(Restless Books, 292 pages)
Sofi Stambo was born in Bulgaria and now lives in New York, which is about all anybody seems to know about her, given that her website is down (as of this writing) and the biographical information about her on the internet is scant.
That said, we know from her debut collection of short stories that Stambo is a very good student of the human condition and, from the title of a forthcoming novel, This Train Has Sailed, that she has a fine sense of irony and a very good agent. Which makes her story collection, People Who Live Alone Talk Too Much, very low-risk in terms of your time. In fact, some of the stories here — 34 in all — take less than 10 minutes to read but will stick in your memory much longer than that. Others read more like journal entries than fiction.
Take, for example, “”I Stepped on a Cat,” in which the narrator says, “I started learning English when I was six, and here I am in Brooklyn, and I am still faking it.” It’s a short and lyrical account of a child trying to learn English, “a language not a single Bulgarian villager spoke, that no one in the house understood.” As the only English speaker in the house, it fell to her to translate pirated English-language movies shown via videotape on a TV that was always breaking. As for the dialogue, “I made it all up, and as long as I kept talking simultaneously with the actors and in sentences of similar length, no one complained.”
Fast-moving and irritatingly illustrated with sketches by Yana Mihaylova that are serviceable but do nothing to improve the reader’s experience, the collection skips from interactions in diners to offices to parking lots, most set in the boroughs of New York with a rotating cast of immigrants or the children of immigrants.
In “Ponchicki for the Fine Ladies of Queens,” the narrator is envious of her coworker at the travel agency who “is constantly hungry and forever chewing on something” and who talks lovingly to her boyfriend at lunch about what they’re eating, in hearing range of the rest of the staff: “We don’t have boyfriends, we have husbands, and they don’t care what we eat for lunch, only about what they’ll get for dinner.”
The workers book their clients’ trips to exotic places even though they themselves hardly ever leave Queens. One day a vivacious visitor comes through the door, bearing a box of ponchicki, a type of pastry from Poland. “He shared his strong belief that you must never go anywhere empty-handed and should always bring food with you. It breaks language barriers, and people are generally nicer to you when you feed them.” The women are enchanted. The visitor, however, ultimately serves to highlight the dullness of their everyday existence, in the same way that their love-smitten colleague did.
In “Spying in Manhattan Diners,” a couple sit in a classic Greek diner, observing the clientele and the manager, who, as at virtually any New York diner, is the 20-something son of the owner, “a little bit on the short side, has been to the gym three or four times this week already, and is clearly a fan of the protein shake diet, which makes him brave enough to wear a tight red shirt. You can’t say for sure if it is the protein shake and/or the occasional line of coke, but he repeats everything he says. His name of course is George. It’s always George.”
The titular story, “People Who Live Alone Talk Too Much,” again plumbs the mind-numbing routine of office work, this time for three young women who look from their cubicle windows down on the Hudson River, as a cruise ship passes by at the same time every week. The narrator longs for the adventures experienced by the people on the ship while she slogs through her workday with one coworker obsessed with lucky numbers and another who insists that she has unlucky letters of the alphabet. (“Would you believe it if I told you that in the same year, I had problems with my Cat, and my Carpet, and my Ceiling? … Cat completely ruined my Carpet. The doctor said she had Cancer, are you following the trend? Not only did she die, but on Columbus Day.”)
The best short stories startle us or tickle us and often contain one or more threads that lead us back to our own lives. In “Goods,” Stambo reminds us of our own grandmothers, as the narrator follows an elderly Asian woman who looks like her deceased grandmother, in order to temporarily experience the illusion that her beloved Baba Borka is still alive. With a few succinct vignettes we see this grandmother grow older, her eyelids growing heavier “as if she carried too many memories there,” and eventually pass on, leaving to her granddaughter a handmade dress that she wears proudly until she realizes that it will cease to exist, like her grandmother, if she keeps washing it. (Stambo has a soft spot for grandmothers in general; in her acknowledgments, she says “this book is for the grandmothers who took care of us while our parents were working, who taught us the songs and poems we still know by heart. When we were bored, they read us a book.”)
Some of the stories with the best titles don’t rise to their promise: “How to Blow Your Nose in English,” for example. Conversely, the curtly named “Lists” is a delight, particularly for anyone who frequently makes shopping lists but arrives home missing several things that were critically needed but somehow didn’t make the list. (“On the bright side, we are out of bread but we have pasta. We are out of toothpaste but we are really good on toilet paper. We are actually great on toilet paper.”)
Overall, it’s an uneven collection that is charming in places; the more affection you have for New York and its eccentricities, the more charmed you will be. B
Featured Photo: People Who Live Alone Talk Too Much, by Sofi Stambo
