Granite State Ghost Hunters — 10/22/2026

On the cover

Michael Witthaus talks to area ghost hunters about their experiences and how they got into investigating the paranormal. Above photo: PI-NE at America’s Stonehenge. Photo from Michael Witthaus.

Also on the cover Head to downtown Concord for the Halloween Howl on Friday, then swing down to Nashua for the Monster Mash on Saturday (see the story on page 14). In Manchester, visit the Witch of Weston Tower (page 15). Get your tickets for Distiller’s Showcase the first Thursday in November (page 16).

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He Is Legend bring career-spanning show to Jewel

For more than two decades, He Is Legend has been one of active rock’s best-kept secrets. The Wilmington, N.C., band’s mix of metalcore crunch, Southern-rock swagger and psychedelic groove has earned it a devoted, almost cultish following.

On Thursday, Oct. 22, the band brings its Time Travel tour to Jewel Music Venue in Manchester.

Justin Marcotte is a veteran booker who began working with Jewel earlier this year. He has a good feeling about this show.

“I’ve probably booked about 500 national tour packages in my life,” he said in a recent Zoom interview. “So it’s not every time that I book a tour package that I know everything about them.”

He liked what he found in He Is Legend.

“This is more of a rock ’n’ roll show,” Marcotte said. “I do primarily book a lot of metal stuff, but I love rock ’n’ roll, and I wish there was more of it, honestly. So this is right up my alley.” The band has a broad appeal, he added. “They attract metalheads and they attract rockers. So they’re kind of great for everybody.”

Lead singer Schuylar Croom, guitarist Adam Tanbouz and bassist Matty Williams have played together since high school. Their 2004 debut, I Am Hollywood, was done in Westfield, Mass., and co-produced by Killswitch Engage’s Adam Dutkiewicz. Their 2006 follow-up, Suck Out the Poison, drew more from the Southern rock it grew up on.

After a five-year hiatus begun in 2009, the band returned with the fan-funded Heavy Fruit in 2014, which became their highest-charting album, followed by few in 2017, then 2019’s White Bat, hailed by critics as a career high. The band called their most recent LP, 2022’s Endless Hallway, its most aggressive yet.

In recent years, He Is Legend has been looking back.

The band toured for the 20th anniversary of I Am Hollywood and then for Suck Out the Poison, playing both albums front to back. This year, the latter record also came out on vinyl for the first time. The Time Travel tour widens the lens, with songs from every album and EP in the catalog.

The two-stage Jewel show is billed as a Halloween party, with costumes encouraged. Along with the headliners, the lineup includes In Angels and Excide, a pair of bands that are new to Marcotte’s ears. “I gotta be quite blunt, I don’t really know a lot about them,” he said. “But after checking them out, I was completely blown away.”

Marcotte had more to say about the regional bands rounding out the bill. On the second stage are Rear Percussion, Dead Fiction and Socially Problematic Children. Parts Per Million will kick things off on the main stage, and he called them “one of the greatest bands I’ve ever worked with, hands down, in 20 years.”

Beginning as a teenager, Marcotte has promoted New England shows, festivals and tattoo conventions for 24 years, spending nine years as entertainment manager and talent buyer at Fete Music Hall, a 1,000-seat club in Providence. He’s also booked The Vault in New Bedford, Mass. He continues to live in and commute from Rhode Island.

“It’s worth it,” he said of the long drive, adding, “live music is unlike anything else in the entire world.”

He brings a fan’s energy to booking shows, and works hard to weave in regional talent.

“It’s important to remember that every national act starts as a local band,” he said, adding praise for Jewel owner John Crosson, who opened the music-centric bar in 2014. “He genuinely cares about the place, and he puts a lot of work into it.”

Featured Photo: He Is Legend. Courtesy photo.

The Music Roundup 26/10/22

By Michael Witthaus
mwitthaus@hippopress.com

• Jerry’s man: After joining the Jerry Garcia Band in 1980, Melvin Seals spent 15 years with the Grateful Dead guitarist. Upon Garcia’s passing in 1995, he carried on JGB’s tradition, while moving it forward and putting his own stamp on the sound. Thirty years on, the Hammond B-3 wizard is still doing it, with sets mixing “Cats Under the Stars,” “Sugaree” and Motown covers. Thursday, Oct. 22, 7:30 p.m., Nashau Center for the Arts, 201 Main St., Nashua, $46 and up, etix.com.

