Fandoms unite

Granite State Comicon returns for a weekend in Manchester

From video and tabletop games to comics and pop culture, there is something for enthusiasts of many fandoms to enjoy at Granite State Comicon from Friday, Sept. 15, through Sunday, Sept. 17. The event, hosted by Double Midnight Comics, will return to the DoubleTree by Hilton in downtown Manchester.

“We try to cover something for everybody, so if you’re a wrestling fan, we have that, if you’re a comic art fan, we have that, if you love video games, we have people who create [them],” Scott Proulx said.

Scott Proulx, along with his brother, Chris Proulx, and their friend, Brett Parker, opened Double Midnight Comics in 2002 and started Granite State Comicon the following year.

“It was a time when there weren’t many comic conventions anymore,” Scott said. “We saw that there was a void and we wanted to fill that.”

The event, which first occupied one room of the hotel and featured local comic creators, now features celebrities from all over the world, this year including actor Jessie Usher, wrestler Billy Gunn, voice actor Christina Costello, and Don Most and Anson Williams from the 1970s sitcom Happy Days.

“It’s definitely grown for more pop culture and entertainment,” Scott said.
Continuously throughout the weekend there will be vendors selling things like key issue comics, clothing and collectibles and food drink vendors like Wild Bill’s Soda Truck. There will also be a gaming lounge where you can learn and play various tabletop games.

“We work with a content creator, Doug Shute from Victory Condition Gaming, and he has all these connections throughout the tabletop community,” Scott said. “He was able to bring in a lot of creators from some role-playing games.”
Gaming guests of honor include Meredith Placko, the CEO of Steve Jackson Games; Greg De Stefano, the co-founder of Turbo Dork, and J.D. Kennedy, game designer at Smug Pug Games.

“They’ll be running games throughout the whole weekend,” Scott said. “People can just pop in and try something new.”

Scott says some of the most popular events include the adult costume contest on Saturday from 5 to 6:30 p.m. and the kids’ costume contest on Sunday from 3 to 3:45 p.m.

“We are big into the community so we work with other businesses in the area,” Scott said. “We’re trying to blow this up and make it a big downtown Manchester event, so not just limited to the hotel but the entire Elm Street strip.”

Such businesses include Southern New Hampshire University, one of the event sponsors, and Great North Aleworks, who will create a beer unique to the convention for which some of the Comicon guests will create labels. There will also be an after party on Saturday at Shaskeen Pub.

“[We hope] people come in and have a blast,” Scott said. “There’s something for everybody. … We want everybody to have fun.”

Granite State Comicon

When: Friday, Sept. 15, 4 to 8 p.m.; Saturday, Sept.16, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Sunday, Sept. 17, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Where: DoubleTree by Hilton, 700 Elm St., Manchester
Cost: Single-day tickets range from $10 to $35 depending on the day and whether they are purchased online or at the door. Multiple-day tickets are also available.
More info: granitecon.com

Friday, Sept. 15

  • Arts & crafts with Kids Con New England
    4 to 7:30 p.m., The Armory
  • Tabletop gaming
    4 to 7:30 p.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Telestrations
    5 to 6 p.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Rivers of London RPG Demo
    6 to 7 p.m., Webster Room
  • Queen City Improv
    7 to 8 p.m., Webster Room
  • Granitemania!: Official Granitecon kick-off party
    8:30 to 11:30 p.m., Panel Room A

