Pats bring down Jets

The Big Story – Patriots Stave Off Disaster: The Pats took Sunday’s must-win game vs. the Jets in New York. It was their 15th straight win over the New Yawkas and first of the season. But it was another struggle by an offense that is averaging just 17 points per game and was aided by the Jets’ having to use the inept Zach Wilson at QB. Still, as they say, a win is a win.

Sports 101: Atlanta’s Ronald Acuna just became the fifth player to hit 40 homers and steal 40 bases in the same season. Name the other four. Hint: All were done after 1980.

News Item – Dolphins Offense Explodes: Not sure which was more impressive by the Miami Dolphins offense on Sunday: (1) running for an astonishing 350 yards on the ground. (2) racking up a stratospheric 726 yards in total offense, or (3) scoring the second most points ever in an NFL regular-season game during their 70-20 beatdown of Denver. In any event, it put De’Von Achane 203 rushing yards and Tua Tagovailoa 306 passing yards and four TDs into the day’s ho-hum category.

News Item – Mookie Betts: He set an MLB record for most RBIs by a lead-off hitter when his two-run eighth-inning double in L.A.’s 7-0 win vs. San Francisco Saturday gave him 105 for the year.

Other Alumni News: When the Dodgers and Tigers hooked up last week JD Martinez homered both times he faced 2018 championship teammate Eduardo Rodriguez.

JC Jackson: Looks like the Chargers are having major second thoughts after giving the former Patriot DB an $85 million deal two years ago, as he was a healthy scratch vs. Minnesota Sunday after an awful first season with L.A. ended early with a ruptured patellar tendon in his right knee.

The Numbers:
3 – Patriots cornerbacks named Jones (Jonathan, Marcus and Jack) who sat out that Jets game with a variety of injuries.
4 – NFL record field goals of over 50 yards in one game by Colts kicker Matt Gay as they slid by the Ravens 22-19 in OT.
25 – catches for Rams all-name team rookie receiver Puka Nacua in his first two NFL games after the fifth-round pick out of BYU had 15 in Week 2 vs. the 49ers. Both are all-time rookie records.

… Of the Week Awards
Player of the Week: When you play for the 49ers and tie any record held by Jerry Rice it’s a big deal. Especially when it’s touchdown-related. That’s what Christian McCaffrey did when he scored one in his 12th straight game as San Francisco beat the G-Men 30-12 on Thursday to tie JR’s record. I don’t think it’s a coincidence SF has won 13 straight regular-season games as he’s done that, do you?

Random Thoughts:
The worst thing that could have happened to the Patriots was seeing Dallas sleepwalk through Sunday’s trap game loss to the moribund Arizona Cardinals, because it likely means they’ll be extra focused when the Pats come to town this Sunday.

After the 42-6 butt-kicking Oregon gave Colorado on Saturday, guess the coaching Hall of Fame induction for Coach Prime is on hold.

Got to tell you, while I know it’s the color of the Irish, I hate when Notre Dame goes with the green jerseys, as they did in their 17-14 loss to Ohio State on Saturday. The traditional dark blue with gold pants are classic college football uniforms.

Also, liked seeing them lose to local lad Ryan Day’s sixth-ranked Buckeyes.

Sports 101 Answer: The other 40-40 guys are Jose Canseco (1998), Barry Bonds (1996), Alex Rodriquez (1998) and Alfonso Soriano (2006).

Final Thought: No, No On Snell’s No-No Bid: I know I sound like Peter Finch throwing open the window and shouting “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore” in the movie Network. Especially since I know it won’t change how baseball now treats no-hitters as no big deal. It happened again in San Diego last week, where for the second time in the last three years Padres hurler Blake Snell was yanked after seven innings with a no-hitter in progress. What made it even worse was hearing Snell being fine with it in saying, “I understand my body really well. I understand the risk/reward of injury, with pushing it,” and “I’m just not going to push for that.” Especially since it likely was his last start for the already eliminated Padres, so he has all winter to rest up from “pushing it.” What an awesome competitor.

I reject being called a dinosaur for saying this because the practice defies common sense. If the objective is to win, why would you take out a guy who hasn’t been touched for seven innings over the uncertainty of a new pitcher, like say Padres closer Josh Hader, who gave up two hits upon entering the game in the ninth? Worst of all, it robs the game (and its fans) of the drama of seeing if someone can finish off the thrill of pitching a no-no. BOOOO!

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Bloom is off the rose

The Big Story – Red Sox Fire Chaim Bloom: That’s all she wrote for Bloom as general manager of your Boston Red Sox. The end came for the stat-loving New Age GM with his badly constructed defense-deficient team in the midst of a free-falling 1-6 week.

It was met with “scapegoating” chatter in some quarters. But when a team finishes in last place three times in four years on the job, as it appears the Sox will, someone’s head usually rolls.

So for the fourth time in 12 years John Henry’s team is again at a crossroads as it begins a search to find yet another head of baseball operations.

Sports 101: Who are the only defensive players to score touchdowns as an offensive player in the Super Bowl?