• Loaf love: The only band endorsed by both Jim Steinman and their late namesake, Bat Out of Helloween pays tribute to Meat Loaf, reaching all the way back to his early Rocky Horror Show days. Steinman called singer Andrew Polec, who originated the role of Strat in the London West End’s Bat Out of Hell production, “phenomenal, the definitive embodiment of the rock-and-roll spirit.” Friday, Oct. 23, 8 p.m., The Colonial Theatre, 609 Main St., Laconia, $46 and up, etix.com.

• Seattle song: Earning a 2013 Emmy nod when his song “Day Is Gone” appeared on Sons of Anarchy, Noah Gundersen broke out the next year with Ledges, an expansive album with standouts like the haunting a capella “Poor Man’s Son,” the countrified “Boathouse” and “Cigarettes,” a love-as-addiction gem. A deluxe edition of the Washington native’s latest LP, Rites of Spring, arrives Oct. 30. Saturday, Oct. 24, 7:30 p.m., BNH Stage, 16 S. Main St., Concord, $40 and up, ccanh.com.

• Drag fright: Putting a Halloween spin on things, Brewery Babes: Boo Bash is hosted by “All American Goddess” Ivy League along with fellow drag performers Raya Sunshine, “Boston’s Barbie Doll” Chanel Thee Angel, Destiny, and Violencia! for what’s billed as “a night of tomfoolery” paired with songs and spectacle. Saturday, Oct. 24, 6:30 p.m., Backyard Brewery & Kitchen, 1211 S. Mammoth Road, Manchester, $25, eventbrite.com.

• On track: Originally scheduled for September, but postponed due to high winds, the Off the Rails Festival is back on with headliner Lil’ Yachty, a Grammy-nominated rapper (for contributing to DRAM’s hit “Broccoli”) and the on-screen manager of WWE wrestler Trick Williams. Also performing are stoner rockers Peach Pit, DJ Jullee, and the Maintenance Band. Sunday, Oct. 25, 4 p.m., University of New Hampshire, A Lot (Main Street), Durham, $57, usnh.evenue.net.

Romance, spookiness

Films in the two fall flavors

This latest adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility (in theaters now) really highlights its status as the capital-R Romantic one of her core-four books.

This movie is also capital-G Gritty, though not in the “mean streets of Devonshire” sense but in the “Regency England probably did not smell great” sense. There is visible dirt on the grimy floor of the cottage the Dashwood ladies are banished to after their father dies and his weenie son (Tom Brooke) from his first marriage, egged on by his graspy wife Fanny (Stacy Martin), takes over the family estate. Widow Dashwood (Caitriona Balfe) does not like how her stepdaughter-in-law treats her and her daughters — Elinor (Daisy Edgar-Jones), Marianne (Esmé Creed-Miles) and young Margaret (Bodhi Rae Breathnach) — so Mama Dashwood takes distant cousin Mrs. Jennings’ (Fiona Shaw, who is chef’s-kiss perfect) offer of the cottage. It is small and dirty and puts Elinor very far away from Edward (George MacKay), the kind and seemingly-marriage-material brother of Fanny. But Mrs. Jennings assures the Dashwoods that her whole deal is matchmaking and she’s got the perfect (wealthy) Col. Brandon (Herbert Nordrum) for somebody, maybe Marianne. But Marianne is all starry-eyed about her own notion of romantic love, which should be full of passion!, which Austen always defines as “a handsome jerk,” who in this case is Willoughby (Frank Dillane).

In addition to the dirt and the wrinkles on clothes and the frizz in hair, this movie feels rawer than, say, the glossy 1995 adaptation, more openly emotional while still being aware of the Dashwoods’ precarious economic and social situation. This movie also has more sisterly-ness; the 1995 movie featured the then-mid-30something Emma Thompson and 20-year-old Kate Winslet as Elinor and Marianne, and they had a relationship that often felt more mother-daughter. Here, Edgar-Jones and Creed-Miles clock in at 28 and 26 respectively, making them feel more like they are both going through the turmoil of young womanhood at the same time, if in their different ways. They are both making mistakes and learning, rather than Marianne just absorbing good behavior from Elinor. Likewise, Balfe brings a little something different to her role as their mother, who is often given little to do but be “old widow.” Here she doesn’t get a love plot but this Mrs. Dashwood isn’t someone in her dotage, she’s someone learning how to be in her new circumstance. One nice moment features her trying — without much success, based on Elinor’s facial expression — to figure out how to cook after years of being cooked for. (Also, Balfe as a performer is just a joy to be with.)

