Sunny Sips

What to drink this summer

By John Fladd
jfladd@hippopress.com

Summer provides another season, another reason for making some new sipping choices. It’s easy to fall back on drinking habits and not explore new drinks that might be right up your alley.

Emma Stetson thinks you should think about trying some new wines. She is the owner of Wine on Main in Concord and holds WSET (Wine Spirits Education Trust) Level Three certification in wine and spirits. A good place to start exploring, she said, is with rosés.

“For me,” she said, “the first thing that comes to mind for summer wines is rosé. It’s such a seasonal drink. It originated kind of in the Mediterranean, especially in France for the summers and people who are in their boats and who are looking for something with fresh acidity and very light and dry and clean and classic to enjoy even like with lunch or in the afternoon in those warm areas. It’s something very seasonal, so usually the freshest batch of rosé — which is 2024 now — you start seeing those come out around April and then they start disappearing again about September. They say it’s rosé season when the boats go in the water and when they come out of the water it ends.” (To clarify: “boats” in this case are yachts, not fishing boats.)

“Some people think that rosés are sweet,” Stetson said. ”That’s a misconception that people come to us with. I feel like white zinfandel gave rosé a bad rep because it’s a pink, sticky, sweet drink. But most rosés are dry and light and elegant, more along the lines of a white wine.”

Stetson also suggested that wine adventurers keep an open mind and think about wine cocktails.

“My husband and I traveled to Portugal last summer, and the best summer drink that we came home with is the Porto Tonic. You think of port being like a fortified, robust offering that you might enjoy like in front of the fire or something in the wintertime. But in warmer months, if you go to Portugal, everybody drinks the Porto Tonic. You start with lots of ice, tonic water, an orange slice, and then a kind of a port floater. They usually use white port, but you can use anything. We really like it with tawny port. It’s kind of like a spritz, if you will, kind of like a play on the gin and tonic or the Aperol spritz, but with port.”

Emma Stetson’s summer wine recommendations

“Mont Gravet Rosé is made just outside of Provence, France. It’s totally delicious, very light, very easy drinking and clean,” Stetson said.

“Artigiano Rosé is a rosé of Montepulciano from Italy — Montepulciano being the grape. That one’s fun. It’s still dry and relatively light in the glass, but just a little bit more flavorful. There’s like a little bit more strawberry and watermelon [flavors] for you to sink your teeth into. It’s just drinking phenomenally right now.” (750 ml, $13.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets)

“Any aromatic dry white wine is great,” Stetson said. “I love vinho verde in the summertime. That is a little bit lighter in alcohol too. It’s from a region in northern Portugal. Vinho verde is the grape that the wine is named after, but it’s become synonymous with a style of wine. What they do is they stop fermentation before all of the sugar has transformed into alcohol. They’re not extremely sweet, but there is a little bit of natural sugar left behind. They are just very appealing and easy drinking in the afternoons.” (Bicudo Vinho Verde, 750 ml, is $13.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.)

Emma Round owns Unwined Wine Bar in Milford. She’s also a fan of rosés in warm weather.

“As soon as I think about the summer,” Round said, “I think about ‘porch pounders.’ I think about rosés, I think easy-drinking, light, bright, breezy wines that we can enjoy with the amazing seafood we have here in New England. For me a ‘porch pounder’ is something that’s easy-drinking, with medium to high acidity, very smooth forward — something that is better drunk alone. You don’t need food for it. You don’t need it to be complex. You want it to be easy drinking.”

An additional advantage for that type of wine, Round said, is its affordability. “Something that we have to be very conscious of currently is economics,” she said. “We are in an economic downturn, so we want to drink affordably. We want to have the best-quality products for a lower price.”

Robert Waite, owner of Averill House Vineyard in Brookline, has an out-of-the-box summer wine suggestion: wine slushies, which he serves at his vineyard during the summer. Imagine a drink of ice granules and syrup from a convenience store, but made with good-quality wine.

