hampshire Oral Health Coalition’s 2025 Annual Forum will take place Friday, Dec. 5, from 7:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. at the DoubleTree by Hilton, 172 N. Main St. in Concord, with the theme of “Advancing Equity Through Oral Health,” according to a press release. Register at nhoralhealth.org, under the “News & Events” tab. “Join us as we learn the latest on community- and school-based oral health programs, integrating dental into overall health and wellness, progress of NH’s Medicaid Adult Dental Benefit, and who is the 2025 winner of the Skip Homicz Jr. Legacy Award for NH’s Oral Health Champion,” the website said.

Historical activist

The Pembroke Historical Society will host the program “Jennie Powers: The Woman Who Dared” with Jennifer Carroll on Monday, Nov. 24, at 7 p.m. at the Pembroke Town Library, 313 Pembroke St. Powers “was a pioneering activist in the early twentieth century, who took a stand against social vices in New Hampshire and Vermont, as the Humane Society agent in Keene…. She documented animal cruelty, family violence, and widespread poverty in New Hampshire’s Monadnock region and beyond,” according to a press release. The presentation is free and open to the public, the release said. For more information, contact the Pembroke Town Library at 485-7851.

The annual Concord Christmas Parade will take place Saturday, Nov. 22, at 9:30 a.m. starting at Hazen Drive and running to Loudon Road, Canterbury Road at Pizza Hut and ending at Pembroke Road, according to the event’s Facebook page.

The Concord Makerspace, 197 N. Main St. in Boscawen, has upcoming events including “Community Knife Sharpening for Thanksgiving,” which will take place on Monday, Nov. 24, from 5 to 8 p.m, according to concordmakerspace.org, where you can register in advance.

Tickets are on sale now for the Salem Animal Rescue League’s Winter Carnivale and $2,500 Holiday Shopping Spree Raffle, which will be held Friday, Dec. 5, from 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. at the Castleton Banquet & Conference Center in Windham, according to a press release. The event will include a chocolate tasting with Loon Chocolates, food and drink, games, dancing and more, the release said. See sarlnh.org/wintercarnivale to purchase event and raffle tickets.

Mike Morin will discuss his book If These Walls Could Talk: Celebrating 100 Years of the Red Arrow, America’s Most Beloved Diner on Saturday, Nov. 22, at 2 p.m. at Balin Books, Somerset Plaza, 375 Amherst St. in Nashua, balinbooks.com.

Moving on

With new special out, Jay Chanoine readies the next

Six years ago comedian Jay Chanoine released a special and immediately got to work on his next one. It’s a comic’s creed that committing an act to tape is both the way to bury old jokes and incentive to craft new ones. Then the pandemic came, and Chanoine had to start again from scratch when things reopened in late 2021 — in more ways than one.

“Not only was some of that material no longer usable; I had to remember how to do stand-up again,” he said in a recent phone interview. “I ended up building up this body of work.” Chanoinigans, released as an audio album in mid-October and on YouTube on Halloween, is the result.

When Chanoine walked on stage at the Empire Theatre in Portland, Maine, in August 2024, the curveballs were still coming. First, his grandmother died a day before the show, which spurred “a whole new batch of emotions I was not prepared to have.” Beyond that, he’d written a new opening focused on a recent series of hospital visits.

“You’re seeing me at an interesting time in my life,” he told the crowd. “A little over a month ago, I went to see an autism doctor to begin the testing process. And that sentence can only go one of two ways. It’s either I feel like I’ve wasted a ton of money, or that my entire life has been a sham. Good news, guys. I don’t feel like I’ve wasted any money.”

Chanoine began reading DSM-V, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, and had a series of eureka moments that made him feel he was cracking a code to his own mystery.

“I was like, ‘Oh, my God, this is me I’m reading about,’” he said, adding he quickly discerned a connection between the diagnosis and his comedy.

“You could draw lines from almost every one of those bits that I was about to record,” he said. “‘This is why you have a joke about how you did a bad job growing up and how people think you hate them. How you still love Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers and you come off as abrasive….’ I was like, oh, my God, this is a special about finding out I’m autistic!”

He used the experience as fuel for that night up north.

“I think a lot of times, at least for me, when you have that much emotional abrasiveness kind of swimming around inside your head, you can channel it and just turn it into, ‘This is the thing I need to focus on right now,’” Chanoine said. “Divert that anxious energy into this performance.”

