Virgin Mary, Quite Contrary

It is said that the three hardest things for a man to say are “I was wrong,” “I need help,” and “Worcestershire sauce.”

From time to time recipes will call for Worcestershire sauce, and it’s one of those ingredients that we shrug and add without a lot of thought. The other ingredients in a bloody mary — or, in this case, her alcohol-free-but-still-a-party-girl sister, a virgin mary — are all pretty self-explanatory:

The tomato juice is there to provide an acidic, savory base for the other ingredients. It stands up well to strong flavors and doesn’t taste washed-out as the ice melts and it gets diluted a bit. The lime juice is also acidic and is there to give extra zing to the tomato juice. The various spices and flavorings are there to give layers of flavor to the tomato base, which really is very good at carrying complex flavors.

But the Worcestershire sauce is a bit of an enigma. It is there, it turns out, to add umami, a savory quality. Yes, technically tomato juice is a fruit juice, but it is at its best when it leans into savoriness, not sweetness. And Worcestershire sauce, which is made largely of anchovies, adds another layer of salinity and savoriness to the production. (Yes, I know you could have happily gone the rest of your life without knowing about the anchovies. Sorry.)

A 5.5-ounce can of tomato juice

1 Tablespoon pickled pepper brine – I like the liquid in a jar of pickled banana peppers or pepperoncini

1 Tablespoon fresh squeezed lime juice – about a quarter of a lime

1 teaspoon ginger paste – I use pre-pulverized, jarred ginger paste. If buying an entire jar of ginger paste seems like too ambitious a purchase for you, peel a knob of fresh ginger root, and chop it finer and finer, until it collapses on itself and turns into paste.

1½ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

1/8 teaspoon onion powder

1/8 teaspoon garlic powder

1/8 teaspoon celery salt

Chili/lime powder for the rim of the glass

Garnish – This is where many restaurants lose their minds. Do an internet search for “bloody mary garnish” and brace yourself; some bloody marys have more garnish than actual bloody mary. Since we’re skipping the alcohol this time around, wowing your guests with garnish might be the way to go. This time, I’ve skewered a half-sour pickle, a large olive, a lime wedge and a chicken nugget.

Sprinkle some chili/lime powder onto a plate. Wipe the rim of your glass with a lime wedge to moisten it, then turn the glass upside-down and swirl it around in the powder, to coat the rim.

Add all the remaining ingredients and ice to a cocktail shaker. Shake to combine and chill.

Strain over fresh ice into the prepared glass, and garnish to whatever degree you can justify.

If you wanted to have a bloody/virgin mary party, you could easily make a large batch of this, and lay out garnish stations.

Featured photo: Virgin Mary. Photo by John Fladd.

Oreos and what?

A podcast experiment goes for the slam dunk

By John Fladd
jfladd@hippopress.com

Nick Sands, the host of the podcast and YouTube channel “Nick Sands Presents,” had an idea. Looking back at it objectively, he said, it wasn’t necessarily a good idea, but like many things in the podcasting world the Oreo Dunking Project seemed like a good one at the time.

“It is exactly what it sounds like,” Sands said. “I take Oreos, I dunk them into anything but milk, and then I eat them and rank them on a scale of one to 10.” Milk, he said, because it is perfect for cookie-dunking, would be a 10. “A one would be inedible,” he said.

“I don’t really think too much about the things I do [on the podcast],” he said. “I just kind of do them and hope they work out. And I don’t know, everything’s so serious, so terrible right now, it’s just kind of nice to do something stupid and do it in such a way as to maybe make someone laugh.”

Sands said the dunking got adventurous pretty quickly.

“I haven’t had a ‘10’ yet,” he said, “but something that was surprisingly good was mayonnaise and Oreos. It almost ended up tasting like a cream cheese frosting. Sort of. It was a little like a chocolatey cream cheese frosting, which was a big surprise. I did not expect that. A lot of people said it was good, and I did not believe them for obvious reasons. Obviously, when you’re doing this kind of thing, people try to trick you into doing stuff. Unfortunately for them, I’m dumb enough that they don’t actually have to trick me. …”

Which is not to say that Oreos and mayo are a combination that Sands would deliberately seek out. “I gave it a 5 out of 10,” he said. Less enjoyable, Sands said, was Liquid Smoke. “It was awful,” he said. Sands’ initial run of Oreo experiments lasted just over a month.

“I think I dunked for 35 days,” he said. “I took a little break, and I’m coming back to it soon. …” Because he still hasn’t found a 10.

Oreo Dunking Project
All episodes of Nick Sands Presents, including the Oreo Dunking Project, are available on most social media platforms, including YouTube, Spotify, TikTok, Instagram and Facebook.

Consistently Uncommon

New coffee scene lifts a traditional cafe

By John Fladd
jfladd@hippopress.com

If your restaurant is already considered a hidden gem, how do you go about adding something new without messing with a winning formula?

For more than 30 years Janie’s Uncommon Cafe has had a quiet reputation as a dependably excellent mom-and-pop breakfast and lunch joint in a shopping center in Londonderry.