News Item – Must-Win Game Ahead For Patriots: Hard to believe that could be the case for a Week 3 game. But when you lose a season’s first two games at home and in Week 4 you’re facing the rampaging Cowboys in Dallas after they’ve outscored their first two opponents 70-10 that is the case. Especially after consecutive confidence-sapping losses when the Pats were unable to finish off the kind of comeback-winning drives they did for 20 years with a different QB under center. All of which means Sunday vs. the Aaron Rodgers-less Jets is a must-win, or the “Bill Belichick on the hot seat” chatter goes on full blast.

Thumbs Up – New NBA Load Management Rules: To the NBA brass for saving fans from their sissy players and/or imperial coaches for enacting rules and fines regarding how and when teams can rest star players. It protects people who drop big money to see a star player in his only time in their town from the whims of coaches like Gregg Popovich who treat fans paying the freight like they don’t matter.

Thumbs Down – Aaron Rodgers Injury: I’m not a fan of the Jets, or of Rodgers for that matter. But seeing him go down four snaps into the season is a bummer. Thought his arrival in NJ gave extra juice to the AFC East and I was looking forward to seeing how it all would turn out. Instead, four snaps. Booo.

News Item – Who’s Hot: In the 317 at-bats since Sox rookie Triston Casas left April behind hitting .133, he has hit .297 with 21 homers and 61 RBI to raise the overall totals to 24–64–.263.

The Numbers:
.081 – according to Pete Abraham of the Boston Globe the Red Sox batting average (5 for 61) last week with runners in scoring position when they won once in seven games.
2 – field goals that doinked off the left upright and in during NFL Week 1 where Buffalo’s sent it to OT vs. NY and Philadelphia’s helped send Patriot Nation home 25-20 losers.
3 – interceptions by Jordan Whitehead for the Jets on Monday Night Football vs. Buffalo, which is more than he had in any entire season during his four-year NFL career.

… Of the Week Awards
Why Can’t We Get Guys Like That Award – tie:
Nelson Agholor: Had five catches for 62 yards for his new team and scored the TD that iced the Ravens’ 27-24 over the Bengals.
Nick Folk: Kicked a 41-yard FG in OT to give Tennessee a 27-24 over San Diego, er, L.A. to snap an eight-game Titans winless streak.

Random Thoughts:
Blindly going for it on fourth and short because the analytics say do it is dumb. Sorry, circumstances like score, time left and distance should be taken into account.
With all those layoffs at ESPN how is it that attention-seeking, rarely right blowhard Rex Ryan survived and the superior Jeff Van Gundy didn’t?

Sports 101 Answer: Both times it happened in games the Patriots were in. First as Refrigerator Perry plowed through their short-yardage defense when the Bear annihilated them 46-10 in SB 20, and Mike Vrabel did it twice as a short yardage tight end vs. Carolina and Philadelphia in their second and third SB wins.

Final Thought: Blame, blame, blame. That’s the game being played by Red Sox owner John Henry in firing Bloom as his GM. Done more so to head off a box office fan revolt rather than to face the real problem. Many say Bloom was just doing as he was told and the product reflected that. But as Evita Peron says, don’t cry for me, Argentina. The $180 million payroll he had was double what Baltimore and Tampa Bay have and they’re both 20 games up in the standings. Sorry, he couldn’t judge talent and his beloved analytics rarely see beyond the numbers to let the pieces of a team fit together.

But the real problem is the owner. He’s checked out. And that’s led to a passionless, indecisive leadership that only cares about ticket sales and ratings at NESN.

It all adds up to this: Henry should sell the team to preserve the legacy he earned over his first 15 years as the best owner in team history.

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Mixed bag in Pats loss

The Big Story: If someone needed a working example for the term “beyond belief” they could use that all it took was two plays into the 2023 season for the Patriots to start getting the same kind of stupid penalties that killed them all through the 2022 season.

In this case it was Deatrich Wise lining up in the neutral zone (how does a seven-year veteran do that?) on the second play of 2023 to turn a second-and-20 situation into a free first down leading to an Eagles field goal on the season’s first drive.

That was followed by a pick-six from their under-the-microscope QB in their first offensive series and a lost fumble on their next offensive play leading to a 16-0 deficit with 2:56 still left in the first quarter. Oh, and, as usual, they wasted a timeout on that first Eagles drive as well. Grrrr!

However, that was the low point of the opener. As after that they settled down to turn it into a pretty good game.

Football 101: Which QB has the most career wins without winning a Super Bowl?

News Item – Beyond Belief Coach B Decision: Fourth and 4 with the Pats down 8 and 9:26 on the clock, Coach B goes for it from his own 22. They turn it over on downs with no points.

Take the FG, it’s a five-point game with plenty of time left to get the TD they still needed. But if they eventually got that TD (which they did), it’s also not a do-or-die two-point conversion to tie the game. It’s a two-point lead instead or maybe three points if they make a two-point conversion. It also stops Philly from making it a two-score game with the FG they eventually got to put the Pats down 11 (25-14) with 5:33. So when New England eventually scored it was 25-20 after missing the two-point try they were forced into taking to leave them still needing a TD. Thus they had to go for six on fourth down in the final minute instead of kicking a FG to tie it.

Bottom line: Passing on the FG that early in the game cost New England the game.

News Item – Who’s Hot: In the 317 at-bats since Sox rookie Triston Casas left April behind hitting .133, he has hit .297 with 21 homers and 61 RBI to raise the overall totals to 24–64–.263.

