The Big Story – Bruins Do It: Congrats to the Bruins for their epic achievement of finishing with the most wins and points in NHL regular season history. The bad news is that’s ancient history for the moment, as the best record ever guarantees nothing in the playoffs. The 2015-2016 Golden State Warriors can tell you that, as they got beat in the Finals by LeBron James and Cleveland after their record-setting 73-win season. Ditto for the John Havlicek-Dave Cowens Celtics, who won a franchise-best 68 games (against 14 loses) in 1972-73, but got beat (much to my delight) in Game 7 by the archrival Knicks in the Eastern Conference Final.
So it’s a whole new season that got started this week vs. the Florida Panthers.
But it doesn’t mean the playoffs don’t begin with great promise and high expectations. They just have to back it by keeping the train rolling into June.
Sports 101: Fourteen is the record for most home runs in April. Name the two players who share that record.
News Item – Casas Not Living Up to Hype: Those over-the-top notions that Triston Casas is the next Lou Gehrig (OK, slight exaggeration), pushed by Red Sox brass to get people to buy tickets, aren’t looking so good. After 13 games he was hitting .123 with 2 homers and 7 RBI. That after a .196 September in 27 games last year. The power numbers, though, actually aren’t that bad, as 7 homers and 19 RBI in 40 games projects to 28 and 76.
News Item–NBA Hits Mavs with Big Fine for Tanking:Some will think the $750,000 fine the Dallas Mavericks got for sitting all their key players to ensure they lost to miss the playoffs was stiff. But we’re guessing owner Mark Cuban isn’t one of them. Because if they won them, they’d have lost the protected top 10 first-round pick they owed the Knicks for their long ago Kristaps Porzingis trade. Instead they’ll now draft a player for next year’s team. So instead of likely losing their one play-in game and having no pick (made more important since Porzingis lasted just two years in Dallas) Cuban likely sees the dough as investment in 2023-24 and not a punishment.
New Item – Xander Bogaerts Update: The ex-Red Sox shortstop was hitting .333 with 3 doubles, 4 homers, 12 RBI and 10 runs scored in his first 12 games with San Diego.
By contrast, replacement Trevor Story likely won’t play until June due to a severe elbow injury the brass knew he had when they let Bogie walk, while Story’s fill-in, Kiké Hernandez, was hitting .083 with 2 homers and 4 RBI in his first 11 games.
Thumbs Up – Minnesota Timberwolves: For doing the right thing by suspending ornery Rudy Gobert for throwing a punch at teammate Kyle Anderson during a game even though it caused him to miss their winner-take-all play-in game vs. the Lakers on Tuesday — which they lost. It said something about the team culture they want.
Thumbs Down – Major League Baseball: Thanks to the new speeding-up-baseball rules, with games quicker, beer sales are down. So their cutoffs have been extended to the eighth inning, which will likely send lubed up fans into traffic sooner than when the seven-inning rule, uh, ruled.
Quote of the Week – Snoop Dogg: After being asked who in today’s NBA reminds him most of Kobe Bryant, Snoop eventually said Steph Curry because “he’s never considered the best, but he’s always the best when it’s time to be the best.”
Random Thoughts:
Earth to Joe Mazzulla: Grant Williams should be in the rotation over Sam Hauser. He’s a better, more versatile defender and rebounder and according to the stats not all that much different a 3-point shooter (41.2 – 39.5).
Celtics should hope Jaylen Brown makes one of the three All-NBA teams. Not for the individual honor, but if he does, it makes him eligible for a $290 million contract extension to increase the likelihood he re-signs with the C’s after next year, because that’s $70 million more than he can get elsewhere.
The Numbers:
7 –Major League homers hit by Rafael Devers 14 games into 2023, which projects to 81 if he remains on the same pace.
11.75 –earned run average for one-time Sox ace Chris Sale after his first three 2023 starts. If Don Meredith were still around you wonder if he’d be singing his favorite tune, “The Party’s Over,” on the career for Sale.
13 – tied for most ever consecutive wins to start a season for the Rays after sweeping four from the Red Sox last week to become the first team since the 1987 Brewers (13-0) to start a season with a double-digit win streak. A string where they led the majors with 31 homers and outscored their opponents by an incredible 101-30 margin. It ended on Friday in Toronto.
30.1 – points per game averaged by Jayson Tatum in the just completed NBA season to make him the first Celtics player ever to average 30 or more points a game.
Sports 101 Answer: The April record of 14 homers is shared by Albert Pujols (2006) and Alex Rodriguez (2007).
Glossary: Don Meredith:QB in the 1960s as the expansion Cowboys were on their way to becoming America’s team who next teamed with Frank Gifford and Howard Cosell in the ABC booth when Monday Night Football was a national sensation. Dandy Don would sing “the party’s over” when the game was out of reach.
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