Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning (PG-13)

Tom Cruise does awesome stunts with biplanes but you gotta wait through like two hours of movie to get to that in Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning, a movie that is allegedly the finale of this Mission: Impossible series.

In a movie with a smattering of Little Bads, the Big Bad here is the Entity — an AI that “eats truth” and is causing havoc all over the world, which is such an eyeroll of a “yeah, I’ve got that on my phone” thing but this one is attempting to hack into all the world’s nuclear weapons systems and control them so that it, the Entity, can destroy all life on Earth and … something. Throughout the movie I remained murky on the something, the explanation for how nuclear apocalypse benefits the Entity. But whatever the reason, it really wants this. And it has even convinced a few human people that nuclear apocalypse is a cool idea, so occasionally we get an Entity-puppet-person throwing a wrench in some Team Impossible Mission plan.

Nuclear apocalypse, that’s The Entity’s goal. The movie’s goal is to connect many of the various Ethan Hunt (Cruise) missions (i.e. the previous movies) as all sharing a part in the rise of The Entity. So we get a lot of flashbacks here to accompany talk about how this thing he stole in a previous movie provided some building block to the Entity in another movie or how this guy from the first movie is related to this thing now. The good news is that you don’t really have to care about any of this to enjoy the best parts of Final Reckoning. The bad news is that we all this discussion is a slog to get through and I wish we could have just replaced the movie’s first 40 minutes with one of those Star Wars crawls.

The meat of this deal is our familiar team — Ethan, Benji (Simon Pegg), Luther (Ving Rhames), requisite girl Grace (Haley Atwell), villain turned ally Paris (Pom Klementieff) and extra person American good guy Theo (Greg Tarzan Davis) — performing a series of tasks to attempt to stop the Entity before the Entity can blow up the world. President Angela Bassett (her name is Erika; Wikipedia says the character has been in three of these movies) is getting competing advice to either do a preemptive bombing on all the nuclear powers (which wouldn’t seem to solve a single problem but sure) or just unplug her weapons so the Entity can’t control them. (The movie doesn’t, as far as I can remember, address the “just unplug the weapons” element but it did stop me for a moment. Ethan and the team have to travel the world, cheating death multiple times, but also nations could just unplug their weapons? I get that the Entity has sown mistrust and nations of the world have stopped communicating with each other but I mean come on.)

Anyway, our heroes perform a bunch of tasks — and stunts — to stop the Entity, President Angela Bassett and assorted “Madame President, we can’t trust this one rogue agent” types are hanging out in a room with maps and countdown clocks, and then, throughout, assorted troublemakers show up to give the tasks an extra challenge. One of recurring regulars of this sort is Gabriel (Esai Morales), who was in the last movie.

We have here maybe a solid 50 minutes of fun action sequences, including an interesting sequence where Ethan has to fight his way through a sunken submarine that is on a shelf in the ocean, slowly rolling toward an abyss. And we also get the set piece finale with the airplanes, cross-cut of course with a scene of the Team trying to work out various computer-y, wire-y, bomb things. These scenes deliver the feeling of “wheeee!” that I look for in my Missions: Impossible. Tom Cruise with his “my family gets more death benefits if I die in the line of duty” energy doing absolutely crazy stunts that you can tell are, to some degree, not just green screen, is why I buy the ticket.

Unfortunately, this movie is two hours and 49 minutes long and we spend a whole lot of time in the other kinds of scenes, most of which don’t add any of the energy and lightness that is this movie’s hallmark when it’s really humming. There are very assembled-with-duct-tape story elements trying to draw in barely remembered characters or events from earlier in the series. As awesome as Angela Bassett is, there is probably too much time spent with her and her cabinet and their ultimately irrelevant discussions. There are some lesser action scenes that feel like a box of puzzle pieces are just being thrown at you — Hand! Knife! Tom Cruise’s face way too close up!

The Mission Impossible series is one of those franchises when the best movies pare back the story and let the artistry of the stunts shine. The Final Reckoning too often tries to steal its best elements’ spotlight. B- In theaters.

