The Bad Muslim Discount, by Syed M. Masood (Doubleday, 368 pages)
The Bad Muslim Discount is the second book by Syed Masood, a Sacramento attorney who grew up in Pakistan. He brings a first-person perspective to this story of two Muslim families who come to the U.S. — one from Pakistan, and one from Iraq — and how disparate lives eventually collide.
It is a deeply moving and often tragic narrative that is liberally undercut with humor and a wonderfully relatable voice. While The Bad Muslim Discount is about people heavily influenced by other cultures, in both good and horrific ways, it’s still essentially an American story. As such, the novel provides a much needed and easily digestible perspective for the many Americans who still involuntarily shudder at the words “Allahu Akbar.”
The novel opens with the killing of a goat. Yes, many Muslims still sacrifice animals, even in America, and that is yet another cultural hurdle that stands high for animal lovers. But the shock of the sacrifice, carried out by a child, is overcome in a wise and compassionate telling, as the father comforts his distraught son, explaining that most people don’t understand the point of a ritual sacrifice.
“They think their offering is the money they spend on the animal. Or they think it is the life of the animal,” the father says. “But it isn’t. You are the sacrifice. What are you feeling now? That is your sacrifice. The lives of other creatures are not yours to take.”
The weeping boy is Anvar, the Pakistani who grows into the titular “bad Muslim” and takes turns narrating the book in first person with a young woman, Safwa, who eventually moves to the U.S. from Baghdad with her rigidly orthodox father.
Anvar demonstrates the truth that people are people, no matter where they’re from, with family dynamics that are easily recognizable to anyone who has never left the U.S. He struggles to deal with a neurotic mother and the too perfect brother who casts a long shadow over everything Anvar tries to accomplish. Even when he becomes a lawyer, he is the family’s black sheep, watching as his brother seems to get everything he wants, dealing with it by cracking cynical jokes.
Meanwhile, Safwa is growing up in a family that is constantly watered with pain. She loses first her mother, then her brother, to disease, leaving her alone with an increasingly abusive father made brittle by loss and further hardened by his imprisonment and torture at the hands of American soldiers during Desert Storm.
When he is released, the father and daughter make their way to San Francisco via Mexico, and there the lives of the two families begin to intersect. Safwa, who now goes by Azza, is the opposite of Anvar’s “Bad Muslim” (he drinks and is spotted eating a ham sandwich, in addition to other, more significant lapses of piety). She is the proverbial good girl, in no small part because of the controlling, rough hand of her father, and the man to whom she is to be given in an arranged marriage. But America offers opportunity she wouldn’t have in Baghdad.
“For the first time in forever, my world began to get bigger again. How amazing a thing a book is. How wonderful a piece of paper and pen. A lot of things about religion do not make sense to me, it is true, but I understand why, in that desert mountain cave, when the history of man was about to change, God’s first command to His last prophet was one simple word. Read.”
Thomas Jefferson owned a Quran, Islam’s holy book, but few Americans today have read any of it, unless forced to in high school. Stories from the Quran and teachings of the Prophet Muhammad are scattered lightly throughout the book, helping the reader to understand Muslim culture and proscriptions even as they see the Gulf war and its casualties from another perspective. The book is not sympathetic to Osama bin Laden or the murderous fundamentalists who fueled anti-Muslim sentiment in the U.S. but offers a cogent explanation of why, as Masood puts it, “Islam was weaponized for the Cold War.”
The relative immediacy of the story — Donald Trump is elected at the end — andAmerica’s polarization on the subject of immigration could make The Bad Muslim Discount a polarizing book in less capable hands. It isn’t. With shades of Us Weekly, Masood shows Christian Americans “Muslims! They’re just like us!” — but for the goat sacrifices and staggering costs of old wars. Look for this one in 10 months on lists of the best novels of the year. A
BOOK NOTES
I’m old enough to remember Reader’s Digest Condensed Books (which were exactly as horrible as that sounds), and also the Book of the Month club in all its variations. (You’d sign up and get a box of titles for a low, low fee, and then an exorbitantly priced one that you may or may not have wanted to read, every month going forward.)
Today, for all the dramatic changes in publishing, book-of-the-month clubs still exist. The one getting the most buzz is Literati, which recently raised $40 million in financing, not bad for an industry that’s been said to be dying for more than a decade.
