Author: Amy Diaz

The Last Duel (R)

Matt Damon and Adam Driver fight one-on-one but all I’m going to remember is Ben Affleck’s very blond hair in The Last Duel, a movie that takes, like, two hours and 32 minutes to say “gaaah, the patriarchy, amirite?”

Which, yes, movie, gaah, the patriarchy. Thanks for really underlining this one example. See also most of recorded history, which this movie doesn’t seem to think I’m aware of.

For a movie this long and full of Stuff, it has a rather simple plot. Ambitious blowhard Jacques Le Gris (Adam Driver) rapes Marguerite de Carrouges (Jodie Comer), wife of ambitious blowhard (but not as good at it) knight Sir Jean de Carrouges (Matt Damon), in medieval-times France (1386). We see the incident and a lot of context around it from each person’s perspective — first de Carrouges, then Le Gris and then Marguerite. (We are forced to see the actual assault twice. Even though one time is supposed to be from Le Gris’ perspective, I don’t think the movie ever really tries to convince us that we’re not watching a violent and unwanted encounter.) The two men paint themselves as the blameless hero of their versions. In Marguerite’s version, which the movie tells us is the truth (but also even from the men’s own point of views we can guess as much), we get the unvarnished picture of just how unpleasant life is for Marguerite in particular and women in general.

The movie is bookended by the actual duel between de Carrouges (who is demanding “justice” for the wrong which, as he sees it, was done to him) and Le Gris, where the winner will be presumed to be the truthful party about the charge. If de Carrouges loses, Marguerite will be judged as having lied about the assault and will be burned to death. To get us to the big duel, the movie jumps around a lot in time as it shows us the men’s relationship over the years and their dealings with Pierre d’Alencon (Ben Affleck), their nobleman boss. He takes a shine to Le Gris and deeply dislikes de Carrouges, both on a personal level and for his assorted military failures. Le Gris clearly prizes his relationship with d’Alencon, which wins him prestige and property, but he also has a longstanding friendship with de Carrouges.

I’m not entirely sure what the movie thinks it’s doing with the long setup between de Carrouges, d’Alencon and Le Gris. D’Alencon is painted as a prosperous and powerful man who gives in to his every whim (many of his scenes would put Game of Thrones to shame with their sexposition) and who has a wife who knows her role and plays it and probably isn’t d’Alencon’s biggest fan. Le Gris seems to think of himself as cultured and sensible but is also vain and petty — not as petty, though, as de Carrouges. De Carrouges is desperate for respect and position but is brittle, unlikeable, not terribly bright and has absolutely no social intelligence. I think the movie maybe thinks it’s putting us on de Carrouges’ and Le Gris’ sides during their versions (or at least giving them layers) but there is never really a point when any of these people is presented as all that complex or compelling or as having any kind of self-awareness.

Marguerite is painted as a smart, well-read woman who gets stuck with her unpleasant husband due to some poor choices by her father and is at her happiest when de Carrouges is off losing battles in Scotland and she’s running the estate well enough to afford a fancy new dress. But even when she isn’t saddled with de Carrouges’ company, she’s stuck dealing with his bitter mother (Harriet Walter).

Look, this movie bugged me, presenting some obvious observations about gender politics as though they were blindingly brilliant insights and taking minutes and minutes to give us information about characters when small moments and details would have done it better and smarter. But. But there is a dark sense of, well, not humor exactly but maybe wit in the dialogue and in some elements of the story — which I credit to Nicole Holofcener, who co-wrote this movie with Damon and Affleck. Holofcener, writer of movies like Can You Ever Forgive Me? and Enough Said and Please Give, is really good at moments between characters and little details that give us insight into someone. There is some of that here — often drowned out, like a sea of ranch dressing smothering a few slices of cucumber, by a bunch of just dumb business with, like, de Carrouges’ pride or Le Gris’s self-importance or every single thing to do with d’Alencon. Actually, I kind of enjoyed all the Affleck d’Alencon stuff. It’s such an Affleck-y performance (with such a hilarious hair/beard situation), so entertainingly, goofily sleazy. I don’t know about anybody else, but Affleck seems to be enjoying himself.

Doing actual good work is Comer, managing to present a recognizable human person in the medieval garb. She brought something to what could have been a real cardboard cutout role, particularly in the scenes where we’re seeing the two men’s versions of her. Even then we manage to see the person and her thoughts that they’re not picking up on.