The Numbers:
6½ – over-under betting line set by Las Vegas odds makers for 2023 wins by the Patriots. They also gave them a 19.1 percent chance of making the playoffs.
9 – consecutive losses by the Bears to the Packers after Sunday’s 38-20 even with newbie Jordan Love at QB for GB.
13 – magic number to be eliminated from the playoffs with 19 games left as the Red Sox started the week.

… Of the Week
Sports Headline of the Week – Royce Lewis: A grand Beatlemania-like eight-day week for the Minnesota rookie could have been celebrated with the delightful headline “Royce Rolls Again!” after he hit his third grand slam in eight games.

Nitwit Protest Award: Goes for the sticky situation at the U.S. Open tennis tournament, where a protester wearing an “End Fossil Fuel” T-shirt delayed the Coco Gauff-Karolina Muchova semi-final match for 40 minutes by, among other things, gluing his feet to the cement floor to prevent his ejection from Arthur Ashe Stadium. Yes, that’s right, he glued his feet to the floor.

Gauff eventually beat Machova 6-4, 7-5.

Why Can’t We Get Guys Like That Award – Mookie Betts: In hitting .455 with 51 hits and 11 homers in August, Mookie joined the two greatest hitters who ever lived, Babe Ruth (1923 and 1924) and Lou Gehrig (1930), as the only players to have a .450–50–10 month in history. It also helped him reach a career high in homers with 38 and counting.

Random Thoughts:
Separated at Birth: Lions QB Jared Goff and Academy Award winning actor Ryan Gosling. Dead ringers.

Football 101 Answer: Dan Marino is the record holder for most career wins with 155 and no SB titles.

Final Thought – Tom Brady: With Bengals QB Joe Burrow just signing a salary cap-eating $275 million contract on the eve of TB-12’s return to Foxboro, it underscored perfectly the most under-appreciated aspect of why Tom Brady was so important to the Patriots dynasty evolving into became what it became.

It’s because he always took a below-market contract that no other top NFL player did for their team, which let the brass repeatedly fit more good players under the cap to make the Pats more talented and deeper. In the end, the great failure of both Coach B and Bob Kraft was in not appreciating/rewarding that sacrifice enough.

While all the wins were great, his demonstrated interest in t-e-a-m is what I admire most about the great Tom Brady.

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NFL blasts off

The Big Story: Football is back, and just in time, with the Red Sox season on life support after the Sox were swept at home by the Astros last week.
It starts Thursday, Sept. 7, when the Chiefs and upstart Lions square off in Kansas City before the Pats face (gulp) the great O and D-lines of Philly in Foxboro on Sunday.

Football 101: Who has run for the most 100-yard games in NFL history?

Thumbs Up – Gil Brandt: The legendary player evaluation Dallas Cowboys guru passed away last week at 91. RIP.

News Item – Sox’ Demise: In winning 16 of 21 the Sox were rolling as July was coming to a close. And with 10 games ahead vs. bad teams and all but three of the rest of them head-to-head match-ups with direct wild card race contenders the August schedule offered a great chance to solidify a grip on a playoff spot. But that slipped away as they went 6-4 vs. bottom-dwelling Washington, KC and Detroit and 2-8 vs. Toronto and Houston to enter September six and a half games back for the final wild card spot.

News Item – Patriots Get Underway: It’s not like the olden days when there were 12 automatic wins when the schedule came out and said “see you come playoff time.” Instead, with Aaron Rodgers now a J-E-T-S, Jet, Jet, Jet and them having the most dismal pre-season in memory, most are picking the Pats to finish last in the AFC East for the first time since Year 1 of the Belichick administration in 2000. 2023 starts with people wondering the following: (1) how the Mac Jones redemption tour will go; (2) can he survive behind a (so far) porous O-line? (3) is the D as good as most think it will be? and (4) can Bill coach them up to be better than the sum of their parts appears to be?

News Item – Predictions For Top 5 Super Bowl Favorites:
(1) Chiefs – With the game’s best player and KC now the place veterans want to go to win, they’re what the Patriots used to be.
(2) Bills – Josh Allen wins games on his own, he and Stefon Diggs are a dynamic combination and the coach is really good.
(3) Eagles – I love their offensive and defensive lines and the outside receiving speed is dangerous.
(4) Bengals – Joe Burrow to Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins keeps them in every game.
(5) 49ers – the QB situation may seem goofy, but the D gave up the fewest points in the NFL last year and may do it again.

Random Thoughts:

I know — how could anyone say this about a show on a Rupert Murdoch-owned channel (FS1) and run by honest Skip Bayless. But who wants to bet the walk-off-the-set move by replacement Undisputed co-hosts Keyshawn Johnson and Michael Irvin during an argument with other new co-host Richard Sherman that playing cornerback was harder than wide receiver was staged to build phony drama?
Even with the United Auto Workers threatening to strike if they don’t get a 46 percent pay increase and 32-hour work week, that isn’t the week’s craziest labor story. It’s disgruntled KC DE Chris Jones holding out to have his mammoth $19.5 million salary raised to a ridiculous $30 million.