The movie is a fun watch, for fans of romances and Austen fans alike. And it has me eager to revisit the book, and maybe more adaptations. If you’re looking for other Sense and Sensibilitys: Hallmark+’s 2024 Sense and Sensibility is streaming on Hallmark+ and available for rent or purchase. A BBC three-part Sense and Sensibility from 2008 is available on a variety of platforms (Amazon Prime Video, Tubi, Pluto, Peacock, Hulu/Disney+, Britbox, The Roku Channel, etc.). The 1995 Sense and Sensibility is available for rent or purchase and on Pluto TV.

Fittingly, the rest of this week’s watches rest somewhere on the spooky or thriller continuums.

Whalefall, also new in theaters last week, had so much dumb potential, based on its premise: guy gets swallowed by a whale. The Bible did it and more recently 911 did it, the original-recipe Los Angeles-based version of the goofy rescue procedural (airing on ABC, available on Hulu/Disney+). In that Season 9 episode from 2025, guest star Mark Consuelos getting stuck in a whale (while on his cell phone!) was only one of several events in the episode (though it led to this whole multi-episode arc where some characters go to space, like definitely check it out if dumb fun is your thing). Here, we take about 30 minutes to get to guy-in-whale; in this case “guy” is Jay, played by Austin Abrams, who I kept thinking of as off-brand Timothée Chalamet. Jay goes diving off the California coast looking for the remains of his dad (Josh Brolin), who suffered from an increasingly debilitating illness and died by suicide a year earlier. I don’t know if “look for remains a year later” is how the ocean works but this setup does provide the shaky scaffolding on which to hang several flashback scenes of Jay and Dad’s terrible relationship. Each incident of crummy parenting does, however, contain advice that Jay is able to apply to his attempts to get out of the whale. Along the way, he runs into other still-alive creatures that have been eaten and deals with his unresolved guilt about not seeing his dad once he got sick.

The mix of gross-out whale-stomach scenes and borderline abusive parenting is weird and not what I’m looking for in my “guy swallowed by whale” movie. The movie’s moments of dumb fun-ness or improbable whale biology really clash with the scenes of, like, a drunk Brolin’s character smashing a beer can on his head and trying to give his son a face tattoo with a knife.

For more — and better! — scary-water stuff, definitely check out Below, a six-episode series on Netflix starring Josh Hartnett. Hartnett plays Cal Penny, who lives in Newfoundland and would be a fisherman, like his forefathers, but for government regulations about commercial fishing. Instead, he fishes for chunks of icebergs, which he sells to the local vodka distillery. Cal has three adult children: son Wade (Charlie Heaton), who lives with him; daughter Mary (Ruby Stokes), who returns to the island from college in Montreal with boyfriend Noah (Kaleb Horn) for a townwide celebration, and his son Jay (Rohan Campbell), who works in oil fields out west. He is still mourning the death of his wife, their mother, and the long-ago death of his father, which happened when the family was being relocated by the government from a smaller fishing town to the slightly more populous small town he lives in now. And from which Cal and everyone he knows may be relocated again. Cal is attached to his home and to the ocean, even though, on the day his father presumably drowned while bringing the family across a bay, Cal saw a big Something in the water. That Something may be back, possibly related to changing climate and warming waters in the ocean, as local scientist Fonda (Mackenzie Davis), suspects.

Reviews frequently compare this show to Apple TV’s Widow’s Bay, and while that series is superior, this one has some similar small-town, spooky-water vibes and is plenty fun. The standout performance for me is Willow Kean, who plays Cal’s sister Ruth and whose whole person emits delightful “Not Here For Your Nonsense” vibes.

Hokum (a May theatrical release that is now available for rent or purchase and streaming on Hulu) is an old-school haunted-house/scary-witch story. Miserable jerk author Ohm Bauman (Adam Scott) is having a hard time ending his popular book trilogy. He goes to Ireland to be miserable and jerkish in a new locale while he fights this writer’s block, and to scatter his parents’ ashes near the grounds of the quaint (which in this case means “mildew-y looking”) inn where they went on their honeymoon decades ago. Upon arrival, he has a full day: scattering ashes; meeting Jerry (David Wilmot), a local who makes moonshine and grows psychotropic mushrooms; being a real butthead to bellhop Alby (Will O’Connell), and even laying on thick snark with Fiona (Florence Ordesh), a bartender who is nice to him even when he’s being the worst. Fiona is the one who tries to return the stuff he left at the bar after drunkedly returning to his room. She has a bad feeling about the headspace he’s in, and subsequently finds Ohm attempting to harm himself. When Ohm finally leaves the hospital days later, he learns that Fiona went missing the day after she saved him (which happened to be Halloween) and that the inn is preparing to close for the season. Jerry finds Ohm and is certain that Fiona is calling to him from the hotel, probably from the honeymoon suite, which is locked up tight because the owner says he captured a witch in there years earlier.