The Last Duel is frustrating. It is way way too long for what it’s doing. It’s very impressed with itself for some real “book report written the night before it’s due” level examination of issues. And the performances by its trio of male actors are frequently daffy. But some of that daffiness is purposeful, I think, and it’s in those moments when the movie is, if not enjoyable exactly, quite watchable. C+

Rated R for strong violence including sexual assault, some graphic nudity, and language, according to the MPA on filmratngs.com. Directed by Ridley Scott with a screenplay by Nicole Holofcener & Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, The Last Duel is two hours and 32 minutes long and distributed by Twentieth Century Studios in theaters.

Halloween Kills (R)

Jamie Lee Curtis returns as Laurie Strode in Halloween Kills, the latest in a franchise that feels like it’s run out of ideas.

Actually, Jamie Lee Curtis largely gives us Laurie from a hospital bed, where she ended up due to a stab in the gut received in the last entry of this series (2018’s Halloween, which is available for rent or purchase and via Hulu and Sling TV). Sometimes Laurie is even unconscious. File this under “nice work if you can get it” and full respect to Jamie Lee Curtis for saying I’m going to stay in bed for a chunk of this one.

As you may dimly recall, Halloween ended with Laurie, her daughter Karen (Judy Greer) and Karen’s daughter Allyson (Andi Matichak) trapping Michael Myers (James Jude Courtney and Nick Castle, credited on IMDb as The Shape), the mask-wearing knife-wielding extremely-serial killer, in the basement of her fortified cabin, which was then on fire. And thus dies Michael.

Ha.

Because they haven’t seen the previous movies, in this outing, firefighters arrive at Laurie’s house to put out the fire and are then, naturally, murdered gruesomely as a freed Michael sets out to continue his evening of ambling menacingly and murder. We also get some glimpses back at 1978 and the original spate of killings to weave in stories of the now late-middle-age survivors and cops including Officer Hawkins (Will Patton), Lindsey (Kyle Richards) and Marion (Nancy Stephens). Allyson’s boyfriend, Cameron (Dylan Arnold), and his father, Lonnie (Robert Longstreet), who had a run-in with Myers back in the day, are also mixed up in the night of murder, which is still Halloween. Tommy decides that enough is enough and riles up the townsfolk with the easily chantable “evil dies tonight” call to action to hunt down and kill Michael Myers once and for all.

Ha.

There are a couple of instances in this movie of people saying that Michael Myers isn’t a normal man, he has strength beyond a mere mortal. In how it portrays Myers, the movie goes way beyond that into “completely unkillable by any means” — and here lies the problem. If nothing can kill Myers and you can never really get away from him, then where’s the tension? There isn’t even much question of how Myers is going to kill everybody because popping up behind them and stabbing them is almost always the answer. The 2018 Halloween seemed to deal with this by adding in some making fun of true crime podcasts and by giving Laurie a hand-built arsenal to fight Myers with (though, looking back at my review, I say that it’s still mostly stab-centric). Here, the only new idea seems to be “what if a bunch of people tried to kill Michael Myers at once” and something that feels like “yada yada mob anger, point TK” but even that feels only half-heartedly applied, what with lots of instances of a group of people going to search for Myers and then approaching him one by one. (Also, this mob attempts to hunt a known slasher largely with baseball bats as their primary weapon. It’s a weird choice.)

The best part of Halloween Kills is its extremely retro visuals (from the font of the title cards to all the cars and wardrobe choices that would feel right at home in the late 1970s) and score. It creates a mood, sets out the building blocks of familiar movie and story-telling elements and even manages to get some actors doing solid horror-movie work (including some moments when it seems to have a little fun with some one-scene slashee characters). I just wish Halloween Kills would do something more exciting, energetic, unexpected, funny or even goofy with its premise and characters. C

Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout, grisly images, language and some drug use, according to the MPA on filmratings.com. Directed by David Gordan Green and written by Scott Teems & Danny McBride & David Gordan Green, Halloween Kills is an hour and 45 minutes long and is distributed by Universal Studios in theaters and via Peacock.