Saturday, Sept. 16

  • Character meet & greets with Party Palace
    10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., The Armory
  • Face painting with Squirrelcat Designs
    10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., The Armory
  • Arts & crafts with Kids Con New England
    10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., The Armory
  • Open gaming, demos and learn to plays
    10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Munchkin and munchkins with Meredith
    10 to 11 a.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Learn to draw video game characters
    11 to 11:35 a.m., The Armory
  • ARN and Brock Anderson Q&A
    11 to 11:45 a.m., Panel Room A
  • Well, this bites: creating a Last of Us cordyceps bite
    11 to 11:45 a.m., Panel Room B
  • State of the Game panel
    noon to 12:45 p.m., Webster Room
  • Karan Ashley Q&A
    noon to 12:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • DND: a classic game for the modern classroom
    noon to 12:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Beginner electronics for costumes and props
    1 to 1:45 p.m., Webster Room
  • Kids coloring contest
    1 to 1:35 p.m., The Armory
  • Batman day: the Murphyverse
    1 to 1:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • Kyle Pacek Q&A
    1 to 1:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Call of Cthulthu RPG “The Devil Inside”
    1 to 4 p.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Getting fit for cosplay
    2 to 2:45 p.m., Webster Room
  • Learn to draw Disney characters
    2 to 2:35 p.m., The Armory
  • Todd Haberkorn Q&A
    2 to 2:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • How to start an action figure business
    2 to 2:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Uniting the fandom: our love of a galaxy far far away
    2 to 2:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Learn to draw Pokemon
    3 to 3:35 p.m., The Armory
  • Turtle Power Panel
    3 to 3:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • Working with unusual material for cosplay
    3 to 3:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Press your luck: Granite State Comic Con edition
    4 to 5:30 p.m., Webster Room
  • Anson Williams and Don Most Q&A
    4 to 4:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • 40-minute design an RPG
    4 to 5:30 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Annual costume contest
    5 to 6:30 p.m., Panel Room A
  • Upside down: official Granitecon after party!
    8 to 11 p.m., Shaskeen Pub, 909 Elm St.

Sunday, Sept. 17

  • Open gaming, demos and learn to plays
    10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Meet superhero characters
    Sunday, Sept. 17, 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., The Armory
  • Arts & crafts with Kids Con New England
    10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., The Armory
  • Face painting with Squirrelcat Designs
    10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., The Armory
  • Munchkin and munchkins with Meredith
    10 to 11 a.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Learn to draw comic characters
    11 to 11:35 a.m., The Armory
  • Scott Steiner Q&A
    11 to 11:45 a.m., Panel Room A
  • Superhero storytime
    11 to 11:45 a.m., Panel Room B
  • Geek Gossip live
    11 to 11:45 a.m., Webster Room
  • Jessie T. Usher Q&A
    noon to 12:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • Patterning for cosplay: 101
    noon to 12:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Padawan training
    1 to 1:45 p.m., Webster Room
  • Superhero trivia game
    1 to 1:35 p.m., The Armory
  • Ultimate sketch off
    1 to 1:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • Christina Costello Q&A
    1 to 1:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • First annual Granitecon strike dice game championship
    1 to 2 p.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Call of Cthulthu RPG “The Terror on the Seas”
    1 to 4 p.m., Granitecon Gaming Lounge
  • Costuming and community in a galaxy far far away
    2 to 2:45 p.m., Webster Room
  • Create a superhero comic
    2 to 2:35 p.m., The Armory
  • Billy Gunn Q&A
    2 to 2:45 p.m., Panel Room A
  • Cosplay and photographer’s shootout
    2 to 2:45 p.m., Panel Room B
  • Match game: Granite State Comic Con edition
    3 to 3:45 p.m., Webster Room
  • Kids’ sketch challenge
    3 to 3:35 p.m., The Armory
  • Kids’ costume contest
    3 to 3:35 p.m., Panel Room A

Get your sweet & savory eats at Glendi

44 facts about one of Manchester’s favorite food festivals and the community that keeps it going


In honor of the 44th Glendi, the celebration of Greek food and culture and the Greek community at St. George Orthodox Cathedral in Manchester, here are 44 facts about the annual party known as Glendi.

1 According to George Skaperdas, the president of St. George Orthodox Cathedral in Manchester, “glendi” means “celebration.” “It’s a party,” he said. “It celebrates our heritage, our culture, wanting everyone around us to enjoy what we do. It celebrates friendship.”

2 For the past 44 years, the church has been hosting Glendi to do just that, while simultaneously raising money for the church. See stgeorgenh.org/activities/glendi for more on the festival and the church.

The church’s Community Center. Courtesy photo.

3 Originally a harvest bazaar among the members of the church, Glendi has become a three-day cultural event for the whole city of Manchester.

4 This year the festival will be on Friday, Sept. 15, from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., Saturday, Sept. 16, from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. and Sunday, Sept. 17, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.

5 Skaperdas says tens of thousands of people attend each year, fluctuating depending on the weather, with a clearer forecast attracting more people. You can frequently run into candidates for office (city, state and sometimes presidential hopefuls) as well as your gyro-loving neighbors.

