These are a sweet take on crab rangoons, only not crabby, and a little Polynesian.
- 1 8-ounce package of cream cheese
- 1 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper
- ¼ cup (55 g) sugar
- Zest of 1 lemon (about 8 g)
- 3 ounces (85 g) drained, crushed pineapple – depending on how well you’ve drained it, the whims of the kitchen gods, and the phases of the moon, this will be about 1/3 cup
- 3 ounces (85 g) drained, canned, chopped mango – same
- 1 teaspoon dehydrated lemon juice powder (optional) – this will add a little extra zing to the wonton filling without watering it out and making it Gloopy (the eighth dwarf who the others rarely talk about)
- 30 or so wonton wrappers – you can usually find these with egg roll wrappers in the produce section of your supermarket, next to the tofu
- Vegetable oil for frying
Open the canned fruit and strain it with a fine-mesh strainer. Save the juice for a cocktail later, maybe something with dark rum and crushed ice.
With an electric mixer, beat the cream cheese, sugar, lemon zest and black pepper until it is fluffy — two or three minutes. Using a spoon or a silicone spatula, stir the fruit into the mix gently, by hand. Put the bowl into your refrigerator to chill for half an hour or so — long enough to do the dishes and clean up the kitchen a little.
Upon returning to your kitchen, open up the package of wonton wrappers and remove about half of them. They will be small, pale squares of dough, 2 or 3 inches on each side. Lay one flat on the counter in front of you. Dip a finger in a bowl of water, and run it along two adjacent edges of the wrapper to make the edges a little sticky. Spoon about 2 teaspoons of the now-cool cream cheese mixture into the center of the wrapper. Fold the non-sticky corner over the mixture, onto its sticky counterpart, to make a triangle. Seal the edges and set it aside on a plate.
Now, do that 25 more times. As you finish six or seven triangles, move them to a plate in the refrigerator until you are ready to fry them — again, trying to avoid gloopiness. You will get faster and neater at this as you go along.
Put 2 or 3 inches of vegetable oil into a medium-sized saucepan, and heat it over low heat to 350°F.
Fry two or three triangles at a time, flipping them over with a slotted spoon when the first side has cooked to a golden-brown color, about a minute and a half, and finish them off on the other side. When both sides are brown and a little blistered, use the slotted spoon to transfer them to paper towels or newspaper to drain, then wait for the oil to come back up to 350°F, and fry the next batch.
These are best hot out of the fryer, but if it’s very humid and you have to wait a few minutes to serve them, they might lose their crunch. Don’t panic. Your air-fryer has been waiting for this Moment Of Destiny.
Serve these, hot and crispy, with rainbow sherbet. A glass of prosecco would not go amiss, either.
Featured photo: Pineapple Rangoons. Photo by John Fladd.