“We make wine slushies with a red or a white wine every day,” Waite said. “And then the customer also has the ability to have the two blended and we call that a Zebra. So that’s always kind of fun and the flavors change from week to week, depending on which type of wine we’re using.” Averill House has been using South African wines in its white slushies recently. “They are really fun,” Waite said. “And then on the red side we have a couple that work really well. One of them is an aged blueberry wine that is aged with oak. We actually make it both ways, a sweet and a dry, but the dry is what we would use in the slushy. Because what happens is when you get the ice, any sweetness that’s in the wine itself is enhanced by the ice.”

The wine slushies go extremely well with food, Waite said, but obviously not anything that takes itself too seriously. “We usually have a couple of different things to serve with them,” he said, “”but one of the fun things that we offer is a tasting board that is wine chips. They’re actually potato chips that are created specifically to enhance the flavors of wine. That’s kind of fun because you’ve got a sweet component inside the wine and then you’ve got a seasoned and salty combination with the chips.”

Krista Fisher’s summer cocktail recommendations

You’ve got company, but it’s been raining all week: “If you’re staying inside, pop a bottle of prosecco. People love that,” Fisher said. “The sound of the pop of a cork is an instant party. Whether it’s raining out or not, it’s going to put people in that mood. A great cocktail to add to that to is a French 75. That’s my go-to for a cocktail. Bubbly, lemony, a little bit of gin. You could jazz it up any way you want.”

It’s been hot and dry and you’ve been gardening: “You want something like a John Daly, like what they drink on a golf course. It has fresh iced tea, fresh lemonade, vodka and fresh mint. It’s light, and when the glass sweats, it makes you thirsty,” Fisher said.

The kids have been driving you crazy all day and they’re finally out of your hair for an hour or so: “For this, you’d better make it bold and quick, right? So a nice whiskey sour. This is a good way to use brown liquors or bourbons in a more spring or summer way. Again, fresh lemon juice, a little bit of simple [syrup], and a cherry on top.”

Wine is clearly delicious and a solid summer drinking option, but when you picture sitting on a porch on a summer evening, it’s probably beer that comes to mind. Is there a difference between summer beers and ones you might drink when it’s cold outside?

Brian Link and Camaron Carter have put a lot of thought into that.

Link and Carter are the owners of the Sunstone Brewing Co. in Londonderry and, like many microbrewers, they brew different types of beer depending on the season. This summer they’ve been thinking a lot about pineapples.

“It’s one of those things where pineapples are great this time of year,” Link said. “They are super refreshing. We kind of always make a small batch of something to test it out.” One of these test batches was called Pineapple Express, which sold out almost immediately. “It flew,” Link said. “It only lasted for about a weekend.”

Traditionally, Link said, summer beers tend to be lighter — lighter in color, lighter in flavor, and lower in alcohol. At the moment, he said, Sunstone is looking at brewing something called a Saison beer. “It’s kind of light,” he said, “with an alcohol level of about five percent. It will have some fresh ginger, lavender and coriander in it. It’s going to be a nice, light, refreshing summer beer. Another thing we’re thinking of doing is a hefeweizen [a German-style beer made mostly with wheat instead of barley], which is a nice light beer. It’s got a lot of flavor, it’ll have a lot of citrus to it, it’ll be very bright and easy to drink.”

Carter said summer is a good time for brewers and beer drinkers to explore fruit beers.

“Our next sour is going to be mai tai-inspired,” he said. “Again, there’s a little bit of pineapple, but you’ve got some cherry in there too. It’s still very light and refreshing. I think our next limited release is going to be blueberry and açaí berry, with pomegranate. We’ll have a lot of small-batch and larger-batch blueberry mix-ups going through the season. Whether it’ll be a golden ale or a hefeweizen, it’ll be a good mix.”

Brian Dobson is the owner of Bert’s Beer & Wine in Manchester. He agrees that during the summer customers look for lighter beers. “I find that typically they want a lower ABV [alcohol by volume], crisper, and easy to drink,” he said. “So a non-light beer would be like a double dry hopped IPA, right, where it’s very thick in the body, and if you drink two of them really fast you’re going to feel very full. Whereas if you drink a wheat beer you can have a couple of those and you’re going to be fine. Typically when someone comes to me and they’re like, ‘I want something light and easy for hot weather’ or ‘I want [something to drink while] I sit on the patio’, that’s what they’re looking for.”

Krista Fisher is the manager and bar manager at Local Street Eats in Nashua. She designs a slate of summer cocktails based on ingredients that are especially good and available.