Strawberries for the library

Shortcake is highlight at Windham fest

By John Fladd
jfladd@hippopress.com

For the past 41 years the Friends of the Library of Windham (FLoW) have held a Strawberry Festival to raise funds to help the Nesmith Library (8 Fellows Road, Windham, 432-7154, nesmithlibrary.org) provide some of its programs.

“It used to be held in mid to late June, when strawberries were actually in season, and we would pick strawberries, and strawberry shortcakes were served at the festival,” Library Director Sylvie Brikiatis said. “Eventually it was moved to early June because mid to late June is so hot and this is an outdoor festival.”

Forty years on, the Strawberry Festival has grown to include more than just strawberries, said Mary Connelly, one of the Friends.

“In addition to the Strawberry Fest, we have a book fair as well,” Connelly said. “We have seven or eight community groups that are doing entertainment. It goes from some of the local dancing groups to a karate school and our Windham Actors Guild. We will have inflatable activities and we have a balloon artist. We have a number of food trucks that are coming. We are having — this is new this year — a children’s bicycle parade. Then we of course have our Strawberry Festival sundaes and strawberry shortcake, which this is all based on.” Connelly is in charge of the Book Fair.

Regardless of other activities, the focus of the Fair remains on strawberries.

“That’s the highlight,” said Library Director Brikiatis, “our strawberry shortcakes. That’s all community-driven. The community picks up the strawberries, slices them and puts sugar in. Other people bake the biscuits.” Sugar is added to the sliced berries, she said, to macerate them — to draw out their juices and make them syrupy.

There are two main schools of thought when it comes to strawberry shortcake; some shortcake fans have strict loyalty to a base of angel food cake, while others favor a biscuit base. The Festival volunteers fall firmly into the second camp, Brikiatis said.

“We purchase [boxed biscuit] mix, but we have our own biscuit recipe that we use with it. It’s not a back-of-the-box recipe. We want to be able to layer them so that we can break them apart for the shortcakes.”

For a one-day festival, the Friends go through a lot of biscuits and berries, Brikiatis said. “We usually buy 80 flats of strawberries.” There are usually eight quarts of strawberries to a flat, “so 80 flats is quite a lot. And we use 60 20-ounce boxes of biscuit mix. We get spray cans of whipped cream, and usually vanilla ice cream. We have a couple of people who bake gluten-free biscuits for those who need gluten-free who want biscuits.”

“It’s all focused on the shortcake,” Brikiatis said, “but we also serve [strawberry] sundaes. Oftentimes kids want sundaes, so we have a topping bar so they can put on sprinkles and M&Ms and whatever else they want on there”

In theory, Britiakis said, the volunteers will serve shortcake until the end of the afternoon, but it rarely works out that way. “Usually we either run out of shortcakes or run out of ice cream or something. If we have a lot of extra strawberries we’ll package them in quart containers and sell them for an inexpensive amount. If we have enough to do kits, we’ll do the same thing with the biscuits. But usually we’ve run out of something at that point,” she said.

Windham 40th Anniversary Strawberry Festival

When: Saturday, May 31, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Where: Windham High School, 64 London Bridge Road, Windham
More: flowwindham.org/strawberry-festival

Featured photo: Courtesy Photo.

Make a thing

See and learn at 2025 MakeIt Fest

By Michael Witthaus
mwitthaus@hippopress.com

An upcoming free event in Nashua will showcase creations from a group of dedicated tinkerers, DIY-ers and crafters. However, the 2025 MakeIt Fest isn’t just about buying hand-thrown pottery or admiring contraptions like the kinetic vehicles that will be on display. Although who doesn’t want to see two people power a giant lobster?

“Craft fairs and flea markets, things of that nature, are typically about showing people what exhibitors have done, and what you can buy,” MakeIt Fest organizer Bradley Goodman said recently. “We’re an organization of artists and engineers and mad scientists … and that’s a lifelong thing.”

Thus, the event’s aim is that folks don’t just marvel but are inspired to get involved. “The goal,” Goodman said, “is to show off what you can do, not what we have done.”

That could mean learning a skill like woodworking or even changing a car’s oil. Someone with a particular talent might consider teaching at event sponsor MakeIt Labs, or somewhere else. Representatives from makerspaces in Manchester, Claremont and Lowell, Mass., will be on hand, along with robotics nerds and the team behind the self-propelled lobster.

Though memberships are limited to adults, MakeIt Labs does outreach, like working with the local First Robotics team; members will have a booth at the festival.

“Even though our members have to be 18 and up, we have high school kids that come and use us as a workshop,” Goodman said. “We also support organizations for things like Eagle Scout projects, and we’ve done stuff for Boys & Girls Clubs.”

To that end, “we’re also going to have a lot of other age-appropriate stuff” at the festival,” he said. “Everything from static displays to arts and crafts, like making a little soaps and cosmetics, to hands-on screen printing, where people can get their names engraved on little metal keychains … interactive things not just for adults … it’s definitely a wide age range.”

MakeIt Labs first opened in Worcester, Mass., then moved to Lowell and then Nashua. Goodman got involved after reading a news article that described Nashua officials showing up at the organization’s first building to shut it down due to safety issues, but eventually finding money in the city’s budget to bring it up to code.

“I’m looking at it and thinking, wow, this is pretty interesting,” he recalled, adding he received his first membership as a Christmas gift. “I started going knowing very little about what they actually did, just taking some classes on some new things. That’s the first time I ever saw or used a 3D printer or a laser cutter. I just started one by one taking classes and learning things. That’s how I became involved, and that was about 14 years ago.”

Among the engaging activities at MakeIt Fest is the Sumo Robot Competition. Anyone who had a Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots game as a kid will recognize the concept, but this is much more high-tech. Robotics enthusiasts can bring their own entries, but attendees also have an opportunity to program one themselves.

There’s the MakeIt A Thing contest, which Goodman explained is limited solely to one’s imagination. “If you’ve made it, you think it’s cool and want to show it off, and if you think other people are going to look at it and say hey that’s really cool … then it’s probably something you should bring in and enter,” he said.

“A neat thing about MakeIt Labs and other makerspaces is they’re a very multimedia type of organization,” he continued. “Whether it’s fabric, sewing, textiles, pottery, metal, wood, 3D printed stuff … every type of technique and media you can think of is game for the type of things that people create. Electronics, music, sound, whatever it is.”

Additional attractions include the Caddy Couch, a battery-powered “cozy-cruising-creation” built at MakeIt Labs, an old-school demo on worldwide radio communications from the MakeIt Labs’ Ham Radio club, along with workshops, hands-on classes and guided tours of the facility.

MakeIt Fest isn’t a fundraiser, Goodman stressed.

“It’s something we are doing for the sole purpose of raising awareness about what we do and what other makerspaces, clubs and maker organizations do. We want to say hey, this is the kind of thing you should get involved with if it fancies you.”

MakeIt Fest

When: Saturday, May 31, noon to 5 p.m.
Where: 25 Crown St., Nashua
More: makeitfest.com

Featured photo: Jonathan Vail, resource manager of the electronics department at MakeIt Labs, on the Lobster Roll Kinetic Vehicle.

Sunny Sips

What to drink this summer

By John Fladd
jfladd@hippopress.com

Summer provides another season, another reason for making some new sipping choices. It’s easy to fall back on drinking habits and not explore new drinks that might be right up your alley.

Emma Stetson thinks you should think about trying some new wines. She is the owner of Wine on Main in Concord and holds WSET (Wine Spirits Education Trust) Level Three certification in wine and spirits. A good place to start exploring, she said, is with rosés.

“For me,” she said, “the first thing that comes to mind for summer wines is rosé. It’s such a seasonal drink. It originated kind of in the Mediterranean, especially in France for the summers and people who are in their boats and who are looking for something with fresh acidity and very light and dry and clean and classic to enjoy even like with lunch or in the afternoon in those warm areas. It’s something very seasonal, so usually the freshest batch of rosé — which is 2024 now — you start seeing those come out around April and then they start disappearing again about September. They say it’s rosé season when the boats go in the water and when they come out of the water it ends.” (To clarify: “boats” in this case are yachts, not fishing boats.)

“Some people think that rosés are sweet,” Stetson said. ”That’s a misconception that people come to us with. I feel like white zinfandel gave rosé a bad rep because it’s a pink, sticky, sweet drink. But most rosés are dry and light and elegant, more along the lines of a white wine.”

Stetson also suggested that wine adventurers keep an open mind and think about wine cocktails.

“My husband and I traveled to Portugal last summer, and the best summer drink that we came home with is the Porto Tonic. You think of port being like a fortified, robust offering that you might enjoy like in front of the fire or something in the wintertime. But in warmer months, if you go to Portugal, everybody drinks the Porto Tonic. You start with lots of ice, tonic water, an orange slice, and then a kind of a port floater. They usually use white port, but you can use anything. We really like it with tawny port. It’s kind of like a spritz, if you will, kind of like a play on the gin and tonic or the Aperol spritz, but with port.”

Emma Stetson’s summer wine recommendations

“Mont Gravet Rosé is made just outside of Provence, France. It’s totally delicious, very light, very easy drinking and clean,” Stetson said.

“Artigiano Rosé is a rosé of Montepulciano from Italy — Montepulciano being the grape. That one’s fun. It’s still dry and relatively light in the glass, but just a little bit more flavorful. There’s like a little bit more strawberry and watermelon [flavors] for you to sink your teeth into. It’s just drinking phenomenally right now.” (750 ml, $13.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets)

“Any aromatic dry white wine is great,” Stetson said. “I love vinho verde in the summertime. That is a little bit lighter in alcohol too. It’s from a region in northern Portugal. Vinho verde is the grape that the wine is named after, but it’s become synonymous with a style of wine. What they do is they stop fermentation before all of the sugar has transformed into alcohol. They’re not extremely sweet, but there is a little bit of natural sugar left behind. They are just very appealing and easy drinking in the afternoons.” (Bicudo Vinho Verde, 750 ml, is $13.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.)

Emma Round owns Unwined Wine Bar in Milford. She’s also a fan of rosés in warm weather.

“As soon as I think about the summer,” Round said, “I think about ‘porch pounders.’ I think about rosés, I think easy-drinking, light, bright, breezy wines that we can enjoy with the amazing seafood we have here in New England. For me a ‘porch pounder’ is something that’s easy-drinking, with medium to high acidity, very smooth forward — something that is better drunk alone. You don’t need food for it. You don’t need it to be complex. You want it to be easy drinking.”

An additional advantage for that type of wine, Round said, is its affordability. “Something that we have to be very conscious of currently is economics,” she said. “We are in an economic downturn, so we want to drink affordably. We want to have the best-quality products for a lower price.”

Robert Waite, owner of Averill House Vineyard in Brookline, has an out-of-the-box summer wine suggestion: wine slushies, which he serves at his vineyard during the summer. Imagine a drink of ice granules and syrup from a convenience store, but made with good-quality wine.

“We make wine slushies with a red or a white wine every day,” Waite said. “And then the customer also has the ability to have the two blended and we call that a Zebra. So that’s always kind of fun and the flavors change from week to week, depending on which type of wine we’re using.” Averill House has been using South African wines in its white slushies recently. “They are really fun,” Waite said. “And then on the red side we have a couple that work really well. One of them is an aged blueberry wine that is aged with oak. We actually make it both ways, a sweet and a dry, but the dry is what we would use in the slushy. Because what happens is when you get the ice, any sweetness that’s in the wine itself is enhanced by the ice.”

The wine slushies go extremely well with food, Waite said, but obviously not anything that takes itself too seriously. “We usually have a couple of different things to serve with them,” he said, “”but one of the fun things that we offer is a tasting board that is wine chips. They’re actually potato chips that are created specifically to enhance the flavors of wine. That’s kind of fun because you’ve got a sweet component inside the wine and then you’ve got a seasoned and salty combination with the chips.”

Krista Fisher’s summer cocktail recommendations

You’ve got company, but it’s been raining all week: “If you’re staying inside, pop a bottle of prosecco. People love that,” Fisher said. “The sound of the pop of a cork is an instant party. Whether it’s raining out or not, it’s going to put people in that mood. A great cocktail to add to that to is a French 75. That’s my go-to for a cocktail. Bubbly, lemony, a little bit of gin. You could jazz it up any way you want.”

It’s been hot and dry and you’ve been gardening: “You want something like a John Daly, like what they drink on a golf course. It has fresh iced tea, fresh lemonade, vodka and fresh mint. It’s light, and when the glass sweats, it makes you thirsty,” Fisher said.

The kids have been driving you crazy all day and they’re finally out of your hair for an hour or so: “For this, you’d better make it bold and quick, right? So a nice whiskey sour. This is a good way to use brown liquors or bourbons in a more spring or summer way. Again, fresh lemon juice, a little bit of simple [syrup], and a cherry on top.”

Wine is clearly delicious and a solid summer drinking option, but when you picture sitting on a porch on a summer evening, it’s probably beer that comes to mind. Is there a difference between summer beers and ones you might drink when it’s cold outside?

Brian Link and Camaron Carter have put a lot of thought into that.

Link and Carter are the owners of the Sunstone Brewing Co. in Londonderry and, like many microbrewers, they brew different types of beer depending on the season. This summer they’ve been thinking a lot about pineapples.

“It’s one of those things where pineapples are great this time of year,” Link said. “They are super refreshing. We kind of always make a small batch of something to test it out.” One of these test batches was called Pineapple Express, which sold out almost immediately. “It flew,” Link said. “It only lasted for about a weekend.”

Traditionally, Link said, summer beers tend to be lighter — lighter in color, lighter in flavor, and lower in alcohol. At the moment, he said, Sunstone is looking at brewing something called a Saison beer. “It’s kind of light,” he said, “with an alcohol level of about five percent. It will have some fresh ginger, lavender and coriander in it. It’s going to be a nice, light, refreshing summer beer. Another thing we’re thinking of doing is a hefeweizen [a German-style beer made mostly with wheat instead of barley], which is a nice light beer. It’s got a lot of flavor, it’ll have a lot of citrus to it, it’ll be very bright and easy to drink.”

Carter said summer is a good time for brewers and beer drinkers to explore fruit beers.

“Our next sour is going to be mai tai-inspired,” he said. “Again, there’s a little bit of pineapple, but you’ve got some cherry in there too. It’s still very light and refreshing. I think our next limited release is going to be blueberry and açaí berry, with pomegranate. We’ll have a lot of small-batch and larger-batch blueberry mix-ups going through the season. Whether it’ll be a golden ale or a hefeweizen, it’ll be a good mix.”

Brian Dobson is the owner of Bert’s Beer & Wine in Manchester. He agrees that during the summer customers look for lighter beers. “I find that typically they want a lower ABV [alcohol by volume], crisper, and easy to drink,” he said. “So a non-light beer would be like a double dry hopped IPA, right, where it’s very thick in the body, and if you drink two of them really fast you’re going to feel very full. Whereas if you drink a wheat beer you can have a couple of those and you’re going to be fine. Typically when someone comes to me and they’re like, ‘I want something light and easy for hot weather’ or ‘I want [something to drink while] I sit on the patio’, that’s what they’re looking for.”

Krista Fisher is the manager and bar manager at Local Street Eats in Nashua. She designs a slate of summer cocktails based on ingredients that are especially good and available.

“I always usually say we live in such a great area,” Fisher said. “In New Hampshire, just having all the seasons means we have all different things available to us season to season. There are a couple of staple drinks that stay on the menu year-round,” Fisher said, “but usually we try to change up just about everything the same way the kitchen would. So I think our menu has about 12 or 13 drinks on it, and I’ll probably change at least nine of them. As we go into the summer, this is the menu we’ve most been looking forward to. The fact that we can pick our own strawberries, blueberries, flowers, everything like that, right in our neighborhood really inspires the drink menu pretty hard. Fresh is always the way to go.”

Brian Dobson’s New Hampshire summer beer recommendations

White Mountain White Ale by Concord Craft Brewing: “It’s light and easy to drink. It’s got a good orange flavor, and a little coriander,” Dobson said. $3.80 per 16-ounce can at Bert’s.

“I always recommend Schilling’s beers. They’re out of Littleton, New Hampshire. They do a lot of old-world style, Pilsners and lagers, either German or Czech style,” he said. “They have dark lagers, which are roasty and malty, but still light on the tongue and crisp and refreshing. They’re fantastic.” Schilling Especial Mexican-Style Lager is $4.10 per 16-ounce can at Bert’s.
“Woodstock [The Woodstock Inn Brewery] does a Lemon Blueberry Pale Ale, which is very blueberry-y and very lemony.” $3.20 per 16-ounce can at Bert’s.
“The Sea Dog Blue Paw is kind of a classic that you can have year round; it’s light and easy to drink.” $19.95 for a 12-pack of 12-ounce cans at Bert’s.

Fisher, too, sees summer as a time for lighter drinks.

“I try to always lighten up bourbons and stuff like that,” she said, “to make them all-season. But when you think of summer, you definitely think of gins and tequilas. I mean, margaritas are the drink of the summer, right? But also lower-ABV stuff because it’s hotter out and people are maybe outside a little bit more. So that’s where spritzes will always be popular, something with a lower level of alcohol, maybe like an aperitif. So, something like prosecco that has bubbles, that you can drink by the pool but then not feel like, ‘Oh man, I can’t do anything for the rest of the day.’”

Marissa Chick, the bar manager at The Birch on Elm in Manchester, considers a classic daiquiri one of the quintessential cocktails of summer — not, she hastened to add, the frozen blender drinks that call themselves daiquiris.

“A daiquiri is pretty simple and a classic,” she said. “The only ingredients that need to be in there for it to be a daiquiri are lime, sugar and rum. Rum and summer go together like hand in hand. It’s just nice and refreshing, at least if you’re doing it the original way. So it’s supposed to be fairly tart, not too sweet, but pretty dry as well. So like a dry, tart drink.”

“When I started bartending,” Chick said, “I learned the Hemingway daiquiri first; it was Hemingway’s drink of choice — super tart and way less sweet. Iit was white rum, lime, grapefruit and maraschino liqueur. It had double the amount of rum as usual.”

One of the reasons Chick likes daiquiris so much, she said, is their adaptability. She recently won a “Daq-Off” daiquiri-making competition with a bright pink Bubble Gum Daiquiri. “I had tried to make a bubble gum drink work for a while,” she said, “I tried out a couple different variations … Once I heard about the Daq-Off happening, I thought, well, that’s a fun drink and I feel like something sweet obviously goes in the daiquiri very well. So I researched bubble gum a little bit to see what kind of flavorings go into it naturally, like cherry, pineapple, lime and mint. I used natural pineapple juice, natural cranberry juice, cherry juice, and made everything separate. I used a dark rum and [the finished drink] was a nice bright pink color. I used a charred pineapple with some pineapple fronds as garnish. So it was very summery and fun.”

Emma Round’s summer wine recommendations

“I have an incredible rosé on my list right now called Prisma from Chile,” Round said. “It’s a rosé, it is a pinot noir base. It’s very fruity. We all think of red pinot noir, but this is a rosé pinot noir. It is very bold, but it’s very easy-drinking and it’s really nice by itself. I could happily drink a bottle of it by myself.” (750 ml, $13.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets)

To drink at a clam bake: “With clams and lobsters I want something with a little backbone but I also want some minerality to it. So my first reach would probably be a vinho verde or an alborinho,” Round said. According to winefolly.com, this is another Portuguese wine from the coastal area of the Iberian Peninsula, popular for its rich stone fruit flavors, a hint of salinity, and its zippy acidity. An example: Nortico Alvarinho, 750 ml, $18.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.

To drink at a backyard barbecue with burgers and hot dogs: “So, with burgers and dogs, if you want to go red. I would probably pick up a pinotage from South Africa,” Round said. “In South Africa they do things called braais. A braai is their version of grilling, barbecuing. Pinotages are a good match for them. They have a richness, a meatiness to them. And they give off notes of berries, almost like a tea flavor with some orange peel in there.” Consider Longridge Pinotage, 750 ml, $26.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.

To drink on a picnic: “I would love for someone on a picnic to pull out a crémant — a crémant de Loire, a crémant de Bourgogne, a crémant of some sort,” Round said. “It’s a sparkling wine. Usually they’re from different areas of France. They are made in the same style as Champagne, but they’re more affordable. They use different [grape] varietals. A creme de Loire usually contains like a chenin blanc, which gives it some more floral notes, and they’re just beautiful, well-made sparkling wines at a much lower price point than a Champagne, but similar quality. For me, they go beautifully with crackers and a charcuterie board. You can get a good crémant for 20 bucks.” An example: Maurice Bonnamy Cremant De Loire Brut, $18.99 at NH Liquor & Wine Outlets.

Featured photo: Blueberry Daiquiri by Marissa Chick. Courtesy photo.

News & Notes 25/05/29

Health care research

In a May 22 press release, New Hampshire Attorney General John M. Formella announced a $1.6 million grant to the University of New Hampshire for a research center to inform the public on the “impact of consolidation to the New Hampshire health care market. The center will examine hospital, physician and private insurance market consolidation. Using data-driven methodologies, the research will compare New Hampshire’s market trends with both nearby states and broader national patterns,” the release said. See doj.nh.gov/health-care-consumer-protection-advisory-commission.

Birthday pic

To celebrate Bedford’s 275th birthday, artist Ann Trainor Domingue painted “Village of Bedford, NH- Established 1750,” a work featuring notable town structures including Joppa Hill Farm, the Presbyterian Church, the Bedford Public Library, the Bedford Village Inn, the Town Hall and others, according to a press release. The work was unveiled last week at Sullivan Framing and Fine Art Gallery (15 N. Amherst Road in Bedford; sullivanframing.com) which will be selling commemorative prints to benefit “Bedford Historical Society and their completion of the Stevens-Buswell Community Center,” the release said. The prints cost $135 unframed, $250 framed, and are signed by the artist, according to the website.

Waste line

Nashua Regional Planning Commission is holding a Household Hazardous Waste Collection Day on Thursday, June 5, from 3 to 7 p.m. at the Nashua Park and Ride, 25 Crown St. in Nashua, accepting up to 10 gallons or 20 pounds for $20 per vehicle, cash or check, according to a press release. The collection is open to residents of Amherst, Brookline, Hollis, Hudson, Litchfield, Merrimack, Milford, Mount Vernon, Nashua, Pelham and Windham, the release said. No latex or acrylic paint, electronics or medicines; see nashuapc.org/hhw or call 417-6570 for a list of accepted items.

Full-time vet

Salem Animal Rescue League (4 SARL Drive in Salem; sarlnh.org) has hired a full-time staff veterinarian, Dr. Jordan Gagne, according to a press release. “With a steadily increasing number of intakes and medical cases, having a full-time veterinarian on-site will allow for faster diagnostics, improved treatment plans, and enhanced preventive care for the animals under the rescue’s care. It also will allow for an increase in community clinics for the underserved in our community,” the release said.

The Ted Herbert Music School will hold its Jazz Showcase on Sunday, June 8, at 3 p.m. at the Ted Herbert Music School and Majestic Studio Theatre (880 Page St. in Manchester), according to a press release. The event will feature performances by the 2025 Ted Herbert Community Big Band and the school’s students and instructors, the release said. Tickets cost $15; see majestictheatre.net.

The Derry Public Library (64 E. Broadway in Derry; derrypl.org) will host a “Dartmouth CARES — Heart Health Screening” event on Thursday, June 12, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. including free screenings of blood pressure, cholesterol and blood glucose, according to an email. No registration is required.

The Nashua Chamber Orchestra will present a performance of Beethoven’s Fifth for its season finale, Saturday, May 31, at 7:30 p.m. at Nashua Community College (Judd Gregg Hall, 505 Amherst St. in Nashua) and Sunday, June 1, at 3 p.m. at the Milford Town Hall on the Milford Oval, according to a press release. See nco-music.org for tickets, which cost $20 for adults and $15 for seniors, military and students ages 18 and over; kids under 18 get in for free.