A Little History – Gil Brandt’s Impact: Along with Tom Landry and GM Tex Schramm, Brandt helped build the Cowboys from an expansion franchise in 1960 into a perennial Super Bowl contender for 25 years until doofus owner Jerry Jones fired them after buying the team in 1988. During that time Brant developed two now standard player evaluation practices. He began evaluating players based on speed, strength and jumping skills over simply the position they played in college, because he (correctly) believed they could find a position for stronger, faster athletes — which is what the newfangled scouting combine is about. He also pioneered using computers to locate, track and compare players no matter what level they played on, which led to drafting athletic marvels like Bullet Bob Hayes, Too Tall Jones and Hollywood Henderson from obscure Black colleges few considered then. It led to two SB titles, three more times in the big game and making the playoffs 18 times in 20 years between 1966 and 1985.

Football 101 Answer: With 78 Emmitt Smith is the record-holder for most 100-yard rushing games, followed by Walter Payton and Barry Sanders with 77 and 76.

Final Thought: So much for the vaunted 2020 QB draft class. It was supposed to rival the John Elway, Dan Marino-led five-QB 1983 group. But with the Jets and 49ers already dumping second and third overall picks Zach Wilson and Trey Lance (after giving up three first-round picks to get him), Justin Fields (11th) nearing that fate and 15th pick Mac Jones seriously under the microscope, only top pick Trevor Lawrence looks like a certainty. Think about that next time draft “experts” proclaim this guy is a lock.

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Betts big in Fenway return

The Big Story: It was the return of Mookie Betts at Fenway. He picked up right where he left off by going 7-15 with two doubles, a homer, four RBI and five runs scored.

Sports101: Name the two players who share the single-season record for hitting the most home runs in September.

Thumbs Up – Fenway Faithful: For the well-earned warm welcome back those on hand gave to Betts on Friday.

News Item – Pundits Drool Over Douglas and Boutte:It’s weird to have pundits drooling over a rookie wide receiver this late into Patriots camp. Let alone over two of them. But many still are over Demario Douglas and Kayshon Boutte. And some of the comments are over the top. Like Greg Bedard of the Boston Sports Journal saying he sees flashes of Tyreek Hill in Douglas, while ESPN’s Ryan Clark says Boutee could be the “steal” of the entire draft if he re-finds the Top 10 level talent he took to LSU when they recruited him. But I’m a “believe it when I see it” type over hype from a pretty dismal camp overall. The most telling thing will be seeing what role each has in the game plan in Week 1 vs. Philly. That will tell you what the coaches think of them.

The Numbers:

2–wins needed by Cardinals hurler Adam Wainwright to reach 200 for his career as he enters September, which doesn’t seem too tough, except at 41 he’s 3-9 with an ERA of 8.67 so it’s likely now or never for him.

24–season-high number of hits for the Red Sox in Thursday’s 17-1 skunking of Houston when they had six doubles and three homers as the Astros used catcher Martín Maldonado to pitch the final two innings.

50–doublesDodgers slugger Freddie Freeman already has in 2023 after getting three more at Fenway last weekend to keep him on pace to be the first player to get 60 in a season since Famers Charlie Gehringer (60) and Ducky Medwick (64) last did it in 1936.

Of the Week’ Awards

Defensive Play of the Week – GarrettWhitlock: It goes to the heads-up play made by the Sox reliever, the kind of play pitchers never make — a running, sliding on his back catch of a foul ball 30 feet behind home plate after catcher Connor Wong became entangled with the batter at home plate. It kept Houston at bay in an eventual 7-5 win in 10 innings on Wednesday.

Lead-off Hitter of the Week – Alex Verdugo:For doing what no Red Sox player and only two others in history have done: leading off three straight games with homers, vs. Houston and L.A. on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Random Thoughts:

Granted the offensive line play was just awful, but after a 30-of-51 for 253 yards pre-season, who still thinks Bailey Zappe should be the Pats’ starting QB?

I’m glad the lovable, Casey Stengel-led 1962 Mets will remain the most hapless team in baseball history. Oakland would have to finish 1-31 and even they’re not that bad.

Sports 101 Answer:The all-time one-season September home run champs are Babe Ruth and Albert Belle with 17. Ruth did it 1927 on his way to hitting a then record 60, while Belle did it as he closed out his spectacular 1995 season when he became the first player in history to have 50 doubles and 50 homers in the same season.

Final Thought: Two days ago was the 61st anniversary of the first pro game I ever went to. It was a thrilling day that started with the rarity of me spending half a day at my dad’s office in Manhattan, then it was a subway ride up to the Bronx and Yankee Stadium.

The first vivid memory was the vibrant color bursting out at us as we left the darkness of the tunnel to see the field. It was like when The Wizard of Oz goes from black and white to color as Dorothy opens the cabin door after landing in Oz and the color just jumps out at you.

My favorite guy, Mickey Mantle, had two hits and made a nice shoestring catch in center. The only downside was Cleveland won 3-2 after Terry Francona’s father, the original Tito, knocked in the winning runs with a two-run single during a game the box score reminds me only took 2:33 to play.

I also saw something that day I haven’t seen since. It was when Cleveland right-hander Gary Bell threw an overhand curveball to pinch hitter Yogi Berra that bounced a good 6 feet in front of the plate. I can still see how calm Yogi was patiently staying on the ball before ripping a line drive over the second baseman’s head into right for a single with a picture-perfect level swing after it bounced up belt-high right off the ground.

