A look at new family films
Need to entertain an all-ages crowd? There are several new streaming movies geared at family audiences — though the exact ages of who is in that audience may vary.
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (PG) is probably good for most elementary schoolers and up (Common Sense Media pegs it at 7+), though it is a movie with chicken heroes and chicken nugget-making villains, so be forewarned if you have picky eaters and you don’t want to knock nuggets off an already small list of acceptable foods.
The original Chicken Run came out forever ago in 2000, but in the time of the movie it hasn’t been quite as long. The original crew of chickens who Great Escaped from Tweedy Farm now live a pleasant life on an island well away from people. Coop leader chicken Ginger (now voiced by Thandiwe Newton) and American rooster Rocky (now voiced by Zachary Levi) have a little chick of their own — Molly (Bella Ramsey), who as the real action of the movie gets going is a teenager chicken. She gazes longingly at the land across the water, especially when she sees a brightly colored truck for Fun Land Farm — a happy chicken has his very own bucket and is giving two thumbs up. Against her parents’ wishes, Molly decides to find out what Fun Land is all about and manages to get on a truck with her new friend Frizzle (voice of Josie Sedgwick-Davies). Ginger and Rocky and a gang of chickens are in hot pursuit and when it becomes clear where she’s gone — and that “Fun Land Farm” is a terrifying, nugget-making megafactory — they organize an attempt to break her out.
This sequel has the same British sweetness and can-do spirit of the previous Chicken Run (even if it doesn’t feel quite as clever) and other Aardman movies, though it isn’t quite as gentle as Shaun the Sheep outings. It’s a plucky adventure with enjoyable visuals. (B+, Netflix)
The Bad Guys: A Very Bad Holiday(TV-Y7) is set earlier in the Bad Guy timeline than the 2022 movie, back when the crew was still bad: Mr. Wolf (voice of Michael Godere), Snake (voice of Chris Diamantopoulos), Mr. Shark (voice of Ezekiel Ajeigbe) and Ms. Tarantula (voice of Mallory Low) — bad and not being voiced by their bigger-name movie actors. The crew is looking forward to their traditional Christmas Day heisting of loot, when the city is too focused on celebrating to notice. But then they accidentally destroy a beloved Christmas parade balloon, essentially crushing the holiday spirit of the city. Thus, in order to be able to rob on Christmas, they must first “save Christmas.” At a brisk 22 minutes, this lightweight bit of naughtiness and fun entertained my elementary-school-age kids even if it doesn’t have quite the cleverness or the finesse of the feature. (B, Netflix)
New Hampshire’s own Adam Sandler is the star voice and one of the writers on Leo (PG), a full-length (an hour and 42 minutes) animated movie about two classroom pets: Leo (voice of Sandler) the lizard and Squirtle (voice of Bill Barr) the turtle. Leo has ticked through the years eating lettuce while watching decades of fifth-graders go by, dreaming about life outside. Then he overhears a dad guess that lizards only live about 75 years; figuring he’s about 74, Leo is suddenly desperate to see the world. When a new teacher forces kids to bring home the school pets over the weekend, Leo sees a chance to escape. But instead he finds himself doing the thing animals aren’t supposed to do — he talks to human child Summer (voice of Sunny Sandler), who has trouble fitting in with the other kids. He helps her improve her conversation skills and make friends. He returns to the classroom determined to make a break for it the next week but soon finds that he likes talking with the kids during his weekends at their houses and enjoys helping them with their problems. The movie is peppered with strange but charming Adam Sandler songs — in one, to tell a girl she should stop crying, he croons “boo-freaking-hoo”; it’s weird but I liked it? Which is my overall feeling about this movie — it’s funny and also weirder and kinder than you’d expect. For my kids, the movie was comedy gold; they cracked up frequently. (Small note of caution: one song does have fifth grader wistfully singing about the joys of being age 9, when he used to leave out cookies and milk.) (B, Netflix)
Merry Little Batman (13+), like all Batman properties, feels older and darker than the vaguely Captain Underpants-ish cartooniness of the animation would suggest. Batman long ago ended crime in Gotham and thus Bruce Wayne (voice of Luke Wilson) hasn’t donned the Batsuit in quite a while; he spends all his time with his 8-year-old son Damian (voice of Yonas Kibreab). When a surprise call for superhero assistance lures Bruce out to Nova Scotia on Christmas Eve, Damian is left with a sleepy Alfred (voice of James Cromwell) at Wayne Manor. A chance burglary becomes something of a Home Alone situation, with Damian donning a paper bag Batman mask and makeshift cape to protect his home and, most importantly, the junior utility belt his dad gave him. Soon Damian is heading in to Gotham with a Batsuit of his own attempting to retrieve his belt from the thieves while the Joker (voice of David Hornsby), who is of course behind the initial theft, gets a more dastardly idea than just city-wide present-purloining after seeing the chaos Damian visits on his henchmen. I enjoyed the animation style here and the relatively sweeter Batman story but I would definitely save this for the tweens and up (B, Prime Video).