FILM

Venues

Bank of NH Stage in Concord
16 S. Main St., Concord
225-1111, banknhstage.com

Chunky’s Cinema Pub
707 Huse Road, Manchester; 151 Coliseum Ave., Nashua; 150 Bridge St., Pelham, chunkys.com

The Flying Monkey
39 Main St., Plymouth
536-2551, flyingmonkeynh.com

The Music Hall
28 Chestnut St., Portsmouth
436-2400, themusichall.org

O’neil Cinemas
24 Calef Hwy., Epping
679-3529, oneilcinemas.com

Red River Theatres
11 S. Main St., Concord
224-4600, redrivertheatres.org

Rex Theatre
23 Amherst St., Manchester
668-5588, palacetheatre.org

Wilton Town Hall Theatre
40 Main St., Wilton
wiltontownhalltheatre.com, 654-3456

Shows

• A Nightmare on Elm Street (R, 1984) on Thursday, Oct. 21, 7 p.m. at the Rex Theatre. Tickets cost $10 ($8 with student ID).

• Frenzy (1972) screening on Thursday, Oct. 21, at 7 p.m. at Red River Theatres in Concord.

• Halloween (R, 1978) Thursday, Oct. 21, at 7 p.m. at the Music Hall. Tickets cost $15.

• 21+ Trivia Night for Rocky Horror Picture Show at Chunky’s in Manchester on Thursday, Oct. 21, at 7:30 p.m. Reserve a seat with the purchase of a $5 food voucher.

• The Velvet Underground (R, 2021) screening at Red River Theatres, Friday, Oct. 22, through Sunday, Oct. 24, at 1, 4 & 7 p.m.

• Bergman Island (R, 2021) (R, 2021) screening at Red River Theatres, Friday, Oct. 22, through Sunday, Oct. 24, at 4:30 p.m.

• Lamb (R, 2021) screening at Red River Theatres, Friday, Oct. 22, through Sunday, Oct. 24, at 1:30 & 7:30 p.m.

• On the Beach (1959) screening Friday, Oct. 22, and Saturday, Oct. 23, at 7:30 p.m. at Wilton Town Hall Theatre.

• Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) Friday, Oct. 22, and Saturday, Oct. 23, at 7:30 p.m. at Wilton Town Hall Theatre.

• Fire Shut Up In My Bones — The Met Opera Live at the Bank of NH Stage in Concord on Saturday, Oct. 23, at 12:55 p.m. Tickets cost $26.

• Huckleberry Finn (1974), a musical adaptation, on Saturday, Oct. 23, at 2 p.m. at Wilton Town Hall Theatre.

• Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone (PG, 2001) at Chunky’s in Manchester and Nashua on Saturday, Oct. 23, at 6:30 p.m. and Sunday, Oct. 24, at 6 p.m. Dressing in costume is encouraged.

• The Bridges of Madison County (PG-13, 1995) as well as the presentation of a new documentary film, at Wilton Town Hall Theatre on Sunday, Oct. 24, at 2 p.m.

• Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (G, 1971) on Sunday, Oct. 24, at 3 p.m. at the Rex Theatre in Manchester. Tickets $12.

• Beetlejuice (PG, 1988) at O’neil Cinemas in Epping with multiple screenings Monday, Oct. 25, through Thursday, Oct. 28. $5.

• The Great Gatsby (PG-13, 2013) Baz Luhrmann’s high-energy take at Rex Theatre on Tuesday, Oct. 26, at 7 p.m. Tickets cost $12.

Vintage railroad melodramas

The New Hampshire Telephone Museum will present two train-focused silent films on Sunday, Oct. 24, at 2 p.m. at the Warner Town Hall in Warner. See The West-Bound Limited (1923), starring Ella Hall (pictured), and Transcontinental Limited (1926) with live musical accompaniment by Jeff Rapsis. Tickets cost $10; see nhtelephonemuseum.org.

Featured photo: The Last Duel. Courtesy photo.

No Time To Die (PG-13)

Daniel Craig appears to be having some actual fun as James Bond in the long pandemic-delayed No Time To Die, allegedly his last time out as the character.

I’ll admit that at some point fairly early in this movie I stopped trying to follow the plot and decided to just enjoy the ride — the zippy European cars, the well-choreographed fights, the handsome Daniel Craig. And I think that’s fine; something about Craig’s performance here is looser and more energetic than, say, Spectre, this movie’s predecessor from 2015. The movie doesn’t need you to think very hard about who this guy is and how he’s connected to that guy from the previous movie to be in and enjoy the moment. Craig’s performance plays into this; he sells some of the jokes and dry humor of Bond better than in previous movies. He gets more fight scenes that seem to have some visual wit and show off his super agent abilities without making him seem like an unharmable robot. When Ana de Armas shows up as an agent on a mission with Bond, she feels just right, just this side of silly, and with a kind of buddy/mentor-mentee/fan chemistry with Bond.

