Let’s do a deep dive to the back of your kitchen cabinets.
Behind five or six half-full boxes of pasta, three different brands of canned diced tomatoes, and that bottle of Champagne vinegar you’ve always meant to use but never have, you will find a couple of truly surprising items that you have hazy memories at best of ever buying:
Three packets of fried chicken-flavored ramen noodles
A tin of smoked oysters
A vintage (but still unopened) jar of grapefruit marmalade
Some of us have a similar situation going with our liquor cabinets. A quick look will show pretty much exactly what we expect to see — a couple bottles of whiskey, maybe some tequila, and in my case about a dozen bottles of rum, because where there’s rum there’s citrus juice, and you have enough problems in your life without risking scurvy.
But in the back, behind the mainstream bottles of expected and respectable spirits, there is at least one bottle — and let’s face it, probably more — of some sort of purple-ish, fruit-flavored alcohol. It might be sloe gin. It might be plum brandy. There is almost certainly a bottle of blackberry brandy you have no memory of buying, using, drinking or even seeing before. It’s like the cocktail elves have paid a visit.
Let’s use a little of that blackberry brandy:
- ½ ounce blackberry brandy
- ½ ounce fresh squeezed lemon juice
- ½ ounce half and half
- 1½ ounces botanical gin – I very much like Hendrick’s Oasium
- ¼ ounce simple syrup
Chill a coupe glass with several ice cubes. Set it aside, telling it, “Go think about what you’ve done.” In point of fact, this more or less innocent piece of glassware hasn’t actually done anything, but it’s good to keep it on its toes.
In a cocktail shaker, add ice, the blackberry brandy, lemon juice, half and half, gin, and simple syrup. Shake enthusiastically for 30 seconds or so, until you hear the ice start to break up. Ideally, you’re going to want a few tiny ice chips floating on the surface of your cocktail, so shake until you hear them make an appearance.
Retrieve your coupe glass and discard the ice. Strain the cocktail into the glass. Because it has a stem, this glass will keep your drink colder for longer.
Ask your digital assistant to play a classic banger of a rock song from your youth. I recommend “Hold the Line” by Toto.
Sip your cocktail, and play a little game with yourself. Try to get an overall impression of the flavor. What does it taste like in the aggregate? Pretty good, right?
Now, try to identify each ingredient. Look for the flavor of blackberries. You’ll find it. Ditto with the lemon juice. And the creaminess of the half and half.
There are some cocktails I like to think of as an ensemble cast — together, they create something greater than the sum of their parts. I think of the Blackberry Holstein as a top-notch variety show. Each performer gets a solo.
Featured photo: Frozen Peanut Butter Salad. Photo by John Fladd.