6 There will be parking at McDonough Elementary School in Derryfield Park, 550 Lowell St., in Manchester, and shuttles running from 5:30 to 9 p.m. on Friday and from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. on Saturday.

7 Festivities include music, raffles, face painting, an Aegean Market and, of course, food.

8 Some 50 to 100 raffle items are up for the winning, such as puzzles, bikes, games, a TV and gift cards.

9 There will also be multiple church tours staggered throughout Friday and Saturday afternoon.

10 The roots of the church can be traced back nearly 120 years, to when the Hellenic community of St. George was established by Greek immigrants in 1905.

11 Before the construction of the cathedral at 650 Hanover St., which began in the mid 1960s, the church was on Pine Street, at a location it eventually outgrew.

12 Like most things, Glendi looked a little different in 2020. Having to cancel due to the pandemic, the church got creative and decided to host “Taste of Glendi,” a drive-thru-style event to serve Greek cuisine.

13 Upon returning in 2021, they came prepared with hand sanitizing stations and thousands of masks and asked people to practice safety precautions. “[We were] holding onto [our] seats for the next two or three weeks to make sure that people didn’t get sick,” Skaperdas said. “There was no spike so we were fortunate. We provided a lot of fun for the people who attended.”

14 Food will be available from the moment the festival opens at 11 a.m. each morning. The kitchen closes at 9 p.m. on Friday and Saturday and at 5 p.m. on Sunday.

15 Food in the dinner line will be served cafeteria-style. You can choose what you would like in an à la carte manner as you go down the line, or choose from dinners on the menu board.

woman in large room at community center, assembling large sheet of spanakopita with other volunteers
Spanakopita assembly. Courtesy photo.

16 Dinner menu options include seasoned and marinated lamb barbecued over charcoal, baked lamb shanks roasted in Pappou’s secret tomato sauce (pappou means grandfather in Greek), Greek meatballs covered in Yiayia’s secret tomato sauce (yiayia means grandmother), stuffed peppers filled with rice and meat topped with tomato sauce, dolmathes, a chicken dinner marinated and baked with Grecian herbs, and pastichio. All are served with rice pilaf, a roll and Greek salad.

17 While the full recipe is secret, Skaperdas says Pappou’s secret tomato sauce includes spices, drippings from the lamb as it baked, onions and garlic.

18 According to George Copadis, a long-time organizer of Glendi, 3,500 dolmathes, which are grape leaves stuffed with meat and rice, will be made for the event. Each leaf must be hand washed, cut and rolled before being baked and covered in lemon sauce, Skaperdas said.

19 In addition to the dolmathes, Copadis says a total of 2,000 pounds of lamb kabobs, 2,500 pounds of lamb shanks, 4,000 meatballs, 2,000 pounds of chicken and 6,000 salads will be made for the festival.

20 Of all the meals served, Skaperdas says the lamb shanks are the most popular, with lamb kebabs also being up there. “The stuffed peppers are always wonderful,” he said. “This year they tell me they’re even better than before, so I can’t wait to try them.”

21 “The most popular dessert by far are the loukoumades,” Skaperdas said. These are fried dough balls soaked in honey or syrup coated with powdered sugar and cinnamon.

22 Second to the loukoumades is baklava, which are layers of filo dough filled with honey and walnuts.

23 Other sweet treats for sale include kataifi, shredded filo with syrup and walnuts, baklava nut rolls and pecan blossoms, spanakopita, which is layers of filo dough with a spinach and cheese filling, as well as a variety of cookies. These items are usually found at a separate table inside the church’s hall — in case you want to grab some desserts before dinner.

24 Added to this year’s dessert menu are vegan cookie options, like orange ring cookies, almond and lemon round cookies and cinnamon koulourakia.

25 Running the kitchen is Seth Theokas, who has been volunteering in the kitchen for about 15 years. His involvement with the church began in 2008 when he and his wife wanted to baptize their first son. It was then suggested that he volunteer for Glendi.

26 While it is fast-paced with a sense of urgency, he says the atmosphere in the kitchen is full of camaraderie. “It’s such a great group of people, it’s for a good cause and everybody has fun,” Theokas said.

27 Theokas’s personal favorite on the menu is pastichio, which he says is like a Greek lasagna with seasoned meat, noodles and bechamel. He also loves the stuffed peppers.