Also, the plot here, like the plot of so many Bond movies, is kind of a jumble of: ridiculously fortified yet easy to breach compounds, shadowy people pulling the strings, not one but three villains, at least two shadowy international organizations whose evil scheme is overly complicated, strife within and between intelligence agencies, moments when Bond has to Go It Alone and a song by a current big deal pop star (Billie Eilish). All the standard Bond stuff. The movie has nice little callbacks to this-iteration-of-Bond characters past, like Vesper (Eva Green) and original M (Judi Dench). There are some fun surprises that aren’t super surprising, there are some fun shots of Bond in beach locales.

More specifically (but still very roughly): The movie opens with Bond and Madeleine Swan (Léa Seydoux), his love interest from Spectre (and yes I did have to look that up because vague familiarity is all that registered for me), on a sunny holiday in some sunny seaside European town. Actually, the movie opens with a flashback of a traumatic event from Madeleine’s childhood and then the sunny European vacation, all cars on cliffside roads and swanky hotels. But then Bond is nearly killed — first by a bomb and then by a bunch of hitmen, one of whom helpfully drives a motorcycle, allowing him to get kicked off his motorcycle and Bond to do some fun motorcycle stunts. Spectre is behind this, which he knows because they have literally left a card with their symbol on it, and Bond is certain that Madeleine is working for them and has helped to trap him. He decides to trust her just enough to get her safely on a train but not enough to ever see her again.

Five years later, Bond seems just fine with his new retirement life in what I think is Jamaica when American CIA agent Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright, always fun) shows up to tempt him into One More Mission. Felix and the CIA but not British intelligence are looking for a scientist, Obruchev (David Dencik), who has developed a scary weapon and was kidnapped from/sold-out MI 6 (or maybe a little of both). They think Spectre has him in Cuba and they know that Bond is still hot to bring down Spectre, still in operation even though big boss Blofeld (Christoph Waltz) is in prison. Bond isn’t interested — or at least he isn’t that interested until a lady whom Wikipedia tells me is named Nomi (Lashana Lynch) seems to pick Bond up at a club but is really just there to tell him that she’s MI 6 and that he needs to stay out of this whole Cuba/Obruchev thing. Naturally, that’s when Bond decides to get involved.

(Without giving away too much about Nomi — like the reason why I didn’t remember her name — she adds a really fun element to the story and becomes a strong part of the adventure.)

It’s not important to know too much more going in. My favorite Bond Scooby gang of M (Ralph Fiennes), Moneypenny (Naomie Harris), Q (Ben Whishaw) and Bill Tanner (Rory Kinnear) is back. We get the assistant to the regional manager villain in the form of Primo (Dali Benssalah), who occasionally tips over the line into goofy but it’s fine. In addition to Blofeld, we get another Big Bad in a character played by Rami Malek. There are some fun locations — aforementioned vacation Europe, London of course, Jamaica, Cuba, a forest in northern Europe, a no-holds-barred bad guy lair that combines an almost futuristic minimalism with mid-century Soviet stylings, on an island.

What else could you want from a Bond movie? This movie is two hours and 43 minutes long and I saw it in (totally unnecessary) 3D and I still had fun.

Maybe Craig was struck with some “leave it all out on the field” burst of excitement for this character, maybe this movie leaned in to all the best parts of Bond and wasn’t encumbered by trying to build some ongoing story, maybe that Bond documentary available via Apple (Being James Bond — it’s about 45 minutes long and worth a watch) actually helped me get excited about the franchise again. Whatever combination of movie magic and the pandemic-related drought of big event movies gave this movie its sparkle, the result is a long but highly watchable mix of action and nostalgia helmed by a thoroughly engaging leading man — and a solid final chapter to an overall strong run of Bond films. B+

Rated PG-13 for sequences of violence and action, some disturbing images, brief strong language and some suggestive material, according to the MPA on filmratings.com. Directed by Cary Joji Fukunaga with a screenplay by Neal Purvis & Robert Wade and Cary Joji Fukunaga and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, No Time To Die is two hours and 43 minutes long and is distributed in theaters by MGM. Want more Craig as Bond? The four previous films — 2006’s Casino Royale, 2008’s Quantum of Solace, 2012’s Skyfall and 2015’s Spectre — are all available to rent or own. Spectre and Skyfall are also streaming on Hulu. Paramount + currently has Skyfall.