“This is a place where families have been coming for two or three generations,” longtime employee Nathanial Finn said. There has been a conscious effort, he said, not to change anything very much. Which, he said, has put a lot of pressure on him as he has taken on adding an upscale coffee program to such a traditional café.

“Customers have been coming here for 20 or 30 years,” Finn said. “For [owners Johnny and Carly] to put me in charge of launching something new here, they really had to put a lot of thought into whether or not it was going to be beneficial for everybody, including those longtime customers. And so really, personally, I’m feeling some pressure just to make sure that they feel like the investment into launching this was worth it.”

Finn has taken the approach of viewing high-end coffee drinks as an added value to the Janie’s vibe, rather than a change of direction. Part of that approach, he said, has been using local resources.

“We get our beans from a company out of Manchester called Hometown Coffee Roasters that roasts all the beans and has provided the espresso for us,” he said. “We’re making a point of building good relationships in the local scene. Hopefully, by doing that, we can really lift the coffee scene of Londonderry and the surrounding areas. All the recipes are being made by me and the other employees here and we’ve been trying to get feedback from the community to make products that they’ll love. We’re planning on building a menu around the feedback that we get from customers.”

In addition to espresso-based coffee drinks, like lattes and cappuccino, Finn’s goal is to offer coffee- and tea-based beverages that stand out from other coffee places.

“We want to do things differently,” he said. “If everybody else is making a peppermint mocha around the holidays, we’re going to do something else. We’re really going to use different flavors that you might not hear about. So, instead of doing a raspberry mocha, I can do a strawberry mocha and then make the drink special with other things, like grinding up dehydrated strawberries and using those on top of the drink. The syrups that we use come from France. We’re the only ones in the area that I know that are using 1883 products. With spring around the corner, we want to be looking into matcha and other [drinks] that other people enjoy. Right now we’re serving chai lattes, but because our clientele is older generally, we’ve also added things like tea lattes. So we have a London Fog drink and things like that, so that hopefully we can draw in people that might not want strong espresso, and to take care of those people. It’s a menu that’s evolving and revolving.”

Changing the drinks menu regularly will provide an opportunity to highlight foods that Janie’s is already known for, Finn said.

“Every time our menu changes,” he said, “there’s going to be a special treat with each of them. So right now we have a gingerbread latte, and we have a couple of the women here that run the front, they’re baking all the time, and so right now if you get a gingerbread latte you’ll also get a home-baked gingerbread cookie with it.”

“We love that people come here and they know exactly what they want to get every time they come here,” Finn said, “because they’ve been coming here for so long. If you want a regular hot coffee, that’s not going to change. But if you want something special, this is going to also be the place to do it.”

Janie’s Uncommon Cafe
Where
: Crossroads Mall, 123 Nashua Road, Londonderry
Hours: open daily from 7 a.m. to 2 p.m.
More: 432-3100, janiescafe.com; order online from the Café’s website

The Weekly Dish 26/01/08

Blind tasting with wine experts: As part of New Hampshire Wine Week (NHWineWeek.com), the State Liquor Commission has launched a new event. The Wine Week website describes Sommelier Select as “an intimate, one-night only, blind wine tasting experience. … guests will sample a mystery lineup of wines — from bold newcomers to timeless favorites — guided by our expert sommeliers. You’ll learn how to identify flavor, aroma, and structure as you sip, compare, and share your impressions, all without knowing what’s in your glass.” This event will take place Wednesday, Jan. 21, from 5:30 to 8 p.m., at the Grappone Conference Center (70 Constitution Ave, Concord, 225-0303, grapponeconferencecenter.com). Tickets are $65 through eventbrite.com. Spaces are limited.

Beef lawsuit: As reported by Manchester InkLink on Dec. 29, New Hampshire residents may be eligible to file claims in an$87.5 million beef lawsuit. “New Hampshire is one of 26 states and Washington, D.C.,” the InkLink article read, “in which residents are eligible to make claims in an antitrust suit filed in U.S. District Court, District of Minnesota. The suit claims several beef processors entered into a market allocation agreement to stop competing against each other for market share. The purpose was to increase their margins, but it also meant consumers paid inflated prices for beef.” If you bought beef between Aug. 1, 2014, and Dec. 31, 2019, you might be able to submit a claim. Visit overchargedforbeef.com/en/Claim.

Brunch and Beats: There will be a Brunch and Beats event at the Derryfield Restaurant at the Derryfield Country Club (625 Mammoth Road, Manchester, 623-2880, thederryfield.com), this Sunday, Jan. 11, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Enjoy brunch with some back-in-the-day millennial music, featuring DJ Justin Jordan. Tickets are $23.18 through eventbrite.com and include a brunch buffet and a mimosa.

Zero-proof wine: There will be a free Alcohol-Free Wine Tasting on Friday, Jan. 9, from 1 to 4 p.m. at Wine on Main (9 N. Main St., Concord, 897-5828, wineonmainnh.com). Emily Holbrook Jennings from Vinilandia New Hampshire will lead a tasting of non-alcoholic wines from around the world. The store will be open from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Too Many Pears

So you find yourself with half a dozen fresh pears on your hands. What does one do with Too Many Pears?

