As the world championships and duck boat parades were piling up during the first decade of the 21st century, Boston Globe columnist Bob Ryan cautioned all to appreciate what was going on, in saying these are the good old days right now. The point was that all the winning by every pro team, including seven titles in the 2000s and four more in the 2010s, couldn’t last forever.
Well it’s now the 2020s and he was right. Those were the good old days. But what he didn’t say was how much of a disaster it would be when things went bad.
Consider the last week.
The Patriots: So much for the old adage “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” said to contain embarrassment over crazy things people do on visits to Sin City. Unfortunately for your New England Patriots, their actions played out on national television as they put the exclamation point on my recent pronouncement that their dynasty was dead with the single dumbest play in the 103-year history of the National Football League, a mortifying play that led a Bill Belichick team to be mocked worse than anyone since Mark Sanchez’s butt fumble in 2012. Except it was far worse, since it turned a game headed to OT into a dynasty-ending (and probably season-ending) loss as time expired.
I’m not going to go into the gory details. If you somehow missed it, count your blessings, ’cause it was gruesome.
In addition, by allowing the Raiders to score 14 points in the last 32 seconds to snatch a victory from the jaws of defeat, they gave the NFL its 21st-century answer to 1968’s infamous Heidi game.
The Red Sox: Can anyone tell me what Chaim Bloom is doing? This week he followed up the year-long lie that retaining franchise icon Xander Bogaerts was the team’s top priority when he plainly wasn’t by designating Jeter Downs for assignment, who was the alleged jewel prospect he got for Mookie Betts. A day later it was the same thing for heralded low-cost steal (in August) Eric Hosmer even though all the September at-bats at first base would be going to top prospect Triston Casas. So after 45 at-bats he’s DFA’d. Next was the two-year deal given to ex-L.A. third baseman Justin Turner. Except they already have a third baseman. Which after the Bogaerts lie-athon should have people planning Raffy Devers’ going away party.
Beyond getting (and overpaying) closer Kenley Jansen, please tell me what the plan is. That is, if there is one.
The Celtics: Just 10 days ago they were up on Phoenix by 45 in the third period and had the best record in the NBA. But then came the latest Jayson Tatum choke in a marquee game vs. Golden State to send them off on a four-losses-in-five-games tailspin. Two of which came at the Garden vs. Orlando, who had the worst road record in the NBA. While it could be just a mini-slump, one of the things they need to work out is finding how to score when the threes aren’t falling, because they became too dependent on three-balls as they ran out to their 18-4 start. And can we stop with the “Tatum is the best player on the planet” talk, Scal? Because until he can stop shrinking from the moment anytime he’s facing Steph Curry (who owns him) he ain’t that.
The Bruins: I’m not saying anything about them because I don’t want to jinx them.
Here are a few more thoughts of a positive nature to send us all off in the holiday spirit.
Congrats to the estimable Patrice Bergeron for joining the 1,000-career-point club.
Ditto to Bogaerts for his big score in San Diego and thanks for representing the region with such class.
Make it three for the American team for advancing out of group play in the World Cup. A fourth for the WC itself. But they have to go to a play-till-they-drop format to decide the winner of the world’s greatest event. Deciding it on penalty kicks is like seeing Game 7 of the NBA Finals decided by a free throw shooting contest.
While the loss to Vegas was a killer, the bright side could be it may help save the struggling Josh McDaniels’ job.
You certainly can make a case that a WNBA player for an international arms dealer wasn’t an even swap. But it is nice to see an American hostage freed and that Brittney Griner will join an effort that will try to help Paul Whelan and other Americans be freed from prison in Russia.
I’m hoping Mac Jones gets a real offensive coordinator, a QB coach who’s played the position, two good (and speedy) wide receivers and a major shot of confidence for Christmas, because right now that boy is lost.
Finally, for those who don’t know the story of the Heidi game. After the Jets scored a TD in the final minute of their 1968 game to make them look like sure winners, NBC cut away to air their hyped holiday special movie Heidi, starring the still big former child star Shirley Temple. But two minutes into the movie a crawl came across the screen saying the Raiders had scored twice in the final seconds, to stun everyone who’d seen the game. It was all anyone talked about the next day, as NBC got blasted for pulling out of the game. Though Patriots fans wished it was the opposite, so they didn’t have to see Chandler Jones (of all people) give viewers the most stunning ending since Pittsburgh’s Immaculate Reception win over the same Raiders. Which, oh by the way, happened 50 years ago this Saturday (Christmas Eve). Which makes me wonder, when you throw in the Tuck Rule, how do the Raiders always end up in these weird-ending games?
A happy and safe holiday to all.
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