This is an excellent all-day project for when weather has you stuck in the house. No one part of this recipe is difficult or takes very long to complete, but there are several stages where you need to walk away and leave it so the magic can happen.
- 6 1/2 ounces (185 g) small pretzel sticks
- 2 1/4 cups (446 g) sugar – You’ll be using small amounts of this during different steps of this recipe, so measure the two and a quarter cups into a small mixing bowl.
- 12 Tablespoons (a stick and a half) butter, melted
- An 8-ounce package of cream cheese
- 1 cup (227 g) heavy cream
- A 3-pound bag of frozen strawberries – If you can find 3 pounds of frozen sliced strawberries, so much the better.
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
Preheat your oven to 400°F. Set the bag of strawberries out to thaw.
Spray a 9×13-inch baking pan with non-stick baking spray, or oil it liberally with vegetable oil.
Pulverize the pretzels. You can do this in a food processor, a blender, or a combination of a rolling pin and anger issues. Combine the pretzel dust, the melted butter and 1/4 cup of sugar thoroughly, then transfer the mixture to the greased baking pan. Tamp the pretzel mixture down with the flat bottom of a measuring cup or a rocks glass.
Bake for 10 minutes or until the edges of the pretzel base start to brown slightly. Remove from the oven, and set aside to cool for half an hour.
With a hand mixer or stand mixer, beat the cream cheese and 1/2 cup of sugar for a few minutes, until it is fluffy and friendly-looking, then slowly drizzle in the cream, and beat the mixture until it has soft peaks. With a large spoon or a spatula, transfer the cream cheese mixture to the pretzel substrate, and smooth it out. Move the baking pan to your refrigerator, and let it chill for at least half an hour.
Put 2 pounds (2/3 of the bag) of strawberries in your blender or food processor, and puree them thoroughly, then strain the liquid into a large saucepan through a fine-mesh strainer. Add the salt and the remaining 2 cups of sugar, then cook the strawberry mixture over medium heat until it just starts to come to a slow simmer. You don’t want to cook the flavor out of the strawberries; you just want to get the sugar completely dissolved. If you bought frozen whole berries, slice the remaining ones. Mix the remaining berries into the puree.
Using a sturdy spatula, cut servings of the pretzel-and-cream mixture, and top generously with strawberry sauce. This can be served warm or chilled, and goes extremely well with plain seltzer.
Featured photo: Photo by John Fladd.