FILM

Venues

Bank of NH Stage in Concord
16 S. Main St., Concord
225-1111, banknhstage.com

Chunky’s Cinema Pub
707 Huse Road, Manchester; 151 Coliseum Ave., Nashua; 150 Bridge St., Pelham, chunkys.com

The Music Hall
28 Chestnut St., Portsmouth
436-2400, themusichall.org

O’neil Cinemas
24 Calef Hwy., Epping
679-3529, oneilcinemas.com

Red River Theatres
11 S. Main St., Concord
224-4600, redrivertheatres.org

The Strand
20 Third St., Dover
343-1899, thestranddover.com

Shows

• Poltergeist (PG, 1982) part of the Film Frenzy $5 Classics series at O’neil Cinemas with multiple daily screenings through Thursday, Oct. 14.

• House on Haunted Hill (1959) screening on Thursday, Oct. 14, at 7 p.m. at Red River Theatres.

• Night of the Creeps (R, 1986) at The Strand on Thursday, Oct. 14, 7 p.m. Tickets cost $6.

• Small Engine Repair(R, 2021) screening at The Music Hall in Portsmouth on Thursday, Oct. 14, at 7 p.m. Tickets cost $15.

• 21+ Trivia Night for Hocus Pocus at Chunky’s in Manchester on Thursday, Oct. 14, at 7:30 p.m. Reserve a seat with the purchase of a $5 food voucher.

• Bergman Island (R, 2021) screening at Red River Theatres Friday, Oct. 15, and Saturday, Oct. 16, at 1, 4, & 7 p.m. and Sunday Oct. 17, at 4 and 7 p.m.

• Lamb (R, 2021) at Red River Theatre Friday, Oct. 15, through Sunday, Oct. 17, at 1:30 and 7:30 p.m.

• I’m Your Man (R, 2021) screening at Red River Theatres Friday, Oct. 15, through Sunday, Oct. 17, at 4:30 p.m.

• Beetlejuice (PG, 1986) screening at The Strand on Friday, Oct. 15, 7 p.m. Tickets cost $6.

• Dead Alive (R, 1992) screening at The Strand in Dover on Friday, Oct. 15, 9 p.m. Tickets cost $6.

• Falling For Figaro (NR, 2020) screening at The Music Hall on Saturday, Oct. 16, at 7 p.m. Tickets cost $15.

• Disney Zombies (TV-G, 2018) at The Strand on Saturday, Oct. 16, 3 p.m. Tickets cost $6.

• Raphaell Revealed (NR, 2020) screening at Red River Theatres on Sunday, Oct. 17, at 1 p.m.

• National Theatre Live Cyrano de Bergerac, a broadcast of a play from London’s National Theatre, screening at the Bank of NH Stage on Sunday, Oct. 17, at 12:30 p.m. Tickets $15 ($12 for students).

• Frankenweenie (PG, 2012) at the Rex Theatre on Sunday, Oct. 17, at 7 p.m. with a portion of the proceeds going to Motley Mutts Rescue. Tickets cost $12.

• The Shining (R, 1980) part of the Film Frenzy $5 Classics series at O’neil Cinemas with multiple screenings Monday, Oct. 18, through Thursday, Oct. 21.

• The Nightmare Before Christmas (PG, 1993) at the Rex Theatre on Monday, Oct. 18, at 7 p.m.

Tickets cost $12.

The Silence of the Lambs

Fathom Events will hold 30th anniversary screenings of 1991’s The Silence of the Lambs from director Jonathan Demme starring Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins on Sunday, Oct. 17, and Wednesday, Oct. 20. The film will screen at Cinemark Rockingham Park in Salem at 3 p.m. and Regal Fox Run in Newington at 3 and 7 p.m. on Oct. 17 and at both theaters on Oct. 20 at 7 p.m. Get tickets via Fathom at fathomevents.com.

Featured photo: No Time To Die. Courtesy photo.