Even before Ye Olde Witch-Prison Inn, Ohm seems haunted both figuratively by his family’s past and literally by a ghostly figure. In addition, there may be at least one more uneasy spirit at the inn and there’s a lot of talk of a demonic witch who kidnaps children. All of this seemed to be both laying it on thick and resulting in an overall spookiness that felt a little thin — more like watching one not-great dude’s slide into a deeper pool of self-loathing, which is not the kind of “scary” I’m looking for in my Spooky Season movies. But about halfway through, the movie picks up, with a nice examination of grief and guilt along with some supernaturalness and good old-fashioned Mur-Der. This movie isn’t great but it’s quietly entertaining — or like, entertaining enough when you want something horror-y but not big scares or gore. And Adam Scott is naturally compelling enough that we can walk through this haunted house with him, jerkishness and all.

The documentary Clown Panic (streaming on Hulu) is an oddball scary-movie watch. It is about real events — the 2016 spate of clown sightings that I have a vague memory of from a year when a lotta other things were going on. Its interview subjects swing wildly from a reporter sent to do an early story about the clown sightings and a professional clown talking about how much the whole thing was a real bummer for his profession to the family members of both victim and perpetrator in a clown-related assault that ended with the death of one young man and the incarceration of another. And a pastor says something like “the story of the clowns is the story of modern America” which is both ridiculous and accurate. Lines are drawn to previous frenzies such as the 1980s Satanic Panic and the Salem Witch Trails. This isn’t a light lift, per se, with its pokes into issues of race, poverty, law enforcement and the 2016-ness of it all. I think in the end this documentary manages to be (mostly) respectful to the people who suffered genuine injury during this whole clown thing and to capture the absolute weirdness of it all.

It Ends(an August theatrical release, according to Wikipedia, that is now available for rent or purchase) is labeled on Apple as a thriller and there are definitely moments of suspense and even terror here, but I think the movie and the story it tells is a lot more “whatever you think it is” than that. Four friends from high school — Tyler (Mitchell Cole), Day (Akira Jackson), Fisher (Noah Toth) and James (Phinehas Yoon) — have gotten together after three of them (all but Tyler) have graduated from college. A drive to drop one of them off leads them to take a road through a forest, one that is not lit, not populated and, Tyler realizes, probably taking them past where they were supposed to turn off. He makes a U-turn, heads back and finds a wall of trees where he’s certain they turned onto the road. As they try to figure out where they are and find phone service, they see and hear movement in the trees around them that quickly turns into a horde of people maniacally running toward them. They get back in the car and speed back down the road.

After all the initial “what is happening,” they start trying to investigate the situation — nobody is hungry or particularly sleepy, which would suggest no passage of time, but the sun rises and sets and when Fisher is injured he starts to heal. They time how long it takes between when they stop the car and the screaming horde shows up. They carefully scan through the radio frequencies. Tyler starts to take quick investigative dashes into the woods. Meanwhile, the combination of fear, boredom and uncertainty leads to a variety of conversations and intragroup relationship dynamics.

This is an existential nightmare? A metaphor for life? A commentary on post-college despair and confusion? I think “sure, could be” is the right answer for all of those things. The play-on-wheels quality is well put together (the story is both claustrophobically all in the car and also in an infinite unknown) and these characters, who we don’t know a whole lot about, are nonetheless very well built in terms of understanding their actions. It’s a compelling watch.

Featured photo: Sense and Sensibility.

The Unhaunting, by Micaiah Johnson

(G.P. Putnam’s Sons, 270 pages)

When I was a kid, each October I scoured the library shelves, looking for children’s books about Halloween, like the new one by LeBron James. It was part of the fun of the spooky season. So it’s delightful to find grown-up Halloween fare, like Micaiah Johnson’s The Unhaunting.