Pear Crisp

Filling

  • 6 ripe medium-to-large pears, peeled, cored and chopped
  • ½ cup (107 g) brown sugar
  • 1 Tablespoon corn starch – This filling will be very liquidy, particularly if your pears are super-ripe and/or juicy. A full tablespoon of starch will help everything pull together as it bakes.
  • ¾ teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ¼ teaspoon coarse sea salt
  • 2 teaspoons bourbon – optional
  • Zest of 1 orange – This too, is optional. Bourbon and orange both get along extremely well with pears, but a love triangle of all three is a bit chaotic. You should probably pick one and give the other a lovely parting gift.

Crust

  • ¾ cup (67 g) rolled oats – not instant or steel-cut oats
  • ¾ cup (90 g) all-purpose flour
  • 1⁄3 cup (71 g) brown sugar
  • ½ cup (65 g) chopped nuts – Walnuts or pecans are traditional, but if you wanted to use hazelnuts, or even pistachios, who could argue with you? “Why, yes, Helen, I did use hazelnuts in the crust. **steely gaze** Thank you so much for asking.”
  • ½ cup (1 stick) butter, melted (about 1 minute in your microwave)

Preheat your oven to 350°F. Grease an 8”x8” baking pan liberally with butter. I like to smear a full tablespoonful around with my fingers. You know, for thoroughness.

Combine all the filling ingredients. Stir and set aside.

In a separate bowl, combine all the crust ingredients except for the melted butter. Add the butter, and stir the mixture with a fork, until it all pulls together into a lumpy, streusel-y texture.

Pour the pear mixture into the buttery baking pan, then top with the crust mixture. Place the baking pan on a lined baking sheet, in case of a bubble-over situation, then bake for 30 to 35 minutes.

Remove the pear crisp from your oven when it looks golden-brown and gloppy. Let it cool for 10 minutes or so; at 350°F, the brown sugar/pear syrup is dangerously hot. Aim for “warm and comforting” rather than “hot from the oven.” Top with vanilla ice cream, or serve with a milkshake. You won’t be sorry.

Featured photo: Pear Crisp. Photo by John Fladd.

Pizza-focused course correction

Hellenic Pizzeria emerges on Elm Street

Walking down Elm Street in Manchester, you notice a new pizzeria next to Cat Alley, and you stop short. Wait a second, wasn’t that the new—?

Yes, owner Dionysius Lemos said, it was the Statesman Diner.

“We had an occupancy permit for 21 days. Out of 21 days, we only opened for nine days.” This problem, he explained, was with the Statesman’s kitchen’s exhaust system. “We kept triggering off the fire alarm in here. What was happening, the exhaust was going up the ductwork, but it was bellowing out because we have an open concept kitchen into the dining room, and it was affecting the patrons, and then the fire alarms would go off.”

This led to a quick redesign of the restaurant, one not built around an exhaust system. Lemos installed ventless pizza ovens and changed his restaurant’s focus to traditional Greek pizza. “We use a Greek recipe,” Lemos said. “It’s a Peloponnesian recipe for pizza. It comes from southern Greece. It’s been around for hundreds of years. Greeks’ public position [is] they recognize the influence that the Italians have had with pizza, but they’ve also played a major role with pizza since the 1600s. So this recipe is well over 300 years old. It’s a recipe that nobody uses anywhere around us.”

What makes Hellenic’s pizza special, Lemos said, is the dough.

“It’s a thick crust,” he said. “But the difference is in our fermentation process. We sit on the dough for two days. The longer you sit on that dough, the tastier it is.” The dough is cold-proofed, which means it is left to rise in the refrigerator, so the yeast in the dough has time to develop flavor.

“So we specialize in 10-inch Greek pies. Everything’s fresh. Our own dough, our own sauce, our own cheese, which we shred ourselves,” Lemos said. “We use a blend of cheddar and mozzarella.” The pizzas are baked for a short time at a high temperature. “We’re running at about 800 degrees, and we’re running seven-minute pies.”

While the Statesman had a long and ambitious menu, Lemos said, the change in concept has led to a smaller, pizza-focused range of dishes. But that leaves a question hanging in the air: What about the french fries?

Hellenic Pizzeria is next to Cat Alley, an alley covered on one side with murals of cats made by area artists, which has become a cultural landmark in Manchester. During renovations to the restaurant in its diner iteration, Lemos installed a walk-up french fry window on the non-mural side of the alley. The goal was to make top-quality fries available to late-night customers leaving concerts or downtown bars. There has been a lot of excitement about the french fry window among late-night foodies.

“The french fries are gone,” Lemos said sadly. “But the window is being repurposed. It will still be open, but it will serve rotisserie hot dogs. In deference to the cat people, it’s going to be called Cat Alley Landmark Dawgs. There will be a hot dog [available], a cheese dog, a chili dog, or a chili cheese dog. I’m really sad to see the fry station going — on weekends we’re selling 50 pounds an hour, some days — and that was when we were only open for nine days.”

Hellenic Pizzeria
Where: 836 Elm St., Manchester, 932-2751
Hours: Open seven days a week 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Hours of operation for the walk-up hot dog window are still being determined.

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