Since making the special, he’s spent a lot of time at the weekly Laugh Attic open mic at Strange Brew Tavern, each time doing five fresh minutes, slowly building a follow-up to Chanoinigans. “I try out new material in this safe environment where people already think they like me,” he said.

He’s looking forward to an extended set at Strange Brew on Nov. 21.

“We’re doing a Friday show, and I get to kind of do all the stuff that they saw me do for the very first time when it was fresh and unpolished and a little clumsy,” he said. “And I get to see it again after it’s been through a little bit of a rock tumbler and shined up.”

Fans can check out the new special on YouTube; Chanoinigans is his best yet. He talks about “coming aut” and having a realization about his New England school days; he may have misheard what sounded like praise for being artistic. “I love to draw, and I had no idea what my teachers were actually saying every time they went, ‘I think you are wicked autistic.’”

So the youngster took the kind words in stride; now, he’s reassessing.

“I’d just be standing there like, ‘Yeah, I guess that drawing is pretty good. It only took me 4,266 pencil strokes to complete it.’ That’s what happens when you start looking back on your life through autism-tinted lenses.”

Jay Chanoine w/ Troy Burdett, Arianna Magee & Ramses Rafael
When: Friday, Nov. 21, 8 p.m.
Where: Strange Brew Tavern, 88 Market St., Manchester
Tickets: $20 at eventbrite.com – 18+

Featured photo: Jay Chanoine. Courtesy photo.

What wine pairs with a brownie?

Clyde’s Dessert and Wine Bar saves the best for first

One of Clyde Bullen’s biggest hurdles to opening his wine and dessert bar, Clyde’s Dessert and Wine Bar in Manchester, was finding a way to classify it.

“We had to go through a couple of bells and whistles with the state,” he said, “because we’re one of the first dessert bars that just specializes in desserts and wine. A year ago we wouldn’t have been allowed to open. The state had to make some changes, because back in the day, to keep people from just opening up a motorcycle club or something, you had to serve entrees to get a liquor license. In the 30 days we’ve been open people have been stoked that they could come in and try our pairings of wines with our desserts.”

Bullen’s new brick and mortar dessert bar marks a change from his successful food trucks.

“We just finished up our 16th year,” Bullen said, “and we have a total of four food trucks that run up and down New England. We specialize in desserts; we call it a mobile dessert bakery. One of the nice features we do on our trucks is you get to choose one of our 13 brownies to make your own brownie sundae. We care more about the brownies than we do the ice cream.”

Bullen said the inspiration for the new physical location for Clyde’s Cupcakes is a particular type of customer.

“Especially dessert lovers who like desserts more than they do the entree or the meal themselves,” he said. “You know, those people who start with desserts first and work their way backward through a meal. And with the brick and mortar, it gives us the opportunity to provide more than we could do in a truck. We couldn’t do crème brûlées or gelatos. This is a chance to serve unique dessert offerings with our wines.”

Bullen used dark chocolate as an example. Extremely dark chocolate has fruity notes, he said, which pair with the fruitiness of wine.

“One of our unique pairings right now is a sauvignon blanc wine paired with a cupcake that we’ve made for 16 years and has a cult following, Chocolate Overdose. It’s a chocolate cupcake filled with chocolate fluff and chocolate buttercream, with a Lindt chocolate brownie on top, chocolate-covered jimmies, and a Ghirardelli chocolate ganache on top. It’s a real moist, decadent cake that pairs really nice with a cabernet sauvignon blanc. Eighty percent of our wines are sweet; some of the best wines are well known for [pairing] with chocolate or chocolate and strawberry. You have your pinot noirs, cabernets, your ports, the ones that have nice robust flavors with them.”

Bullen said it has been important to set a relaxed tone in the new space.

“We’re trying to provide a nice, relaxed atmosphere,” he said. “We are playing records here. We have dominoes. So we’re not asking you to just place your order and bounce. We’ve set it up to make it a cozy spot so that, you know, you can come talk, conversate, and just try different desserts and different pairings. People are enjoying our record collection. Everyone’s just shocked at how cozy and comfortable the place is inside.”

The dessert bar is located in the new Queen City Center on Canal Street in Manchester, next door to Harpoon Brewery.

“Right now we’re following the same hours as Harpoon,” Bullen said. “So we’re open Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, and we’re following Harpoon’s hours 1 to 9 [p.m.].