“I always usually say we live in such a great area,” Fisher said. “In New Hampshire, just having all the seasons means we have all different things available to us season to season. There are a couple of staple drinks that stay on the menu year-round,” Fisher said, “but usually we try to change up just about everything the same way the kitchen would. So I think our menu has about 12 or 13 drinks on it, and I’ll probably change at least nine of them. As we go into the summer, this is the menu we’ve most been looking forward to. The fact that we can pick our own strawberries, blueberries, flowers, everything like that, right in our neighborhood really inspires the drink menu pretty hard. Fresh is always the way to go.”

Brian Dobson’s New Hampshire summer beer recommendations

White Mountain White Ale by Concord Craft Brewing: “It’s light and easy to drink. It’s got a good orange flavor, and a little coriander,” Dobson said. $3.80 per 16-ounce can at Bert’s.

“I always recommend Schilling’s beers. They’re out of Littleton, New Hampshire. They do a lot of old-world style, Pilsners and lagers, either German or Czech style,” he said. “They have dark lagers, which are roasty and malty, but still light on the tongue and crisp and refreshing. They’re fantastic.” Schilling Especial Mexican-Style Lager is $4.10 per 16-ounce can at Bert’s.
“Woodstock [The Woodstock Inn Brewery] does a Lemon Blueberry Pale Ale, which is very blueberry-y and very lemony.” $3.20 per 16-ounce can at Bert’s.
“The Sea Dog Blue Paw is kind of a classic that you can have year round; it’s light and easy to drink.” $19.95 for a 12-pack of 12-ounce cans at Bert’s.

Fisher, too, sees summer as a time for lighter drinks.

“I try to always lighten up bourbons and stuff like that,” she said, “to make them all-season. But when you think of summer, you definitely think of gins and tequilas. I mean, margaritas are the drink of the summer, right? But also lower-ABV stuff because it’s hotter out and people are maybe outside a little bit more. So that’s where spritzes will always be popular, something with a lower level of alcohol, maybe like an aperitif. So, something like prosecco that has bubbles, that you can drink by the pool but then not feel like, ‘Oh man, I can’t do anything for the rest of the day.’”

Marissa Chick, the bar manager at The Birch on Elm in Manchester, considers a classic daiquiri one of the quintessential cocktails of summer — not, she hastened to add, the frozen blender drinks that call themselves daiquiris.

“A daiquiri is pretty simple and a classic,” she said. “The only ingredients that need to be in there for it to be a daiquiri are lime, sugar and rum. Rum and summer go together like hand in hand. It’s just nice and refreshing, at least if you’re doing it the original way. So it’s supposed to be fairly tart, not too sweet, but pretty dry as well. So like a dry, tart drink.”

“When I started bartending,” Chick said, “I learned the Hemingway daiquiri first; it was Hemingway’s drink of choice — super tart and way less sweet. Iit was white rum, lime, grapefruit and maraschino liqueur. It had double the amount of rum as usual.”

One of the reasons Chick likes daiquiris so much, she said, is their adaptability. She recently won a “Daq-Off” daiquiri-making competition with a bright pink Bubble Gum Daiquiri. “I had tried to make a bubble gum drink work for a while,” she said, “I tried out a couple different variations … Once I heard about the Daq-Off happening, I thought, well, that’s a fun drink and I feel like something sweet obviously goes in the daiquiri very well. So I researched bubble gum a little bit to see what kind of flavorings go into it naturally, like cherry, pineapple, lime and mint. I used natural pineapple juice, natural cranberry juice, cherry juice, and made everything separate. I used a dark rum and [the finished drink] was a nice bright pink color. I used a charred pineapple with some pineapple fronds as garnish. So it was very summery and fun.”

Emma Round’s summer wine recommendations

“I have an incredible rosé on my list right now called Prisma from Chile,” Round said. “It’s a rosé, it is a pinot noir base. It’s very fruity. We all think of red pinot noir, but this is a rosé pinot noir. It is very bold, but it’s very easy-drinking and it’s really nice by itself. I could happily drink a bottle of it by myself.” (750 ml, $13.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets)

To drink at a clam bake: “With clams and lobsters I want something with a little backbone but I also want some minerality to it. So my first reach would probably be a vinho verde or an alborinho,” Round said. According to winefolly.com, this is another Portuguese wine from the coastal area of the Iberian Peninsula, popular for its rich stone fruit flavors, a hint of salinity, and its zippy acidity. An example: Nortico Alvarinho, 750 ml, $18.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.

To drink at a backyard barbecue with burgers and hot dogs: “So, with burgers and dogs, if you want to go red. I would probably pick up a pinotage from South Africa,” Round said. “In South Africa they do things called braais. A braai is their version of grilling, barbecuing. Pinotages are a good match for them. They have a richness, a meatiness to them. And they give off notes of berries, almost like a tea flavor with some orange peel in there.” Consider Longridge Pinotage, 750 ml, $26.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.

To drink on a picnic: “I would love for someone on a picnic to pull out a crémant — a crémant de Loire, a crémant de Bourgogne, a crémant of some sort,” Round said. “It’s a sparkling wine. Usually they’re from different areas of France. They are made in the same style as Champagne, but they’re more affordable. They use different [grape] varietals. A creme de Loire usually contains like a chenin blanc, which gives it some more floral notes, and they’re just beautiful, well-made sparkling wines at a much lower price point than a Champagne, but similar quality. For me, they go beautifully with crackers and a charcuterie board. You can get a good crémant for 20 bucks.” An example: Maurice Bonnamy Cremant De Loire Brut, $18.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.

Featured photo: Blueberry Daiquiri by Marissa Chick. Courtesy photo.

The DIY pour

Self-service might be the future of NH wine bars

By John Fladd

jfladd@hippopress.com

A bill is working its way through the state Senate and looks likely to head to the governor’s desk. SB79, introduced in March by Sen. Tim Lang, would enable “the use of self-pour automated systems by liquor commission licensees.” It would allow some bars and restaurants to serve beer and wine to customers using automated self-serve technology.

Vine 32 Wine and Graze Bar in Bedford already uses such a system. According to co-owner Tom Bellemore, Vine32’s system, which has been in place for three years, is currently the only one in operation in New Hampshire. He said that the State has been watching his wine-bar carefully.

“Three years ago, they allowed us to open with our concept and said that depending on how Vine 32 does … if it was successful or not, that would determine if they wanted to pass legislation or codify it into law,” Bellemore said.

While some new customers can be intimidated by using an automated system, Bellemore said, they quickly get comfortable using it.

“From a customer’s point of view,” he said, “you would walk into our establishment, you have the hostess stand to greet you. If you’ve been there before, great. If you haven’t, even better. We’ll kind of give you a rundown on how the machines work, a tutorial, and we’ll give you an RFID card, which it’s like a debit card. It’s got a little chip on it, and that’s what a customer would use to put in the machine. There is a wall of machines, and each machine has a key that you would put your debit card, wine card in. And from there, there’s 32 different rotating wines to select from, which you could choose as a customer. There are three increments to choose from on each wine: a [1-ounce] taste, half a glass [4 ounces], or a full [6-ounce] glass. A lot of people tend to congregate where the wine machines are, to explore and find the wines they like or don’t like. And then they would have a seat. We offer a small menu, kind of bite-sized appetizers, served on a charcuterie board.”

Vine32 has a sommelier, WSET Level 4-certified Genevieve Wolfe, to answer customers’ questions.

Being able to sample new wines and customize their pour-size is attractive to customers, but Bellemore said there are significant advantages for a wine-bar owner as well.

First, a wine-bar can serve a limited number of wines at a time and doesn’t have to keep a huge cellar with dozens of varieties. “Seasonally, we swap out all 32 wines we offer,” Bellemore said. “Every six weeks there are a couple of new ones, but certainly every season. Obviously, there’s more whites in the summer and more reds in the winter.”

Also, a self-serve system can unobtrusively provide a wealth of data. Bellemore can track exactly which wines are most popular and under what conditions, which helps him decide what to order. It also allows a customer to keep track of what wines they prefer. “We can look at every time every time you come in,” Bellamore said, “so a customer can tell us, ‘I really like that wine I was drinking that one time, but I don’t remember what it was.’ We can search your name, print out a receipt of all your activity, and give you a list of every wine you’ve drunk.”

And finally, the system sets a limit on how much wine a customer can buy using their card, which reduces conflict when a drinker gets cut off.

“If you pass a certain amount of volume for drinking,” Bellamore said, “it shuts you off. I’ve grown up in bars. I’ve seen a lot of ‘sober+’ people get upset. Here, we just say, ‘Hey, it’s the machines, right?’ Which kind of takes the emotion out of it. And every single time they’re just like, ‘Yeah, what can you do? It’s the machine, right?’”

SB79

To read original and amended versions of SB79, visit legiscan.com/NH/drafts/SB79/2025.

Vine 32 Wine and Graze Bar

Where: Bedford Square, 25 S. River Road, Bedford, 935-8464, vinethirtytwo.com
Hours: open Tuesdays through Thursdays 5 to 9 p.m., Fridays 4 to 10 p.m., Saturdays 2 to 10 p.m., and Sundays 2 to 6 p.m.

Featured photo: Photo by John Fladd.

Pink and Fruity

Every cocktail sends a message.

A draft beer from a major brewery sends one message. Garnishing it with an orange wedge sends a slightly different one. Dropping a shot of whiskey into it for a Boiler Maker sends another one entirely.

Then there are the flamboyant cocktails, the ones that send out very different vibes than a Boiler Maker — though if you could find a cowboy bar that served both, it would be a super-precious discovery. I love the idea of an older guy with a weather-beaten face, calloused hands, and a thousand-yard stare delicately sipping a pink margarita.

So, for the open-minded cowboy in your life:

Pink Margarita

  • 2 ounces Tanteo jalapeño-infused blanco tequila
  • 1 ounce fresh squeezed lemon juice
  • ¾ ounce amaretto
  • ¼ ounce grenadine
  • Brightly colored confectioner’s luster dust

Wet a finger in water or lemon juice, and dampen the outer surface of a cocktail glass.

Outside, or over a sink, spritz the damp outer surface of the glass with luster dust. Much like glitter from a child’s art project, luster dust has a half-life of about six months, and if you do your spritzing just standing casually at your kitchen counter, you will still be finding sparkly surprises at the holidays.

Combine the tequila, lemon juice, amaretto and grenadine over ice in a cocktail shaker. Ask your digital assistant to play “Freedom! ‘90” by George Michael. Cap the shaker, then shake until your hands get uncomfortably cold and you hear the ice starting to crack.

Strain into your lustery cocktail glass.

Even though it’s actually made from almonds, amaretto has a deeply satisfying, deeply fruity flavor. Tequila goes very well with fruit, of course, and just as well with almonds as it turns out. Grenadine is also fruity and fits in with this theme, but it is mostly here to provide color. It is deep red, but in such a small amount it gives the proceedings a gently pink color — not a flamingo chewing bubble gum shade of pink — just gently and reassuringly pink. The flavor of jalapeño in the background gives this drink a bit of a spine, and keeps it from being a three-swallow cocktail.

We all have some pink in us.

Featured photo: Pink and Fruity. Photo by John Fladd.

Tangelo Madness

The Sample Lady at the grocery store and I have an understanding. As long as I don’t block traffic and stand around telling her dad jokes, she will look the other way as I take more than my fair share of samples:

“So, the police have released some details about that guy who fell to his death off the nightclub roof.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Apparently, not a bouncer.”

“Shut up and have some more pretzels.”

“Don’t mind if I do.”

Last week, the Sample Lady and I bonded over wedges of tangelo, which sounds like it could be the name of your aunt’s latest boyfriend with a pencil-thin mustache and too much gold jewelry but is actually a citrus hybrid of a tangerine and a grapefruit. It turns out that tangelos are insanely delicious — sweet and perfumy, but balanced with enough acidity to make them taste super-juicy.

One thing led to another and I ended up with a bag of them on my kitchen counter. I really, really thought about adapting a lemon cake recipe into a tangelo one, but curiosity got the better of me and I decided to see what fresh tangelo juice tasted like.

Even better.

For reasons known only to fruit geneticists and perhaps Pomona, the Roman goddess of oranges, tangelos, instead of taking after their large, grapefruity parent, are actually a bit smaller than standard run-of-the-mill tangerines and fit nicely into a lemon juicer. Place a fine-mesh strainer over a leftover plastic takeout container and squeeze five or six tangelos through it. The plastic container is flexible enough to allow you to squeeze the sides and pour juice neatly into a cocktail jigger.

Which leads us nicely to the topic of tangelo cocktails.

Two Tangelo Cocktails

#1 – A Beer-mosa

4 ounces fresh squeezed tangelo juice

12-ounce bottle of not-too-hoppy pale beer – a Mexican lager is great for this

This is very complicated, so pay close attention:

Pour the tangelo juice into a pint glass, and top it with beer.

Even though a tangelo looks like a pony in the tangerine stable and tastes really sweet and juicy on its own, there is something about a mild beer that calls to its grapefruit forebears and forges a bond. The slight bitterness of the beer clasps hands with the background bitterness of the tangelo juice and won’t let go. The beer tastes juicy, and the juice tastes even more refreshing, if that is possible.

While not as daintily sophisticated as a traditional mimosa, this might be my new brunch go-to.

#2 – Pencil-Thin Mustache

2 ounces vodka

½ ounce Aperol — a ruby-colored, slightly bitter liqueur made from rhubarb and miracles

½ ounce orange liqueur — in this particular case, dry orange curacao

3 ounces fresh squeezed tangelo juice

Combine all ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake thoroughly.

Strain over fresh ice in a rocks glass. If you are prone to garnishes, a slice or twist of tangelo would not go amiss here.

It is hard to imagine any cocktail more orange than this one. It looks orange. It tastes orange. Not like oranges, mind you — tangelos and sunshine are the primary flavor profiles here. The Aperol and curacao add a bit of complexity, and the vodka hides in the background, but the fresh tangelo juice is the star here. Two or three of these could make porch-sitting an event.

I’m not entirely sure if there is an actual tangelo season, but it seems shortsighted not to drink a large number of each of these cocktails while the opportunity presents itself.

Featured Photo: Tangelo Madness. Photo by John Fladd.

The Taste of Hope

It’s easy to be overwhelmed sometimes, weighed down with dread, but spring is coming.

Of course, in this part of the world that means Mud Season, but there is a smell in the air, carrying the slightest hint of hope. What we need — OK, I’m projecting. What I need is a cocktail infused with hope, or in this case, peas.

Peas de Resistance

  • 2 ounces pea-infused gin (see below)
  • 1 ounces fresh squeezed lemon juice
  • ¾ ounce simple syrup

This is a simple riff on a gin sour; the only difference is the addition of the peas — an important distinction, as it turns out.

Combine all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker, shake thoroughly, and strain into a coupé or Nick and Nora glass. Drink blisteringly cold, with a sigh of relief.

On first sip, the taste that hits you is the peas. That doesn’t sound very enticing, but the natural sweetness of the pea pods plays well with the lemon juice. This is a mouth-watering cocktail, and one sip invites another, until you realize that you should have made two. Which might prompt a quick phone call to a friend and an impromptu cocktail hour on your front steps.

Pea-Infused Gin

A quick science lesson: Surface Area-to-Mass Ratio

This is a jargony way of saying that the more surface area a substance has, the more room it has to interact with chemicals — alcohol, acid, water, oxygen or, in cooking, even smoke.

Imagine an object — let’s say a cucumber. Think of the surface area it presents to the world, modestly wrapped in a dark green wrapper. Now, imagine cutting it in half, lengthwise. Suddenly, there are two large surfaces exposed to the World. All the original surface is still there, plus these two new ones, which probably doubles the amount of exposed surface area.

Now chop those in half, crosswise. You’ve exposed four new surfaces. They aren’t as large as you got with the first set of cuts, but there’s four of them. Now chop up the cucumber. Each time you cut it you increase the amount of surface exposed to — er — the Universe or something.

Which brings us to the pea-infused gin.

Pour a couple of cups of dry gin — I like Gordon’s for this — into your blender. Add a couple handfuls of sugar snap peas, shell and all, into the gin. Blend them for 30 seconds or so. Your blender (mine is named Steve) will chop them into smaller, then almost microscopic, pieces, greatly increasing their surface area.

Turn off the blender and walk away for an hour or two to let the gin and the peas get to know each other. The alcohol in the gin will strip away a lot of the color and much of the flavor of the peas. If you’re distracted by something actually important — your family, a Bob Hope/Bing Crosby marathon on TCM, whatever — you can leave the blender jar sitting on your counter for an almost indefinite amount of time. Remember: This pea sludge is at least half alcohol.

When you’ve got a bit of time, strain it. I like to strain it twice — once with a mesh strainer and then again through a coffee filter, which will take longer. Don’t stand around watching it; it will drive you crazy. Walk away and do something else for a while. Maybe go for a walk, recognizing that this might attract some sort of alcoholic Goldilocks.

When you’re satisfied, bottle it and set it aside until you’re ready to use it.

Featured Photo: Peas de Resistance. Photo by John Fladd.

Chocolate Sorbet with Girl Scout Cookies

I have a rule in life — well, maybe more of a guideline. Anytime somebody says that a low-fat or gluten-free or vegan version of something is “just as good as the real thing” I become deeply suspicious. That is almost never true. If it were true, that version would be our default for that thing.

But then—

The difference between ice cream and sorbet is that sorbet is made without any dairy. We usually think of sorbets as being fruit-based, but that isn’t always the case. I make a lot of experimental sorbets, because a couple of the friends I use as guinea pigs for my recipes are vegan. On top of that, it is Girl Scout cookie season, and you might not have noticed but Thin Mints are dairy-free and vegan.

This chocolate sorbet might become your default “ice cream,” and the Girl Scout cookies only intensify its awesomeness.

The base of this sorbet is adapted from a recipe from The Perfect Scoop by David Lebovitz.

  • 1½ cups (375 g) water
  • 1 cup (200 g) sugar
  • ¾ cup (75 g) cocoa powder, preferably Dutch-process cocoa, which has a slightly different pH than average civilian cocoa.
  • Pinch of coarse sea salt
  • 6 ounces (170 g) dark chocolate – preferably Trader Joe’s chocolate chips, which have a fairly high cocoa percentage (about 53%) and are also dairy-free
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • Another ¾ cup (180 g) water
  • ½ sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies, broken roughly into quarters

In a medium saucepan, combine the first 1½ cups of water, sugar, cocoa powder and salt. Cocoa is hydrophobic, which means that it doesn’t like to mix with water, so you will probably have to force the issue with a whisk.

Heat the cocoa mixture until it comes to a boil, then let it boil for one minute before removing it from the heat. Stir the chocolate chips into the hot mixture until they melt completely, before stirring in the other ¾ cup of water, then the vanilla. Most vanilla extracts use an alcohol base. Alcohol evaporates at a lower temperature than water boils, and by bringing the temperature of the mixture down with the chocolate chips, and then the water, you will keep more of the vanilla’s flavor in your sorbet.

Leave the mixture on your stovetop or counter to cool.

If you have an ice cream maker:

Chill the mixture for several hours, or overnight, then churn in your machine, according to the manufacturer’s instructions.

If you do not have an ice cream maker:

Transfer the sorbet base into a large sealable plastic bag. (Because I get nervous, I double-bag it to make extra-certain that there aren’t any leaks.) Lay the bag in your freezer, as flat as possible. This might require some reorganization. When the sorbet base has frozen solid, remove it from the freezer and break it into chunks. Blend the sorbet chunks in your blender until it comes together into a soft-serve consistency.

With either method, layer the sorbet and cookie pieces in one large container or three or four smaller containers. Return to the freezer to harden up.

This might be the most intensely chocolatey “ice cream” you’ve ever had. You might suddenly re-examine your preconceptions of what chocolate ice cream is supposed to be. This might lead you to re-examine some of your major life decisions. It’s that chocolatey. Despite not having any dairy in it, this sorbet has an extremely rich taste and a fudgy consistency. You might think the chunks of Girl Scout cookies will be overpowered and are just there for texture, but much like an actual Girl Scout they are not to be underestimated. They do the dessert equivalent of locking eyes with you and staring you down.

This sorbet is not kidding around.

Featured Photo: Chocolate Sorbet with Girl Scout Cookies. Photo by John Fladd.

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