Getting into some live-action offerings, Genie(PG) features sad-dad Bernard (Paapa Essiedu) having lost his job due to the jerkiness of his boss (Alan Cumming), and alienated his family, wife Julie (Denee Benton) and young daughter Eve (Jordyn McIntosh), due to overwork. Sitting in his apartment alone, he glumly rubs the dust off an old jewelry and out pops Flora (Melissa McCarthy), a genie. She tells him the “three wishes” of lore are a myth — he gets unlimited wishes! Once she convinces him of her powers, he sets about trying to use his wishes to win back his family, accidentally getting in some light art-theft trouble along the way. The movie is sweet; McCarthy is good as a knowledgeable-but-distractable style of genie. (B-, Peacock or available for purchase).
Family Switch(PG) also trods familiar ground, with a family that feels disconnected from each other and find themselves Freaky Friday-ed after a run-in with a twinkly Rita Moreno. Mom Jess (Jennifer Garner) wakes up in the body of soccer star teen CC (Emma Myers) and vice versa; dad Bill (Ed Helms) swaps with 14-year-old son Wyatt (Brady Noon), and baby Miles (Lincoln and Theodore Sykes) swaps with the dog. That last swap has nice comedy potential — it’s hard at times to know whether we’re supposed to think the baby or the dog is smarter. The kid/parent swaps feature familiar beats about the olds trying to relate to “fellow teens” and the kids trying to pull off adultness. There are some nice moments of comedy: teens in the parent bodies wonder why they’re exhausted at like 7 p.m. and why everything close up is so blurry; the dad suddenly in his son’s body says he feels like Spider-Man in that he can run without cramping up. It’s cute but it also drags and there’s more talking than hijinks. (C+, Netflix)
The magic in Candy Cane Lane(PG)is also of the trickster nature: dad Chris Carver (Eddie Murphy) inadvertently signs a contract with naughty elf Pepper (Jillian Bell) for enchanted Christmas decorations in his attempt to win a big cash prize in a neighborhood holiday decorating contest. The “12 days of Christmas”-themed tree he buys features “lords a leaping” and the like that come alive and he must retrieve the “gold rings” in order to keep from joining Pepper’s collection of tiny Christmas village figurines — previous victims voiced by Nick Offerman, Chris Redd and Robin Thede. Eventually Chris has to bring wife Carol (Tracee Ellis Ross) and kids Joy (Genneya Walton), Nick (Thaddeus J. Mixson) and Holly (Madison Thomas) in on his unfortunate bargain. There are moments of nice holiday zaniness and geese-a’layin-related humor and David Alan Grier is a fun Santa Claus. (B-, Amazon Prime Video)
The Family Plan (PG-13) is decidedly an older teens and up movie but it has a goopier family movie sensibility, making it for — no one? Mark Wahlberg is Dan — suburban car salesman and dad of baby Max (Vienna and Iliana Norris) and teens Nina (Zoe Colletti) and Kyle (Van Crosby) and loving husband to Jessica (Michelle Monaghan). Before he became all that, though, he was a government assassin. When worlds collide he must first fight a dude in the supermarket while Max is Bjorn-ed to him and then trick his family into a “Las Vegas road trip yay!” that is really a meetup to get passports for new identities for them all. Along the way he has to fight off henchmen — discreetly — while trying to get up the nerve to tell his family about his past. Meanwhile, they are each dealing with issues of their own: Kyle is secretly a video game-playing superstar and Nina is a snotty jerk because of a clearly terrible boyfriend. The movie is too violent for younger kids and kinda too boring for anybody else. (C, Apple TV+)
Featured photo: Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget.