With the Patriots’ 10-day trip to Wallyworld hitting the high point of the season — a 45-0 beatdown of the San Diego, er, L.A. Chargers — and its low point four days later — being literally run over in a 24-3 loss to the Cleveland, er, L.A., er, Anaheim, er, St. Louis, er, L.A. (again) Rams — their chances to make the playoffs are basically over. Thus plans for this week’s column to talk about how the left coast trip boosted their playoff hopes are scrapped. Instead we’ll catch up on stories we’ll be following as the Patriots spend January watching the playoffs on TV for the first time in 13 years.
Having said that, who should we root for? I’m going with Bill Belichick’s coaching tree of Mike Vrabel in Tennessee, Brian Flores in Miami and, while it doesn’t look likely after Sunday’s loss, Joe Judge if the G-Men sneak in.
Sports 101: Of the NFL’s Top 20 career TD pass leaders, nearly half (nine) were either drafted below Round 1 or were street free agents. How many can you name? Hint: That list ranges from the all-time best 571 to 261.
Also rooting for Buffalo because I like seeing players who got abuse from the so-called experts prove them wrong like QB Josh Allen has with an MVP-caliber season. Plus, after 25 years of misery the city deserves a little football joy.
How come no on Tom Brady? (a) I don’t dig Bruce Arians’ finger-pointing act. (b) I haven’t particularly dug TB since he left either. (c) But mostly at a time when people and small businesses are being ravaged by Covid-19’s economic impact, we’ve learned that the company of a guy worth $200 million got nearly $1 million in PPP Cares Act funds and then showed how desperately TB-12 needed that money by spending $2 million on a new yacht not long after. Hard to root for a story like that, especially with he and Yoko about to make another $15 million on a So-Ho condo they’re selling. So hoping for an early playoff exit there.
Chaim Bloom surfaced Monday with big news; he signed masher Hunter Renfroe for $3 million per. Yup — a .156 hitter.
The hot stove league in baseball has been another casualty of the pandemic. Other than that, there has been zero buzz this off-season. And with the winter meetings being done by Zoom, I don’t expect that to change.
The chatter following the death of Phillies great Dick Allen sparked the classic “was he or wasn’t a Hall of Famer?” that always follows the death of someone on the outside looking in. The 351 homers and just three 100-RBI seasons are at the bottom end. However, he played in baseball’s greatest pitching era and his 10 best years had him among the best offensive players of his time. Then if you play the “if he’s in, then Dick should be in” game, I’ll take him over several, including Joe Tinker, Johnny Evers, Alan Trammell and Harold Baines. The best comparison may be contemporary Ron Santo, whose stats came in hitter-friendly Wrigley and who only got in after he died, when he couldn’t enjoy it. To the voters I say wake up, people.
Does Jets running backs coach Jim Bob Cooter have the greatest name in NFL history or what? OK, not better than Bronko Nagurski, but it does sound more like it should be for a NASCAR driver or the bass player for Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Speaking of great nicknames, shouldn’t my new favorite player, bulldozing Titans running back Derrick Henry, have a good one? Some will say Adrian Peterson and/or LaDainian Tomlinson, butI’d say best pure NFL runner since the 1990s trio of Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith and Terrell Davis.
I’m in the chorus who think Danny Ainge overplayed his hand with a proposed sign and trade deal with Indiana in the Gordon Hayward affair. But achieving the off-season’s most critical task of signing Jayson Tatum to a five-year extension shouldn’t go unnoticed. Phew on that one.
I know my friend Dick Lombardi the insurance magnate will agree that the annual saga of an NBA star holding up his team to get traded to a locale of his choice is a reason to turn off the Association. This year it’s James Harden with internet wags transfixed on where he’ll go. My comment is, who cares?
Speaking of turn-offs, after hearing Aubrey Huff say in response to the president-elect’s plea for wearing them for 100 days after he takes office, “Joe Biden will have to make me wear a mask,” it’s not hard to see why the SF Giants don’t want Huff (and puff) around during alumni events.
Sports 101 Answer: The list of nine includes three of the top four, Brady (571), Drew Brees (565) and Brett Favre (508). Followed by 340, Fran Tarkenton (third round); 291, Warren Moon, and 290, Johnny Unitas (both undrafted); 273, Joe Montana, and 263, Russell Wilson (both third round), and 261, undrafted, Seahawks and Chiefs QB Dave Krieg out of football power Milton College.
Finally, from the “now I’ve seen everything” department, is Steve Kornacki parlaying his Kornacki-gate presidential map guru work on MSNBC into a gig mapping out NFL playoff possibilities for Football Night in America on NBC. The segment is pretty silly and almost like an SNL parody. But, what the heck, he seems like a likable dude and was a lot better than Dennis Miller was on Monday Night Football.