Not that it hasn’t been the biggest worldwide story for seven months, but the coronavirus reared its head in a big way again last week with the announcement that the president and first lady had tested positive, followed a day later by news that Patriots QB Cam Newton had become the biggest sports name infected with the virus, throwing a major curveball at the Patriots in the year after Brady.
The latter forced the NFL to push back the Patriots’ meeting with KC to a few hours after I’m writing this on Monday, after previously postponing Sunday’s game between Tennessee and Pittsburgh due to positive tests among several folks in the Titans organization. That gave the NFL its first dose of what MLB faced playing outside a bubble, when those playing inside one had virtually no issues — both the NBA and NHL playoffs progressed to a conclusion. So with all local teams from the last three leagues now done, let’s catch up on some of strange or otherwise occurrences the global plague has wrought on sports.
The Best And Silliest Dust-Up – L.A. vs. Houston: If I were Joe Kelly’s defense attorney in his suspension hearing for buzzing one over Alex Bregman’s head, I’d point out the control-challenged hurler once by missed the target he was aiming for against his house to throw a pitch through the window of his own bedroom. So how can anyone be sure he was trying to instigate something with the Astros? Especially when he was with Boston, not L.A., when they got cheated out of a World Series win. But if I were the DA, I’d say, being the knucklehead locals know old Joe to be, he likely misremembered he was a Dodger in 2017 and the pitch just got away when he was actually trying to drill Bregman in the ribs.
Biggest Knucklehead – Lou Williams: Said he was going home on emergency leave from the NBA bubble only to show up in a social media post at a well-known Atlanta strip club. Won in a tight race with Indians hurlers Zach Plesac and Mike Clevinger, who first lied about breaking protocol and then put the entire team at risk the next day in meetings before being caught in their lie. It got Clevinger bounced to San Diego, er, L.A., er no, it actually was SD and Plesac dropped off the roster as punishment.
Grinding On Award – tie, Marlins and Cards: While the expanded playoff format made it easier to get it, you’ve got to give the two teams that got hit by far with the most positive tests among players credit for grinding to make the postseason. The Cards at one point had played just five games when most others had played 20. That they survived 15 pitching-taxing doubleheaders is amazing.
Worst Loss – Orioles to Marlins: In Miami’s first game back after missing a week due to a slew of positive tests through the organization, the O’s still somehow managed to lose 4-0 despite the M’s having 17 new players after the same number went onto the DL/quarantine list.
Old Belief Reaffirmed – Home Court Helps: As good a job as the NBA did with the bubble plan, the loss of home court advantage was a series-altering factor in the playoffs. Most obvious was how the rhythm of a series changes from top seeds starting with two at home, then going on the road for two. That generally helps build drama as it goes along, which was missing with the game after game neutral site bubble-created format. Not a criticism, because it wasn’t anyone’s fault, but since it is one of the best things about the playoffs, it was definitely missed.
Biggest Unnoticed Historical Developments – Lakers Two Games Away: A major source of pride among Celtics fans has always been they’ve won more NBA titles than any other franchise. Well, the Lakers are likely to match their 17 titles, maybe by Friday. And by having 33 Finals appearances to Boston’s 20, it wrests the title of greatest NBA franchise away as well. It’s a product of winning just once since the end of the Bird era. Which for the mathematically challenged is, gulp, 34 years since his last title as L.A. won seven more times.
Newest Rule Likely to Stay – Extra Innings: Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I liked putting a guy to start each inning from the 10th on, and not just because it prevented endless games. It changed strategy by forcing managers to be aggressive rather than trying to outlast the other guy. So the real lesson for action-challenged baseball is to come up with more stuff like that.
Biggest Local Disappointment – Bruins: With the best record in the league at the shutdown they seemed poised to go to the Finals again and maybe win this time. But nope, they were out before the Celtics thanks in part to being deserted a couple of games in by their goaltender.
Least Disappointing Local Team – Red Sox: It was their worst team since 1963, but after Mookie Betts and David Price got traded, and Chris Sale and Eduardo Rodriguez lost to Tommy John and a scary Covid-related heart issue, did anyone have any expectations for what they might do beyond how bad they were going to be? Beyond J.D. Martinez hitting .213 how can anyone say no?
Non-Corona Victim of Last Week – San Diego, er, L.A. Chargers: That would be for getting run over by the five TD passing day by you know who on Sunday in his first great game since 2018.