Described by one writer as a cross between the work of Shirley Jackson and Toni Morrison, The Unhaunting signals that this is not your traditional fare with its cover illustration: a spooky-looking house surrounded by creatures that look like bats until you realize they are butterflies — which Johnson later reveals to be moths. The Addams Family this is not. But it’s a genuinely spooky tale about a haunted house, with complex underlying themes (“There is an undercurrent in this book cautioning us to be careful about making a home in institutions or people that love you for the wrong reasons,” the author says in the acknowledgments).

“A house, itself, is nothing. It’s not a shelter until it is sheltering someone. Not a home until it is digesting a family. It is an empty theoretical. A house is a house fire, waiting for its match. A house is a ghost story, waiting for its death,” the novel begins.

The house in The Unhaunting is a two-story Civil-War era home with aged carpet the color of wine, bizarrely wallpapered throughout with scenes of duck hunting. The house has been left to Avery Abernathy after the death of a cousin, and he has convinced his best friend since childhood, Shantell, to move there with him to fix it up.

Avery and Shantell, despite their close bond, couldn’t be more different. Avery comes from money and enjoys a worldview informed by that. Shantell’s worldview is informed by loss. Her father died in military service, her brother was killed by police, and her mother died by suicide. She suffers from anxiety and agoraphobia. She can’t imagine anyone leaving her a whole house: “For Shantell, death had meant debt. Her father’s death had cost them their house in the city, and her mother’s funeral had taken two years to pay off. Imagine getting money when you lose someone. She’d be a millionaire.”

Avery has his own anxieties, including a fear of heights and a complicated relationship with his often unpleasant and sometimes cruel brother, Tobias. But Tobias is a contractor, and so he, too, has been invited to help renovate the house.

As the trio move in and start working on the house, it becomes clear that the house is quite strange and possibly home to one or more ghosts. It has an attic with no visible entry point. Markings on the wall that indicate children’s growth have an unexplained date related to Avery. And a first-person voice that occasionally addresses the reader appears not to be a friendly Casper-like presence but something much more sinister — if we can trust it. (“I’m not used to telling the truth,” the voice says at one point.)

Whatever the being is — it will be a while before its provenance becomes clear — it is evil and smart. Reflecting on Tobias, it says, “There was a time when he would have been my favorite. I’ve always found use for a blunt instrument, and a person with calloused knuckles attached to a damaged heart is capable of nearly anything. But these days I crave encounters more satisfying than ending lives…. Murder is an unsatisfying harvest. It only happens once. Conversion is a bit better; they kill themselves in little ways a million times before the end.”

The appearance of what seems to be a ghost and the disappearance of a swarm of moths that were at the house when Shantell and Avery first arrived don’t drive them away, however. A local tour guide tells them cryptically, “Nothing bad ever happens in the big house,” which seems oddly enough to be true. The old house and its inhabitants seemed to have escaped troubles that had plagued others in the town; even its walls are oddly unmarked under all the wallpaper. Yet when Avery’s girlfriend, Emily, arrives, she remarks, “Oh wow. You weren’t lying about the ghosts. This place is … heavy.”

It is heavy not only with what is happening in real time but what has taken place in the past. We realize that the otherworldly presence has been watching Shantell since long before the day she showed up at the house, that it is obsessed with her, and that the ghosts of slavery still hang over the region. The mystery of the house, as is gradually revealed, is one that was created by design.

“No one comes to a ghost story looking for survivors,” the being that is the narrator says at one point. Similarly, don’t look to a haunted house for a happy ending, but in this case, at least there’s a satisfying one. B+

Featured Photo: The Unhaunting, by Micaiah Johnson

Album Reviews 26/10/22

She Past Away, Mizantrop (Metropolis Records)

The fun-but-depressing part of covering the goth rock sphere is that the artists can come from anywhere in the world but unfortunately it’s hard to tell where sometimes because of all the verisimilitude of the music. Take this duo for example: They’re from Turkey, but they could be from Poughkeepsie if going by the sound alone, but what’s nice is that the lyrics are in Turkish instead of the broken English that usually comes with these packages. I’m sure the verbiage is very deep, at least in that “Well, exactly how deep did Sisters Of Mercy ever get” sort of way, but OK, they do try to emulate early, low-budget Cure and Bauhaus at once; in other words the aesthetic is danceable Fields of the Nephilim all the way, so whatever you’re picturing after knowing the above is probably very close to the reality of it. That being said, there is indeed an exotic ring to this stuff, something melodically unconventional, which is to say it’s not interminably boring although it kind of wants to be. B+

Ronny North, “Snowflakes of Green (Re-Dux)” (Terror Kitty Music)