Literati started sending monthly boxes of books to children in 2017; last year, the company expanded to adults, offering a printed book every month, plus access to online discussion groups run by celebrities to include NBA star Stephen Curry and businessman Richard Branson. Founder Jessica Ewing says she’s building a social network around books. It costs $25 a month, or $20 a month if you pay for a year in advance.
And by the way, there’s a more traditional Book of the Month Club online, too. You pay $14.99 a month for one title that you choose — which sounds way more complicated than just ordering from a local bookseller or Amazon. But the website says, “a subscription gets you excited to read, so you might actually do more of it,” which we tell you with no further comment.
Meanwhile, here are two books out this week that might get you excited to read, no club required:
Scratched, A Memoir of Perfectionism by Elizabeth Tallent (Harper, 240 pages) is the author’s confession of how her personal life and career has been shaped by obsessive perfectionism, how she grew up believing she was “the child whose flaws let disaster into an otherwise perfect family.” Looks heartbreaking, and riveting.
No One is Talking About This, by Patricia Lockwood (Riverhead, 224 pages) is by an author once described by The New York Times as a “modern word witch” and is billed as a provocative fictional commentary on social media in a full-immersion world where people are asking each other “Are we in hell? Are we all just going to keep doing this until we die?” Sounds like a takedown of Twitter.
Books
Author events
• PAUL KRUGMAN Author presents Arguing with Zombies. Virtual livestream hosted by The Music Hall in Portsmouth. Tues., March 2, 7 p.m. Tickets cost $5. Call 436-2400 or visit themusichall.org.
• DR. DANIEL O’NEILL Author presents Survival of the Fit. Hosted by The Toadstool Bookshops of Nashua, Peterborough and Keene. Virtual, via Zoom. Thurs., March 4, 7 p.m. Visit toadbooks.com or call 352-8815.
• NORMAN VANCOR Author presents Swift Silent Deadly. Hosted by The Toadstool Bookshops of Nashua, Peterborough and Keene. Virtual, via Zoom. Sat., March 6, 11 a.m. Visit toadbooks.com or call 352-8815.
• C. J. BOX Author presents Dark Sky. Virtual livestream hosted by The Music Hall in Portsmouth. Tues., March 9, 7 p.m. Tickets cost $5. Call 436-2400 or visit themusichall.org.
• ELLIOT ACKERMAN & ADMIRAL JAMES STAVRIDIS Authors present 2034. Virtual livestream hosted by The Music Hall in Portsmouth. Tues., March 16, 7 p.m. Tickets cost $5. Call 436-2400 or visit themusichall.org.
• THERESA CAPUTO the star of TLC’s Long Island Medium will present “Theresa Caputo: The Experience Live” at the Capitol Center for the Arts (44 S. Main St. Concord, ccanh.com) on Wed., April 7, 7:30 p.m. Tickets start at $39.75 (with option for a VIP Photo Op for an additional $49.95).
Book Clubs
• BOOKERY Online. Monthly. Third Thursday, 6 p.m. Bookstore based in Manchester. Visit bookerymht.com/online-book-club or call 836-6600.
• GIBSON’S BOOKSTORE Online, via Zoom. Monthly. First Monday, 5:30 p.m. Bookstore based in Concord. Visit gibsonsbookstore.com/gibsons-book-club-2020-2021 or call 224-0562.
• TO SHARE BREWING CO. 720 Union St., Manchester. Monthly. Second Thursday, 6 p.m. RSVP required. Visit tosharebrewing.com or call 836-6947.
• GOFFSTOWN PUBLIC LIBRARY 2 High St., Goffstown. Monthly. Third Wednesday, 1:30 p.m. Call 497-2102, email [email protected] or visit goffstownlibrary.com
• BELKNAP MILL Online. Monthly. Last Wednesday, 6 p.m. Based in Laconia. Email [email protected].
• NASHUA PUBLIC LIBRARY Online. Monthly. Second Friday, 3 p.m. Call 589-4611, email [email protected] or visit nashualibrary.org.
Language
• FRENCH LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE CLASSES
Offered remotely by the Franco-American Centre. Six-week session with classes held Thursdays from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. $225. Visit facnh.com/education or call 623-1093.
Special events
• EXETER LITFEST Literary festival will feature local authors, keynote speaker Victoria Arlen, book launches, a Saturday morning story hour for kids, and programs on various topics including publishing tips, mystery writing and homeschooling. Hosted virtually via Zoom by Exeter TV. Thurs., April 1, through Sat., April 3. Free and open to the public. Visit exeterlitfest.com.
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