28 According to Skaperdas, about 60 to 70 volunteers are usually involved in the kitchen.

29 It truly takes a community to run the festival. While many of the volunteers are members of the church, Theokas says a great deal of them aren’t. “It takes so many people including members and their families and friends,” he said. “I’ve had friends in the kitchen who have never been to the church but they were willing to give their time to help in the kitchen and now they’re kind of part of that family.”

man wearing event volunteer shirt handing food to woman at food event
Gov. Chris Sununu helping out at a previous Glendi. Courtesy photo.

30 Copadis says that 7,000 pieces of baklava, 6,000 koulourakia butter cookies, and 1,500 kataifi will be made for the festival.

31 To make all these desserts requires hundreds of dozens of eggs and pounds of sugar, honey and syrup, according to Skaperdas.

32 Glendi offers a full Greek experience beyond food alone. At the Aegean Market you can find jewelry, ceramics, handcrafted items, clothing and other products imported directly from Greece.

33 The market was previously run by parishioners of the church who would buy products from businesses across the country as well as items made by Greek artists. They eventually started buying products from Taste and Art of Greece a few years ago after Elaine Setas, a parishioner of the church, started the business with her friend, Strati Vougiouka. This year, Taste and Art of Greece will solely run the market.

34 Setas and Vougiouka created Taste and Art of Greece five years ago to help friends in Greece sell their products in America. “Originally it was just a hobby for me … but it [was] so well-received that this is all I do full-time now,” Setas said.

35 Vougioukas lives in Greece and works with the artists and helps ship out the products, while Setas is on the front lines and handles sales and marketing.

36 With Setas being in charge of the market this year, there will be a heavier focus on Grecian goods. “There will be a little bit of a different setup and a lot more things by artists in Greece,” she said. “There will still be some of the same things that they’ve come to expect but with a little bit extra because we’re solely focused on importing things that are made in Greece.”

37 Included in Setas’ booth will be Tina Alexopoulos, a representative of the clothing brand LuLaRoe. She will be selling LuLaRoe clothing, like leggings, T-shirts and other comfortable wear, according to Setas.

38 Setas says what separates Taste and Art of Greece from other shops is that they take the time to tell the story behind the product and include a card that explains the meaning of the product and tells about the artist who made it.

39 A ceramic pomegranate from the Aegean Market will make the perfect housewarming gift, as pomegranates symbolize luck and prosperity in the home. Setas says they are also popular Christmas gifts in Greece, as it’s tradition to smash a pomegranate at midnight on New Year’s in front of your door. The more seeds that scatter, the more luck you will have.

40 Ceramic boats will likely be found at the market too and also make great Christmas gifts and represent “charting a new path for the new year and sailing into a new life,” Setas said.

41 Musician Chuck Koustas will be returning to Glendi this year, this time with Opa Entertainment.

42 Koustas was part of one of the first groups to perform at Glendi 42 years ago.

43 They will be performing both Friday and Saturday night from 5 to 9 p.m. Friday night will feature the traditional instrument the bouzouki, and Saturday night’s performance will include the clarinet.

44 Koustas will be playing both traditional and modern Greek music, like music of traditional Greek dances such as syrtos and nisiotika, as well as themes from Greek movies such as the 1960 film Never on Sunday.

This Week 23/09/14

Big Events September 14, 2023 and beyond

Thursday, Sept. 14
The Granite State Fair held at 72 Lafayette Road in Rochester will run today through Sunday, Sept. 17, and Thursday, Sept. 21, through Sunday, Sept. 24. The fair and midway open at 4 p.m. on Thursdays and Fridays and noon Saturdays and Sundays. Find a ride list with height requirements at granitestatefair.com along with a schedule of events. One-day tickets cost $10 per person through Sept. 13, $12 per person Sept. 14 and beyond).

Friday, Sept. 15
The NH Highland Games & Festival celebrates Scottish music, sports and culture and runs today through Sunday, Sept. 17, at Loon Mountain Resort in Lincoln. A three-day adult pass costs $99 (children ages 6 to 14 cost $10; ages 5 and under get in free); single-day adult tickets cost $35 to $59 depending on the day. The event features several food and drink events as well as concerts, each of which has its own tickets. The festival will also feature music, a clan village, Scottish living history, classes in Scottish culture, kids’ programs, Scottish-themed vendors, and Scottish and fair food. See nhscot.org.

