Planteray Rum, rebranded from Plantation Rum and owned by Cognac Ferrand, If you ask people about their banana preference, they will probably back slowly away from you and make excuses about forgetting their children at day care. But suppose you are in an elevator or something, and they can’t get away easily. Put on the spot, most Americans will tell you that they like their bananas very yellow, with no soft or brown spots on them — maybe even a little bit green along the stem.
Which is a little strange when you think about it — though, in fairness, not any stranger than asking people about bananas in the elevator — because solid yellow, firm bananas don’t taste particularly banana-y. And they hurt the roof of your mouth a little. Bananas are at their most flavorful when they are covered with freckles over about half the surface of their peels.
Because most shoppers like their bananas barely ripe, it can be difficult to find truly ripe, sweet, banana-y bananas in the supermarket. True, you could just buy some not-quite-ready bananas and leave them on your counter until they are truly ripe, but bananas are extremely sensitive emotionally and don’t deal well with this type of aloofness on your part.
After living in an area for a while, most of us discover the best places to buy particular foods – the best place for fresh rhubarb, for instance, is in the grocery department of a big box store that rhymes with “Glooper Ball Cart.” The best place to find truly ripe, ready to eat bananas is in front of the cash register at a convenience store, where they are optimistically placed for hurried shoppers to grab a healthy snack on the run.
True, they start out the week firm, yellow, and full of joie de vivre, but by Thursday or Friday they have been completely devastated emotionally and are freckly and pitifully eager to go home with you to bake. Reassure them that they are safe with you now and that everything will be alright. It won’t be, of course; this is a lie to lull the bananas into a false sense of security, but it will make the experience less traumatic in the short-term for everybody involved.
Banana Pudding Cookies
Dry ingredients:
2 cups (240 g) all-purpose flour
3.4-ounce box of instant banana pudding mix
1¼ teaspoons coarse sea salt
¼ teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
Wet ingredients:
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup (213 g) brown sugar
1 egg yolk
1 large, very ripe banana
1½ teaspoons crème de banana, or vanilla
Stir-In ingredients:
24 Nilla Wafer cookies, broken into ¼- to ½-inch pieces
¾ cup (128 g) peanut butter baking chips
Preheat oven to 350°F.
Line two baking sheets with silicone baking mats or parchment paper.
Whisk the dry ingredients together in a medium-sized mixing bowl.
Cream the butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. One at a time, beat in each of the wet ingredients. Add the dry ingredients, and stir until just combined.
By hand, mix in the cookie pieces and peanut butter chips.
Spoon out six cookies, about 2 tablespoons each, onto each baking sheet. Chill the remaining cookie dough in the refrigerator.
Wish the cookies Godspeed, and bake for seven minutes, then switch and rotate the pans, and bake for another seven minutes. Remove from the oven, and allow to cool.
Repeat with the remainder of the dough, for a total of two dozen cookies.
Your convenience store banana’s Last Grand Gesture was not in vain. These are solidly banana-y cookies, crispy along the edges and chewy in the middle, with random crunchiness from the Nilla Wafers, and random pops of salt. They are outstanding with vanilla ice cream.
Featured Photo: Photo by John Fladd.