Clearly, there is never a bad time for a tiki drink, but late summer might be the best time for brightly colored drinks with umbrellas. It takes almost no effort to throw together a tiki party. All you really need are the drink ingredients and a tropical shirt. Invite three or four other aging hipster couples over, mix the drinks, and the rest will take care of itself. Because the real theme of a tiki party is relaxation, you can go as fancy or laid-back as you want with the food. Delivery pizza works perfectly well.
(As a side note: I know it’s a contentious issue, but my feeling is that the problem with most pineapple pizzas isn’t with the taste or texture, but the temperature. Nobody in the world likes hot pineapple. Add it just before serving. Don’t bake it in a pizza oven; what did it ever do to you?)
Here are recipes for two classic tiki drinks, served in mason jars instead of tiki mugs, so you can see and admire them.
Suffering Bastard
- ½ ounce fresh-squeezed lime juice
- 1 ounce London dry gin
- 1 ounce apple brandy – I like Laird’s Applejack
- 2 dashes angostura bitters
- 4 ounce ginger beer – when possible I use Goya brand, but Fever-Tree makes a good one, too
Fill a mason jar halfway with ice. Add the lime juice, gin, brandy and bitters. Screw the top on and shake for about 30 seconds.
Add the ginger beer and stir gently with a straw. Add ice to top. Garnish with fresh mint leaves.
Sparkling Mai Tai
- ½ ounce fresh-squeezed lime juice
- ½ ounce orgeat (almond syrup)
- ½ ounce orange liqueur – I like curaçao
- ½ ounce overproof black rum
- ½ ounce golden rum
- 4 ounce prosecco
Fill another mason jar halfway with ice, add all the non-prosecco ingredients, screw on the top and shake for 30 seconds. This should seem familiar by now.
Add the prosecco and stir gently with a straw. Add more ice to top. Garnish with mint leaves and a slice of lime.
You know how sometimes you go down a rabbit hole on the internet? One link leads to another, and before you know it you find yourself reading Ten Secrets Meghan Markle’s Chiropractor Doesn’t Want You to Know (Number Eight will shock you!). This happens to me fairly frequently. One story that I find myself reading again and again is the one of twin sisters who look completely different from each other. My memory of the details is fuzzy, but, the point of the piece is that despite being made from the same genetic recipe, the twins are surprisingly different. Think of these cocktails as the Internet Twins of Tiki Drinks. Although the method used to make them is more or less identical, the resulting drinks are worlds apart.
The Suffering Bastard is sweet and spicy. The lime ties the gin and brandy together, and the bitters pull the drink back from being too sweet. The ginger beer adds a kick of spiciness and some light carbonization.
The prosecco in the Sparkling Mai Tai adds sparkle, of course, but also a background fruitiness that plays well with the rum and almond flavors. It gives a lightness to the drink.
Featured Photo: Photo by John Fladd.