Friday, Sept. 15
The NH Highland Games & Festival celebrates Scottish music, sports and culture and runs today through Sunday, Sept. 17, at Loon Mountain Resort in Lincoln. A three-day adult pass costs $99 (children ages 6 to 14 cost $10; ages 5 and under get in free); single-day adult tickets cost $35 to $59 depending on the day. The event features several food and drink events as well as concerts, each of which has its own tickets. The festival will also feature music, a clan village, Scottish living history, classes in Scottish culture, kids’ programs, Scottish-themed vendors, and Scottish and fair food. See nhscot.org.

Saturday, Sept. 16
Pelham Old Home Day is today from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. at 3 Main St. in Pelham. The day will include music, fitness demonstrations, dance and martial arts demonstrations, food trucks, a pancake and sausage breakfast at the Church Fellowship Hall (7 to 9 a.m.), crafts and goods vendors, a white elephant yard sale, a 5K road race (10 a.m.), kids’ games, touch a truck, a cornhole tournament (check in at 11 a.m.; noon start), a grand parade (2:30 p.m.), Windham Community Band (3:15 p.m.), a penny sale raffle (4 p.m.) and more, according to pelhamoldhomeday.org.

Saturday, Sept. 16
Derryfest will run Saturday, Sept. 16, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. The day features a vendor fair, performances and more. See derryfest.org. Saturday, Sept. 16
Hooksett Old Home Day is today from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., with fireworks scheduled after dusk. The day starts with a parade at 10 a.m. from Lambert Park to Donati Park (behind Town Hall, 35 Main St. in Hooksett). The day will feature live music, demonstrations, vendors, kids’ activities and more. See hooksettoldhomeday.org.

Save the Date! For Taylor!
Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour is coming to a big screen near you. A movie presentation of The Eras Tour will be in area theaters starting Friday, Oct. 13: Apple Cinemas (applecinemas.com) in Hooksett and Merrimack; O’neil Cinemas Brickyard Square in Epping (oneilcinemas.com); Chunky’s Cinema Pubs (chunkys.com) in Manchester, Nashua and Pelham; Cinemark Rockingham Park in Salem (cinemark.com); the Regal Concord (regmovies.com) and Smitty’s in Tilton (smittyscinema.com) have tickets on sale for multiple screenings starting Oct. 13 with some offering screenings through Nov. 5.

Featured photo: Manchester City-Wide Arts Festival. Courtesy photo.

Quality of Life 23/09/14

Flu shot season

In a WalletHub report studying vaccination rates among the 50 states and the District of Columbia, New Hampshire was ranked as the 9th most vaccinated state. The report analyzed the states based on 16 key metrics, including the percentage of children who have been vaccinated, the portion of the population without health insurance and the adult flu vaccination rate. New Hampshire boasts the 9th highest influenza vaccination rate for children ages 6 months to 17 years; is 5th in HPV vaccination coverage for ages 13 to 17; and is 3rd in both flu vaccination among adults and tetanus vaccination coverage in adults. For the elderly population age 60 and over, it ranks 11th in zoster vaccination. Additionally, it’s 11th in the share of impoverished children aged 19 to 35 months receiving the combined seven-vaccine series and 15th in the percentage of its population without health insurance coverage.

QOL score: +1
Comment: Neighboring Massachusetts took the No. 1 spot, and Vermont No. 4.

Inspiring girls

Dozens of Girl Scouts from New Hampshire and Vermont, including troops based in Salem, Portsmouth, Whitefield and Rochester, participated in the 56th triennial National Girl Scout Convention at Walt Disney World Resort from July 20 to July 22, according to a press release. Organized by the Girl Scouts of the USA, the event offered attendees a variety of activities, the chance to network, and sessions with influential speakers from the STEM and entertainment sectors, including an interaction with a VP from Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

QOL score: +1
Comment: Among the notable attendees at the convention, actor and Nickelodeon star That Girl Lay Lay performed and held a surprise meet-and-greet, while Erika J. Kendrick, a mental fitness expert, and Aisha Bowe, a former NASA rocket scientist, delivered inspiring speeches.

Ew

The public beach at Crystal Lake has been temporarily closed to wading or swimming due to elevated levels of cyanobacteria identified in water samples taken on Sept. 7, according to a press release from the Manchester Health Department. The State’s Department of Environmental Services will conduct a re-sampling of the water on Thursday, Sept. 14, and the results from this re-sampling are anticipated to be available on the same day. An announcement will be made, and the beach will be reopened once the cyanobacteria levels are deemed safe. The public will be notified once the new results come in.