The combination of wine and desserts gives Bullen and his staff a chance to be creative and experiment, he said.

“This weekend we did a nice white wine flight that we paired wonderfully with a lemon trifecta, which was a lemon cupcake, a lemon bar and then lemon gelato.”

Clyde’s Dessert and Wine Bar
Where: 215 Canal St., Manchester
Hours: Wednesday through Sunday, 1 to 9 p.m.
Find them on Instagram @clydescupcakes

Featured photo: Photo courtesy of Clyde’s Cupcakes.

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Icehouse is hilarious, with a heart

If Lake Wobegon had a Hallmark stage division it might come up with something like Icehouse, a Bedford Off Broadway production with three more performances through Nov. 16. Making its first New England run, the Peter Bloedel farce is a funny, heartfelt and warm look at friends helping a friend.

The end-of-the-20th-century comedy is about a Minnesota ex-pat, now living in Florida and lonesome for the cold air, and his buddies, as they try to build an epic ice chateau and keep it a secret from their wives.

There’s a great line toward the end of Act I that sums up the haplessness of five buddies trying to lure a sixth pal back for an ice fishing holiday, only to stumble due to kind-hearted incompetence.

“Every village needs an idiot,” one of them tells his suspicious spouse. “Ours just has more.”

What makes the play succeed is a solid cast that plays well off each other even while managing set changes throughout the production. The family-friendly farce centers on Oskar (Rich Hurley), trapped in Florida with Ingrid (Deb Lund) after she has coerced him to move there for her many climate-related maladies.

When Oskar and Ingrid return for the wedding of Erik (Tigran Kotsinyan) and Michelle (Abby Lefebvre), his friends Arn (Glen Grimard) and Conrad (Declan Lynch) share their plan to build a structure fit for an ice-fishing billionaire, with a full kitchen, sleeping quarters and sauna, an idea they got during a fishing conversation.

Oskar’s in and the six are soon working on their respective co-conspirator tasks.

The machinations employed to get Oskar home again are comedy gold in the hands of Wilhelm (John Decareau) and Lars (Matt Bader). Conrad, Arn and reluctant recruit Erik persuade them to concoct a story to fool Ingrid, delivered from a pay phone (back when they were common) in fake voices.

Of course, the effort only makes things worse — albeit funnier.

Let’s just say that Wilhelm takes his method acting task a bit too seriously, Lars starts to share his enthusiasm, and the two have the audience thoroughly entertained. The pair’s across-the-wire shenanigans, with hilarious support from fellow cast members, are aided by the impressive set design of director Judy Hayward and Daro Fuchs.

The hallmark of a great community theater is often its ability to do a lot with a little, and BoB achieves this with Icehouse. The play opens with a spare set; a couple of hardware store bucket stools for Arn and Conrad to sit on while they fish later becomes a series of different furniture. Then the wall behind the stage moves and it’s all transformed.

The wives, first fooled out of Middle Creak, Minnesota, by Oskar, who turns out to be talented at subterfuge, will find their fury when Lars and Wilhelm’s stunt backfires. Camilla (Lisa Colburn), Helen (Deb Curtis), Rita (Natasha DaCunha-Lund) and Sarah (Julie Shea) all have great moments confronting their respective husbands.

Claire Fry, as mother of the bride Lenora, deserves praise for helping to give the play its heartfelt quality. She’s the wild card. To know what that means, one needs to buy a ticket, but rest assured the experience leaves a sweet finish.

Ultimately it’s chemistry that carries Icehouse to the finish line. It’s Judy Hayward’s first time directing a BoB show and during rehearsals in September she praised the cast while rehearsals were underway.

“One thing that’s nice about it is that everybody pretty much has an equal part,” she said. “It’s quite an ensemble show.”

The opening night crowd agreed. The smiles began with an introductory explanation that the play was being performed in a foreign language (Minnesotan) and continued as the show bounced along merrily through laugh after laugh. With a cast working at a very high level, and a script that’s new to these parts, Icehouse is a must-see.

Icehouse – A Comedy by Peter Bloedel
When: Friday, Nov. 14, and Saturday, Nov. 15, at 7:30 p.m., and Sunday, Nov. 16, at 2 p.m.
Where: Bedford Off Broadway at Bedford Town Hall, 70 Bedford Center Road, Bedford
Tickets: $15 ($12 seniors and students) at brownpapertickets.com

Featured photo: Icehouse. Courtesy photo.

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