Melissa Auf der Maur, BASS WOMB ROOM: My ‘90s 4-Track Demos x Field Recordings (Envision Records)
Pointless postmodern self-indulgence ahoy, cripes do I not have the stomach for this, not that I enjoy sounding like a Jordan Peterson-worshipping fuddy-duddy which, I assure you, I am not. I’m not saying this Canadian-born ’90s-indie It girl hasn’t racked up a formidable resumé over the years, having toured with and played bass for Hole and Smashing Pumpkins, but I fail to see the point in this collection of tuneage that’s basically an aural diary for her own amusement. What have we even got here: A recording of a leisurely Hole crowd-warmup in which Courtney Love babbles something (“Courtney Chimes In”); a Captain Beefheart-flavored exhibition of off-key vocals and instrumentation (“Desire Is Critical”); a tiresome two-note display of bass effects whose time is kept by a dripping faucet (“Water Wars”); a Throbbing Lobster-begging noise loop from a Pumpkins show (“Bill Seoul Crowd”) and other self-congratulatory nonsense. I really don’t know if there’s a selling point to any of this at all except to maybe a Hole/Smashing Pumpkins completist. F
Soft Cell, Danceteria (Republic of Music Records)
Kids today would be amazed at the plethora of entry-level jobs that were available to us older folks back in the 1980s. Let’s see, there was restaurant work, oddball manufacturing positions, and telemarketing for starters, and for the brave few who wanted to learn COBOL and BASIC, data entry jobs. I was a manufacturing flunky doing all sorts of awful tasks as the New Wave dawned, and my memories of this U.K. band’s then-alternative-radio hit “Tainted Love” are all blue-collar work-related and awful; none of the hoodlums I hung out with would have been caught dead voluntarily listening to it on the radio, but over the years my tastes have evolved to where I lump this band in with Pet Shop Boys, which means I like them just fine as synth-poppers go. This will be Soft Cell’s last album; original co-founder Dave Ball passed in 2025, which leaves singer Marc Almond not wanting to continue the operation but nevertheless desiring to go out with a bang. The vibe derives from the hedonistic Manhattan club scene of the group’s heyday, where they hobnobbed with the likes of Andy Warhol and Madonna, an atmosphere captured succinctly in the pure disco, vocoder-affected title track. Thus it goes, with things like “The Space Inside,” a sad-blissy krautrock-oriented joint, and its twin, “Times Square,” and on and on. This could have come out in the ’80s, which is both the good and the bad news. F
PLAYLIST
A seriously abridged compendium of recent and future CD releases
• This week’s all-in CD-release Friday falls on Sept. 11; hopefully we’ll have some good music to cover this week (hope does spring regardless of the stubbornly repeated precedent that’s been in place of late), so anyway, as I’ve groused about a zillion times now, I’m on basically every music industry-related spam list in existence, which this year includes the one for the U.S.-based Unsigned Only Music Awards, a yearly event whose deadline for 2025 submissions passed a couple of months ago, but it’d be something for bands to keep in mind for next year; you’ll be able to sign up for the 2026 competition sometime in December by visiting unsignedonly.com, where you can enter as many songs as you want as long as you’re willing to cough up a $25 entry fee for each one (if you’re under 18, you’ll need a parent’s signature). Of course, usually such things are nothing but scammy, meme-worthy nonsense meant to line the pockets of sketchy industry outsiders, but this one is real: This year’s artist of the year was the first blues-man ever to win, Artur Menezes, a Brazilian guitarist based in Los Angeles, and the judges this year included Aimee Mann and The Cure’s Robert Smith. Since it’s a legitimate affair, I was interested in knowing how they’d be handling “AI artists,” meaning I was hoping they’d simply ignore them as they should, regardless of the fact that AI is holding the sword of Damocles over the entire world’s economy (industry player Anthropic recently announced that their “addressable target market” is $30 trillion, basically the same size as the United States’ gross domestic product, in case you were wondering how catastrophic the next stock market crash is going to be). With regard to that stuff, people in charge of these awards do prohibit the use of AI-generated vocals, instrumental performances, or live accompaniments, but they do allow the use of AI tools for production support (e.g., mixing assistance, mastering, or sound design) and songwriting (melodies, chord progressions, lyrics, and arrangements). Personally I’m OK with the first part of that but not the second, but admittedly the reality is that no one could reliably detect an AI-written song if the artist gussied it up enough, and that’s something we’re all going to have to live with going forward. If anything it’ll be a net positive, given that there’ll be far fewer popular songs that sound too much like something that’s been done before, and speaking of that, Welsh indie rockers The Tubs have a new LP out this week titled Hard Life, whose single is “Who’s Gonna Love You Now,” which sounds like someone asked an AI to make a tune that sounds like a cross between Elvis Costello, Imagine Dragons and New Order; it’s as unexciting but mildly listenable as it looks.
• Wow, we haven’t chatted about U.K.-based art-punk legends Bloc Party in a while, have we? You know them from their 20-year-old Police-nicking hit “Banquet”; their newest album, Anatomy Of A Brief Romance, features the single “Coming On Strong,” a robotically danceable number with a bassy, pretty neat rubber-band beat.
• This Is Lorelei is the stage name of Vermont singer Nate Amos. His band’s new full-length is The Singer In My Band; the single “Billy Came Back” does nothing for me but it might do for you if you always wanted to hear an Aughts-aware version of Guster. They’ll be at The Sinclair in Cambridge, Mass., on Nov. 2.
• Last of all is London, U.K., electronic afro-funk octet Ibibio Sound Machine with their sixth album, Chopping Mountain. Leadoff single “Concept Of Love” is a club banger composed of wub-wub, ’70s soul vocals and a big fat horn section, it’s awesome.
Featured Photo: Stryper, Throne Of Thorns and Brennan Wedl, Brennan Wedl