A glorious day.

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The week that was

The Big Story: This weekend brings the return of Mookie Betts to Fenway Park for what should be a warm welcome back. There will also be a barrage of “how could they have let him go?” stories, all of which will hit home because he was that good.

Sports 101: With Aaron Rodgers taking a jet to New York, the Packers won’t have a Hall of Famer over center for the first time since Brett Favre took over in 1992. So who shared the QBs before “Fav-RA”?

Thumbs Up – David Krejci: To the retiring Krejci for the great moments he helped provide in his 16 years as a Boston Bruin.

News Item – Missed Opportunity: If the Red Sox are eliminated from wild card contention they can lay the blame on their record against the have-nots. Most notably when they came away from last week’s 10-game stretch with bottom-dwellers KC, Detroit and Washington with just four wins, which followed getting blown out by Toronto at home in three straight losses. That adds to 4-9 in the most crucial and schedule-ly favorable stretch of the season.

Then came a sweep of the last-place Yankees for the oh so consistent Sox.

All of which left them exactly where they were before the salivating 16-game stretch started — 3.5 back of Toronto.

News Item – J.D. Martinez vs. Justin Turner: The Sox and Dodgers essentially traded DH’s last winter when Martinez and Turner signed with each other’s former team as free agents. With L.A. here this weekend let’s compare to see who got the better end of the deal. JD’s numbers are first, JT’s second. At-Bats: 390 – 430 Runs: 49 – 72. Home Runs: 25 – 20. RBI: 78 – 79. Total Bases: 192 – 210. BA: .256 – .288. Contract in Millions: $10.0 for Martinez; $8.3 for Turner. Verdict: With his defensive versatility added to his slight statistical edge and smaller contract, Turner was the better signing. It’s also a big win for the Sox 2023 DH over 2022, when Martinez earned $19.5 m for lesser stats than Turner already had on Aug. 20.

News Item – All-Time Winning Percentage Battle: Dodgers hurler Clayton Kershaw comes into this series having the highest winning percentage in baseball history for guys with 200+ wins. He’s now at .696 (208-91) to clubhouse leader Whitey Ford’s .690 (236-106).

Of the Week Awards:

Player of the Week: That would be Seattle CFJulio Rodriguez, who raised his batting average from .256 to .278 in just four games thanks to getting 17 hits (in 21 AB’s). That’s a new record for hits over four games, while getting at least four hits in four straight games also ties a record set in 1927 by some guy named Milt Stock.

Question of the Week: In case you missed it, the Dodgers finally retired Fernando Valenzuela’s number two weeks ago. But given the insane furor he caused as a Dodgers rookie and that he last pitched for them in 1990, it’s fair to ask, what in the name of Gil Hodges took them so long?

Random Thoughts:

Let the record show that on his very first play of his 2023 season, penalty-plagued Trent Brown in 2022 was flagged for, yup, a false start.

Who’s this Luis Urías guy? If a guy had hit grand slams in back-to-back Red Sox wins over the Yanks 10 years ago, as he did on Friday and Saturday, they’d be building a statue of him outside Fenway right now.

I’d rather have gotten Dalvin Cook (for the same money, no less). But Ezekiel Elliott is a good pick-up for the Pats. In part because he’s a better receiver than most think he is.

A Little History: The all-time winning percentage leader with 100+ wins is Yankees hurler Spud Chandler. He went 109-43 (.717) after amazingly only making it to the majors for the first time at 29 in 1937. He lasted 10 years until 1947 when an injured arm ended his career.

Sports 101 Answer: Two QB’s to precede Favre in 1991 were ex-Ohio State star and one time Bears first-round pick Mike Tomczak,who had seven starts, and one-time Packers pied piperDon Majkowski, whohad eight.

Final Thought: One last thing about Mookie. He returns while having one of his finest seasons; with his 32 homers already he’ll blow by last year’s career best 35, while also having a chance to do a lead-off hitter rarity: knock in 100 runs from the top of the order. All while flirting with hitting .300 (.296) and being on pace to score 130 runs. And if you want to feel even worse, he’s showing off the kind of versatility the Red Sox sorely could have used during this injury-racked season by playing 57 of his 85 games at shortstop (17) and second base (41). My advice: Don’t think of the what-ifs. Just enjoy and appreciate a reunion with an old friend who did a lot of good while here.

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The week that was

The Big Story – Reinforcements Arrive: Those poo-pooing the idea that Chaim Bloom didn’t do much at the trade deadline because of what he had returning from injuries didn’t look so smart during two wins over Detroit last weekend. Trevor Story was 7 for 10 with six doubles, Garrett Whitlock got Sunday’s win with two shutout innings, and Chris Sale pitched 4.2 strong innings on Friday. And Tanner Houck should be back this week. All of which will give them their most complete roster of the year, just in time for the stretch run, where they start the week three behind Toronto for the final wild card slot.

Sports 101:Name the six teams to never win a World Series.

News Item – Pats Awful in Pre-season Opener:So much for those glowing reports out of camp. Yes, it was the pre-season opener, so it didn’t mean anything. But the Patriots were awful in Thursday’s 20-9 loss to 3-13-1-a-year-ago Texas. And the two worst things were very familiar: (1) offensive line, which opened few holes for the backs and gave Bailey Zappe no time to throw down field, and (2) the play-calling — with a steady diet of bubble screens, regular screens and few throws downfield, it looked like Matty P never left.

News Item – Eye-Opening Stat: Since I hate the yellow City Connect uniforms the Sox occasionally wear to juice merchandise sales I’m reluctant to repeat what Julian McWilliams just reported in the Boston Globe. But after two weekend wins over Detroit they’re 11-2 wearing yellow and blue in 2023. Overall it’s 26-6 in them, when they somehow have outscored the bad guys 155-91.

The Numbers:

37 – years in jail for the brother of former Patriot Aqib Talib after Yagub Talib pleaded guilty to the murder of a man he shot to death during an argument at a youth football game last August.

Of the Week Awards:

Why Can’t We Get Guys Like That – Ryan Brasier:After being released by Boston with a 7.29 ERA, 1.53 WHIP and a .286 batting against, Brasier has turned into Mariano Rivera out west. With the Dodgers the ERA is 1.20, WHIP 0.86 and BA against is .149 in 22 games.

Play – Pablo Reyes Grand Slam Walk-Off: If you didn’t imagine doing what Reyes did last week as a kid, you weren’t a baseball fan as a kid. Everyone has pretended to hit a walk-off slam to win a game as Reyes did vs. KC in a 6-2 win. Though for me, it was a little more grandiose — it was to win the World Series.

Random Thoughts:

Is anyone ever on base when Triston Casas hits a home run? Well, OK, there was for Friday’s three-run bomb. But he has 19 homers and just 45 RBI. Haven’t seen an RBI-to-homer ratio that low since Aurelio Rodriguez had 15 homers and 39 RBI for the Tigers in 1971.

Pat Riley said upon his Hall of Fame induction last weekend that Dwayne Wade is the greatest ever Miami Heat player. Hard to argue with that for long-time sustained greatness. But I’d say LeBron James was better than Wade during the four years they played together after LBJ took his talents to South Beach.

Sports 101 Answer: The six teams that have never won a World Series are the Colorado Rockies, Milwaukee Brewers/Seattle Pilots, San Diego Padres, Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay D-Rays, Texas/Washington Senators.

Final Thought:There’s trouble in River City and it starts at the offensive line, a problem the Patriots brass basically ignored in the off-season. It starts at left tackle, where Trent Brown is coming off his injury-plagued, penalty-strewn awful 2022 performance, one that begged for him being replaced. And right tackle was an even bigger disaster. I bring it up again because in light of the wretched performance of the back-ups used vs. Texas on Thursday it shows depth is a real issue on the O-line. It gives them a slim margin of error when it comes to injuries. And guess what? Along with starting guards Michael Onwenu and Cole Strange, Brown is already hurt and ominously saying he is “hoping” to be back for the opener vs. Philly. Meanwhile the QB’s are running for their lives in practice as their defenders dominate the lineman that are left.

Not a promising beginning to what many have said is a rejuvenated team. Unless the line can protect Mac Jones and open holes for their very thin running back corps there will be many days ahead for the offense like Thursday night. And I’ll add after Damien Harris was foolishly allowed to leave before signing for the veterans minimum with Buffalo, it’s a running game that totally will be upended by a big injury to Rhamondre Stevenson. Both potential disasters are totally on Bill the GM if a solution isn’t found in a hurry. And dithering with USFL cast-offs as he did last week ain’t gonna do that.

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Down goes U.S. soccer

The Big Story: There were dueling big stories. There was the vocal grumbling over the Red Sox doing virtually nothing at the trade deadline, and there the abrupt elimination of USA soccer in the Women’s World Cup amid national hostility over their tedious mixing of politics into everything they did.

Sports 101: Ten Red Sox players have won the MVP award. How many can you name?

News Item – Better Start for Patriots Offense: The reporting from 2023 pre-season camp is in stark contrast to the hysteria that (correctly) started from Day 1 last year over troubles with the installation of a new offense under new Offensive Coordinator Matt Patricia. Luckily both are now history. And while not everything has been perfectly sharp so far, the vibe, especially at QB, is miles beyond the offensive discombobulation of 2022. We’ll get our first glimpse tonight (Thursday) in pre-season Game 1 to see how real that is. But the result so far is the changes seem to have settled things down.

News Item – U.S. Out in Women’s World Cup: Let’s just say it’s a long way from the ecstasy of 2019 for the U.S. women’s national soccer team. They followed up that glorious ride with a dismal 2023 tournament ending in their earliest exit ever. The end came in Game 1 of the Round of 16, losing 5-4 on penalty kicks to Sweden.

The Numbers:

74 – major-league-leading errors by the Red Sox, leading to 40 unearned runs.

Of the Week Awards:

Athlete –FramberValdez – For the dazzling 93-pitch, no-hit gem the Astros hurler threw in a 2-0 win over Cleveland.

Dumbest Move – Justin Verlander Trade – Last winter Houston passed on re-signing Verlander in lieu of a giant contract offer from the Mets. But in trading for him last week they not only took on the contract they originally thought was too rich for them, but they also had to give up two of their top five prospects to do it.

Thumbs Up – Dusty Baker: To the Astros’ septuagenarian manager for not bowing to the almighty pitch count and the stat geeks to let Valdez complete the no-hitter he started and earned.

Random Thoughts:

Enough with whining from people like Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy about what the Red Sox owe their fans because they have the highest ticket prices in baseball. There’s a simple solution: Don’t go if you don’t like the product.

It happens every year in pre-season camp. The media drools over an unheralded rookie three days into camp like he’s headed to Canton before he disappears to the Taxi Squad and is rarely heard from again. This year the nominee is diminutive wideout Demario Douglas, taken by the Pats in the sixth round pick out of Liberty.

Sports 101 Answer: The 10 Red Sox MVPs are Jimmy Foxx, Ted Williams, Jackie Jensen, Yaz, Fred Lynn, Jim Rice, Roger Clemens, Mo Vaughn, Dustin Pedroia and Mookie Betts.

Final Thought: Despite the ill-timed weekend sweep by Toronto, Chaim Bloom was right not selling off top farm prospects just to silence yacking from the cheap seats at the trade deadline. Especially since the team is a long shot to go anywhere if they do make the playoffs.

First, health admittedly is a major X factor here, especially with Chris Sale, but with Sale, Trevor Story, Garrett Whitlock and Tanner Houck about to come off the IL that seems like a lot more than they could have gotten in any trade without emptying the farm system.

That’s two starters, another for the bullpen and it fills the offensive abyss that’s plagued them at shortstop all season. That’s a lot to add to a team that until last weekend had the best record in baseball since June 30.

Second, the plan all along was to build a farm system they could rely on year in and year out. That takes time. But with Triston Casas, Brayan Bello and Jarren Duran looking like the real deals they have an emerging young, inexpensive and under their contractual control core to build around. One that can be better served long-term by keeping their top farm hands to fortify them next year than by giving up two of their top five prospects as Houston did to get the 39-year-old Verlander. And while I never believe the hype around young players until they show they can do it, it’s encouraging that the brass appears to be right in their assessment of the three kids just mentioned.

Given all that, I’m willing to give the plan a little more time, no matter how the rest of 2023 plays out.

Email Dave Long at dlong@hippopress.com.

The week that was

The Big Story: Four months into the 2022 season the Red Sox are f-i-n-a-l-l-y the big story in town. They’ve won 15 of 22 in July to climb to within 2.5 games back of Toronto for the final wild card spot to start the week, something that seemed quite unlikely even a month ago.

Better yet, the schedule is in their favor as they have three with those Blue Jays this weekend followed by 10 straight with bottom-dwelling KC, Detroit and Washington.

So if they held their own vs. the three, with wild card competitor Seattle earlier in the week, they’ll have a chance to pass both current WC place-holders Toronto and Houston this week.

All of which makes for an exciting time for baseball in these parts over the next month at least.

Sports 101: The Red Sox have had 15 different guys pitch for them who have won the Cy Young Award. Four did it for them while the other 11 did it elsewhere. How many can you name?

News Item – AL Pennant Race Update: With Baltimore and Tampa Bay on top, the Yanks in last place and the Sox a game ahead of them, the AL East seems like Bizarro World. But with a 1.5-game lead on the faltering D-Rays, the Orioles are the surprise of baseball, while even with their struggles TB still looks like a lock for the first wild card. That leaves a free-for-all for the last two wild card slots between current leaders Houston and Toronto followed by the Sox, Yanks, Mariners and, after smartly committing to not trading Shohei Ohtani, the Angels bunched a few games back.

News Item – Patriots With Most On The Line: With pre-season camp underway, one interesting story line is guys who have a lot on the line. Here are the top three: Mac Jones – No surprise. He needs to show the brass he’s the guy to build the team’s future around. Bill O’Brien – After last year’s offensive disaster, he’s back in the mix to be a head coach this winter if Mac gets back to where he appeared headed as a rookie and the offense becomes reliable. Bill Belichick – He’s 19 wins behind Don Shula to become the all-time winningest coach in history. So he needs at least 10 wins to be in position to do it in 2024.

Random Thoughts

What does it say about Bruce Bochy that after the three-time world champion came out of retirement to manage Texas, they’re on pace to win 94 games after losing 94 in 2022 with mostly the same players?

Got to think dumping a considerable chunk of Max Scherzer’s (probable) $57 million contract for 2024 via his weekend trade to Texas signals the Mets will be all in on the Ohtani free agent sweepstakes this winter.

Of the Week Awards

Player: Speaking of Ohtani, he’s not going into free agency quietly. He did something last week only five others in history have: pitched a shutout on the same day he hit two home runs. The shutout was a one-hit, 6-0 Game 1 win over Detroit, and the bombs came when the Angels routed them 11-4 in the nightcap. It was also his first career complete game, and the homers boosted his league-leading total to 38.

Weirdest No-Hitter: First, Portland using three pitchers is a reminder of how the powers that be don’t get that a single pitcher throwing a no-no is the most suspenseful one-game moment in the game and relentless micro-management of pitchers is eliminating that.

Second, the trio of Sox prospects, all-name teamer Wikelman Gonzalez and relievers Brendan Cellucci and Luis Guerrero, managed to give up one run without a hit, not once, but twice, in separate innings during the 6-2 Portland win.

Triple Play: The Red Sox ran themselves into a rare triple play after Adam Duvall inexplicably ran to second on a routine pop-up to center, to become the second out when CF Michael Harris II threw to first baseman Matt Olson, who then threw out Masataka Yoshida trying to go to third. It was the first 8-3-5 triple play since the Boston Beaneaters last pulled one off in 1884!

Sports 101 Answer: The Sox’ four Cy Young winners were Jim Lonborg, Roger Clemens. Pedro Martinez and Rick Porcello.The other 11 are Sparky Lyle, Fergie Jenkins, Tom Seaver, Bret Saberhagen, The Eck, Frank Viola, Jake Peavy, Bartolo Colón, Eric Gagne, David Price and Corey Kluber.

Final Thought – Thumbs Up, Patrice Bergeron:Tip of the cap to a great Boston sports all-timer upon his retirement after 19 years of excellence. Reliable, tough, clutch and, most of all, classy.

Bravo and thanks for the memories.

Email Dave Long at dlong@hippopress.com.

Pats camp open for business

The Big Story: Amid unending talk about Bill Belichick’s job security, the Patriots got back to work on Wednesday in what is a big year for many, including the coach and his hand-picked QB. They begin camp without much fanfare nationally, where almost everyone is picking them for last in the AFC East. And after trading for Aaron Rodgers, New Yawkas are sensing blood in the water after having it shoved down their throats since Belichick resigned as HC of the NYJ’s over 20 years ago. So buckle up, because it should be interesting, if not as enjoyable as it was in these parts for so long.

Football 101: Name the two men who hold the NFL record for most losses by a head coach at 165.

News Item – 3 Biggest Patriots Question Marks: You would think they’d have addressed the first two in free agency and the draft, but incredibly, by going defense with their three draft picks they didn’t. This leaves the focus on the offense.

The Receivers: They were below average last year and besides a slight upgrade in JuJu Smith-Schuster over the departed Jakobi Meyers the GM didn’t give Mac Jones much new help, though putting all out of their misery by sending mistake-prone Jonnu Smith elsewhere was addition by subtraction.

The O-Line: The big question is, was Trent Brown hurt, out of shape or deep into the back nine? Because he was a procedure penalty or sack give-up waiting to happen. Determining his status is a major key, because the protection for Jones last year was uneven at best and terrible at worst.

Mac Jones: The Pats need to find out if 2022 was just a bad year brought on by a combination of factors, not the least of which was having an inexperienced and completely over his head offensive coordinator in charge of his development, or if he’s just not good enough to build around. I think it was the former, but only time will tell, making this the make-or-break year for Mac.

Numbers:

2 – times the Patriots will wear their Pat the Patriot throwback uniforms in 2023. They’ll do it against old-time AFL day foes Miami in Week 2 and in Week 13 vs. the Chargers.

12 – teams scoring in double digits Tuesday night, which was the first time that has happened since 1994, with the highlight being the Cubs’ 16-13 over Atlanta.

Injured List: Trevor Story – There appeared to be no setbacks in his rehab weekend in AA Portland. He played shortstop three times while going 2-8 with a homer and 3 RBI.

Of the Week Awards:

Who’s Hot: Triston Casas –The batting average of the Sox rookie continued to climb. After an 8 for 17 week he’s hitting .348 in July. That’s taken the average to .247 after being .131 on May 1.

Hippo Jinx – Right after I lauded the recent performance of Sox rookie hurler Brayan Bello, he got lit up by the lowly A’s for six runs in four innings before the column even came out.

In Case You Missed It – The Stolen Base: Thanks to the pitch clock and other new rules, the stolen base is back. After eight years without anyone stealing 50+, at least two players are going to 50, including Braves star Ronald Acuna, who with 45 is on pace to swipe 80 and he could be joined by four more.

Football 101 Answer: The late Dan Reeves (190 wins) and longtime Oilers/Titans coach Jeff Fisher (176 wins) hold the record for most losses by an NFL coach at 165.

Final Thought – Prediction: While an avalanche of media types can’t talk about anything else, count me as one who doesn’t buy that Coach B is on a category 4 hot seat. The detractors are broken into two camps: (1) national media, many of whom are speculating without any real evidence and looking for payback on the cantankerous Coach B, and (2) the local gaggle all hitting on the same follow-the-leader conspiracy theories. Now the latter are closer to things than me, but I’m better at logic and reading people. And the reason I don’t think he’s in real trouble (outside of a two-win season) is the needy owner’s unending desire to sit at the cool kids’ table. Like his forays to hang with 20-something rappers at star-studded parties in the Hamptons each summer. Or showing up at the Academy Awards despite not being in the movie business. So while everyone wants another Super Bowl, with six his dynasty already has two more than anyone else in one run. Thus a bigger prize (besides him getting in the Hall of Fame) is him being able to bask in the glow of the coach he picked becoming the winningest coach in NFL history.

So no matter what, Belichick the coach stays because Bob Kraft doesn’t want to see Coach B pass Don Shula while on the sideline for someone else. Simple as that.

Email Dave Long at dlong@hippopress.com.

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