The holiday tuneage is already starting to fill my inbox, which is a nice change from years past. I do like to give indie artists a chance to make the sugarplums dance in my head, because if someone can’t pull off a decent-enough Christmas song I don’t feel bad smiting them with the old Negan snark-bat, since it might keep them from quitting their day jobs. This here is a special case, given that this L.A.-based hair-metal guitarist’s website’s home page is a giant mystery-meat graphic of the dude that you need to click on before you get to the stuff that looks like something he designed in Alta Vista in 1996, a bunch of blurbs about how Quiet Riot’s drummer and a dozen other industry bit-players think he’s awesome. Anyway, I muttered my Negan incantation: “Little pig, little pig! Let! Me! In!” and clicked the music clicky, and soon enough there was normal happy instrumental Christmas music, bells and jingles at first, but then it became a shred-athon, with North’s guitar completely (no, I mean completely) drowning out the drums and bass (pro tip for bands: don’t do that, not ever), and yes, he shreds like Randy Rhoads, but what am I even supposed to say about a demo tape meant to get this dude a job with Buckcherry or whatever he’s doing? Sorry, but, well, batter up! D-

PLAYLIST

A seriously abridged compendium of recent and future CD releases

• Friday, Oct. 23, comes two days after my birthday, why didn’t you get me anything, but first some analysis. Last month I scribbled a few thoughts about the troubles Ed Sheeran was running into after he fired Macklemore from this year’s tour owing to a political stance (which wasn’t really a political stance, just simply a lose-lose situation that was forced onto Sheeran by peripheral fat cats in the music industry). Now as I write this, the internet’s decided to leave Sheeran alone and chase its latest villain, James Hetfield of Metallica, who made a similar non-statement to a Las Vegas crowd on Oct. 10, to wit: “Metallica is not here, like some other entertainers, to influence you with their [baloney]. OK? We are here … no [baloney] … we’re here to forget about all the outside [baloney], OK?” Now, given that Metallica has no morbidly rich dude dictating whom they can or can’t have as guests on their tour, his wisest move would have been to keep his mouth shut and let people process all the sociopolitical stuff they read on the internet on their own time, so of course the non-statement turned him into the internet’s guest of (dis)honor for days. My own takeaway landed on multiple choice: Either Hetfield was honestly trying to keep “politics” out of his music or he was looking to insert himself into the political conversation, which couldn’t hurt, since the band hasn’t put out a decent album in many years now. Either way, like the Sheeran debacle, the blowback revealed the public’s evolving attitude toward celebrities, or at least the parasocial relationships they have with them. Like it or not, the vintage Frank Zappa quote “Shut up and play your guitar” has never felt more relevant than it does now, but let’s stay on track by discussing Shabazz Palaces, a Seattle-based avant-hip-hop group led by Ishmael Butler, who called himself “Butterfly” when he was in the jazz-rap trio Digable Planets. Their eighth album, It’s a Style Sport, is the full-length followup to 2024’s Exotic Birds of Prey, which had something of an Egyptian feel; this album’s lead single “Ahh World (I Won The Alpha Bet)” sounds appropriately bleeding-edgy and, more importantly, underground, cheaply made but robust, if that makes any sense.

• And the cleverest stage name of ever goes to Canadian indie-glam dude Art d’Ecco, whose sixth album, Scheele’s Green, streets this week. The second single is called “Disappear Here,” and if you want to know exactly what it sounds like, imagine Ric Ocasek of The Cars singing for a band that wants to revive the sound of 1969-era Stooges but with a half-assed saxophone solo. Needless to say there is no new ground broken here.

• In case you have a subscription to Us Weekly and thus an interest in celebrity news, before dating Chrissy Teigen, R&B/soul singer/pianist John Legend was allegedly involved with socialite and musician Wafah Dufour according to various internet news sites, the estranged niece of Osama bin Laden, all of which means literally nothing to people who don’t collect weird factoids. Legend’s new album, Muse, was co-written and produced by Pharrell Williams, including the single “Fireflies,” which features a simple, dark-sounding piano loop that I found pretty neat.

• We’ll wrap up the week with Gus Dapperton, a gender-bending, fashion-allergic bedroom-indie singer from Warwick, N.Y. “Don’t Let Me Down,” the featured single from his new full-length 4 Dear Life, is what you’d hear if Kate Havnevik went yacht-techo, it’s very pretty and completely brainless.

Featured Photo: She Past Away, Mizantrop and Ronny North, “Snowflakes of Green

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