- 12 full graham crackers
- 8 Tablespoons (1 stick) butter – melted and cooled
- 2 Tablespoons sugar
- ½ cup fresh squeezed lemon juice
- Zest of three large lemons
- 1 14-ounce can sweetened condensed milk
- ¼ teaspoon salt
- 1½ cups (340 g) heavy cream
Line an 8×8” baking pan with parchment paper. Set it aside, reassuring it that you’ll be back; you’re not breaking up with it.
In a blender or a food processor, grind the graham crackers and sugar into crumbs. Set aside 2 tablespoons of the mixture, then transfer the rest to a medium bowl, and mix in the melted butter, one half at a time.
Transfer the buttery graham cracker mixture to the baking pan, and smoosh it flat and into the corners with the bottom of a measuring cup. Set it aside again. It should be used to it by now.
In another bowl — or wash out the one you just used, because, come on! It’s not like you’re made of bowls! — whisk together the lemon juice, 2/3 of the lemon zest, the condensed milk, and salt. The condensed milk is thick and will want to splash the lemon juice around. Stir the mixture slowly with your whisk in the center of the bowl, and when the condensed milk gets tired and starts mixing with the other ingredients, you can make larger, dramatic whisk sweeps.
With a hand or stand mixer, whip the cream to medium peaks, then fold it into the lemon mixture. Work it gently, until all the clumps of whipped cream have given themselves over to the Lemon Collective.
Spoon the mixture into the baking pan, completely covering the graham cracker crust. Smooth it out, making sure you get into the corners. Top it with the remaining graham cracker mixture and lemon zest. Pat the toppings down to make certain they’re stuck to the lemon stuff.
Cover the pan with plastic. Yes, you could absolutely use regular, sticks-to-itself plastic wrap, but there is another way. Every few weeks I go to the dollar store and buy a couple packages of super-discount shower caps. These are really good at covering bowls of leftovers or the occasional frozen dessert.
Freeze for at least three hours — maybe all day.
When you are ready for frozen, lemony refreshment, remove the pan from the freezer, then use the parchment paper to remove the bars from the pan. Use a large knife to cut the block into nine Brady-Bunch like squares.You will probably want to eat this with a fork — the bottom crust sets up super firm.
The crust gives these bars a crunchy, buttery element, which contrasts nicely with the smoothness of the lemon layer, which tastes — not surprisingly — satisfyingly lemony, but with a creamy richness from the condensed milk.
Once your ingredients are prepped, these bars will take about 10 minutes to make — not counting the time in the freezer. They have an extremely high reward-to-effort ratio.
Featured photo: Frozen Lemon Bars. Photo by John Fladd.