YMCA of Greater Nashua will offer a free Water Safety Day event on Sunday, June 1, at the Merrimack YMCA (6 Henry Clay Drive in Merrimack), according to a press release. The event will include free “safety around water” swim lessons for children, drowning prevention giveaways, water watcher tag giveaways, activities and family swim time, the release said. Register for the free event at nmymca.org/water-safety-month.

Chicken Man

Comedy Coop comes to Kettlehead

Like the classic rock song, Joe Fenti has learned to roll with the changes. In 2019 he got his bachelor’s degree and started a consulting job that had him at client sites when he wasn’t in airports. Six months later he was living in Zoom world, as the world shut down, and, he said recently, “we were just trying to figure out what does our workday even look like?”

So he made it funny on social media, creating a fictitious company called Fenti Fried Chicken to skewer corporate life, its Patagonia-vested bros, and guys like Brandon the Intern who responds to demands for Excel reports with, “Sure thing, is Excel the green one?”

It was a pivot from Fenti’s college days, when he thought memes were the best path to comedy success.

“I noticed that the joke wasn’t about something, the joke just became what the joke is. It would be a reference to something that no one had ever heard of but if you got it you knew what it was,” he said. “Humor evolves.”

Fenti’s quick-hit reels built his profile, as did his takes on other topics. His pitch-perfect “Yes, Chef!” impression of The Bear’s Jeremy Allen White got 12 million hits. As the world opened back up, though, he moved from content creation to stand-up comedy. Three years later he’s doing it full time and preparing his first national tour.

His online disposition is still on display, but he’s not trying to translate his TikTok and Instagram humor for a crowd.

“The jokes you can make on stage can be a little more fleshed out, you can build … a story; on the internet you have to be very relatable very fast,” he said. “To work it has to be, ‘Who would I send this to?’ or ‘Who is someone I think of when I see this video?’ With stand-up, I can … bring you into my life rather than trying to make stuff for everyone.”

He’ll still touch on life in the business world.

“Return to office or hybrid work culture, there’s always something for me to riff on because I did experience that,” he said. “But now it’s more like, ‘Here are things that have happened to me … things I’m noticing about being a 28-year-old guy now living with my girlfriend for the first time.”

With hundreds of clips, his online life does pop up. He’ll talk about being recognized as a web celebrity, noting that men often can’t say why his face is familiar. “I’m a stand-up comic,” he’ll explain, only to hear in reply that’s not it, nor is his content. So he’ll say something like, maybe you know me from my job as an actor — in court-ordered training videos.

Building on his stand-up success, Fenti began booking shows under the name Comedy Coop, chosen to reflect his Fenti Fried Chicken social media handle. He’ll be at Kettlehead Brewing in Nashua on May 22, celebrating the opening of Za Dude Pizza there, along with Boston Comedy Fest winner Liam McGurk, Troy Burditt, Ryan Ellington and El Kennedy.

Fenti promises a well-balanced showcase.

“I try to book a lot of different comedians so you’re not getting five Joe Fentis,” he said. “You’re getting someone who does one-liners, someone who does storytelling, someone who likes joking about parenthood or teaching or whatever. I’m trying to give a whole show.”

Fenti’s own comedy is inspired by absurdists like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg. He has a recurring series of videos with him in sunglasses delivering his own jokes in Hedberg’s style that are hilarious. “If I’m ever in a room, and I don’t want people to talk to me, I pretend to be an elephant,” he says with the late comic’s deadpan delivery.

“I just love comics who do things that are a little weird and a little different,” Fenti continued, citing Demitri Martin and Bo Burnham as other guiding lights.

“People who can tell a story so smoothly and bring weird life moments to the stage,” he said. “I look to Mitch in so many ways. How he perceived the world, like an escalator is never broken, they just become stairs, that’s such a funny way to look at it [and] I try to bring that to a lot of the jokes I write now, and put them into my style. Which is still evolving; I’ve only been doing comedy almost three years. There’s always room to try new things and see what works.”

Joe Fenti w/ Liam McGurk, Troy Burditt, Ryan Ellington and El Kennedy
When: Thursday, May 22, 7:30 p.m.
Where: Kettlehead Brewing Co., 97 Main St., Nashua
Tickets: $20 at eventbrite.com

Featured photo. Joe Fenti. Courtesy photo.

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