QOL score: -2
Comment: New Hampshire waters experienced a record number of cyanobacteria blooms this summer due to weather conditions, WMUR reported in August. Environmental officials indicated that a series of heavy rainfalls had enriched the waters with nutrients, promoting the growth of the bacteria, and that, following the rains, the sunny, warm weather allowed the bacteria to thrive.

QOL score: 89
Net change: -4
QOL this week: 85

What’s affecting your Quality of Life here in New Hampshire?
Let us know at [email protected].

Featured photo: “Young Eagles” program gives kids airplane rides. Courtesy photo.

Mixed bag in Pats loss

The Big Story: If someone needed a working example for the term “beyond belief” they could use that all it took was two plays into the 2023 season for the Patriots to start getting the same kind of stupid penalties that killed them all through the 2022 season.

In this case it was Deatrich Wise lining up in the neutral zone (how does a seven-year veteran do that?) on the second play of 2023 to turn a second-and-20 situation into a free first down leading to an Eagles field goal on the season’s first drive.

That was followed by a pick-six from their under-the-microscope QB in their first offensive series and a lost fumble on their next offensive play leading to a 16-0 deficit with 2:56 still left in the first quarter. Oh, and, as usual, they wasted a timeout on that first Eagles drive as well. Grrrr!

However, that was the low point of the opener. As after that they settled down to turn it into a pretty good game.

Football 101: Which QB has the most career wins without winning a Super Bowl?

News Item – Beyond Belief Coach B Decision: Fourth and 4 with the Pats down 8 and 9:26 on the clock, Coach B goes for it from his own 22. They turn it over on downs with no points.

Take the FG, it’s a five-point game with plenty of time left to get the TD they still needed. But if they eventually got that TD (which they did), it’s also not a do-or-die two-point conversion to tie the game. It’s a two-point lead instead or maybe three points if they make a two-point conversion. It also stops Philly from making it a two-score game with the FG they eventually got to put the Pats down 11 (25-14) with 5:33. So when New England eventually scored it was 25-20 after missing the two-point try they were forced into taking to leave them still needing a TD. Thus they had to go for six on fourth down in the final minute instead of kicking a FG to tie it.

Bottom line: Passing on the FG that early in the game cost New England the game.

News Item – Who’s Hot: In the 317 at-bats since Sox rookie Triston Casas left April behind hitting .133, he has hit .297 with 21 homers and 61 RBI to raise the overall totals to 24–64–.263.

The Numbers:
6½ – over-under betting line set by Las Vegas odds makers for 2023 wins by the Patriots. They also gave them a 19.1 percent chance of making the playoffs.
9 – consecutive losses by the Bears to the Packers after Sunday’s 38-20 even with newbie Jordan Love at QB for GB.
13 – magic number to be eliminated from the playoffs with 19 games left as the Red Sox started the week.

… Of the Week
Sports Headline of the Week – Royce Lewis: A grand Beatlemania-like eight-day week for the Minnesota rookie could have been celebrated with the delightful headline “Royce Rolls Again!” after he hit his third grand slam in eight games.

Nitwit Protest Award: Goes for the sticky situation at the U.S. Open tennis tournament, where a protester wearing an “End Fossil Fuel” T-shirt delayed the Coco Gauff-Karolina Muchova semi-final match for 40 minutes by, among other things, gluing his feet to the cement floor to prevent his ejection from Arthur Ashe Stadium. Yes, that’s right, he glued his feet to the floor.

Gauff eventually beat Machova 6-4, 7-5.

Why Can’t We Get Guys Like That Award – Mookie Betts: In hitting .455 with 51 hits and 11 homers in August, Mookie joined the two greatest hitters who ever lived, Babe Ruth (1923 and 1924) and Lou Gehrig (1930), as the only players to have a .450–50–10 month in history. It also helped him reach a career high in homers with 38 and counting.

Random Thoughts:
Separated at Birth: Lions QB Jared Goff and Academy Award winning actor Ryan Gosling. Dead ringers.

Football 101 Answer: Dan Marino is the record holder for most career wins with 155 and no SB titles.

Final Thought – Tom Brady: With Bengals QB Joe Burrow just signing a salary cap-eating $275 million contract on the eve of TB-12’s return to Foxboro, it underscored perfectly the most under-appreciated aspect of why Tom Brady was so important to the Patriots dynasty evolving into became what it became.

It’s because he always took a below-market contract that no other top NFL player did for their team, which let the brass repeatedly fit more good players under the cap to make the Pats more talented and deeper. In the end, the great failure of both Coach B and Bob Kraft was in not appreciating/rewarding that sacrifice enough.

While all the wins were great, his demonstrated interest in t-e-a-m is what I admire most about the great Tom Brady.

Email Dave Long at [email protected].

Between the lines

Demetri Martin and his multimedia comedy show

Blending music and drawings with his signature one-liners and deadpan delivery, Demetri Martin takes the stage at the Capitol Center for the Arts (44 S. Main St., Concord, 225-1111, ccanh.com) on Saturday, Sept. 16. The comedian called in to talk about his current tour, called “The Joke Machine,” why he likes writing on typewriters, and what’s next on his growing list of creative pursuits.

What can audiences expect from your upcoming show?
I’m still mostly telling jokes, but trying to tell them in slightly different ways, with a little music and visual stuff. … There are drawings in the show, but with sort of a different twist on it. … There are a couple personal stories; I’ve been dabbling more in that but touring with jokes is still the most enjoyable, because with jokes it’s easier to switch things up from show to show and try new stuff.

When did you start drawing? How did that make its way into your comedy?
I liked drawing a lot when I was a kid. I remember, in grade school, I was considered one of the better kids at drawing. Then I just stopped until I started doing stand-up in my mid-20s. I carried a notebook around for writing jokes, and I found myself drawing again. Around 1999, I started trying out drawings on stage, at shows around New York City at what were called ‘alternative rooms’ where comics were trying more experimental stuff. … I’ve gotten better at drawing as an adult, and if I really try I can draw in what I think is a pretty respectable style. I don’t know how much that helps for jokes, though. You play music in your shows, though it’s not exactly ‘musical comedy.’

What does music contribute to your act?
As much as I wish I could write songs and sing, it’s not something I’ve figured out how to do. … I can play a couple instruments well enough — and it’s the same with drawing — where it’s not technically impressive, but it can serve a purpose in the flow of the show. I’m still just telling jokes or a story, but [music] can add a texture or shift the mood.

How do you turn a collection of one-liners into a cohesive set?
When I’m getting ready to do a new tour, I’ll do short sets around L.A., where I live, to see what works. … I have found that certain jokes don’t seem to work as well at the beginning of the show; I have to get the audience into a flow with me first. … On a good day, there’s a rhythm, and it’s sort of hypnotic, but when the crowd isn’t digging it, you can never really get it going. If I have set pieces that have endings, it helps. Like, the music and drawings have been very helpful for me in pacing out a show.

How do you craft a joke?
There’s the original way, where an idea arrives pretty nicely structured and seems like a joke. Other times — like leading up to a tour or when I’m on a deadline — it’s very intentional. I’ll write a page of jokes each morning, no matter how bad they are. I use old typewriters a lot because there’s no email or anything to distract me. I can physically see a piece of paper going through the typewriter, and when I get to the end of it, I say, ‘Cool. Got it,’ and then put it in a binder and let them pile up.

If a joke doesn’t land, how do you navigate that on stage?
If you’re telling a longer story, you can move past the parts where you thought people would laugh [but didn’t], and maybe they can’t even tell it was supposed to be a punchline. But when you’re a comic that tells jokes that are clearly jokes, there’s no hiding. … The older I’ve gotten, the more I’ve learned to embrace whatever’s happening in real time and be a little less afraid. I’ve bombed so many times, but I’ve had lots of good shows, too, so no big deal.

What’s next for you?
I’ll finally have a new standup special out this fall on Netflix. My plan is for it to be the first in a trilogy — three standard specials that also go together as a larger story. The show I’m touring with now will be part 2. … Then, in the spring, I’m hoping to do my first art show. That’ll be in L.A. It’ll be fine art — paintings — but they’ll all be jokes, like, each canvas is a one-liner without words.

Featured photo: Demetri Martin presents “The Joke Machine.” Courtesy image. Art by Demetri Martin.

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