Big laughs

Brad Williams ‘Growth Spurt’ tour hits Concord

Brad Williams was groomed for comedy from an early age. Born with dwarfism, he says getting laughs began as self-defense.

His parents, who weren’t little people, knew he’d face challenges at school, so they sent him with some quick comebacks.

“My dad said, ‘When people meet you, there’s going to be one obvious thing that they notice,’” Williams said by phone recently. “‘Make a quick joke, let them know you’re OK. They’ll pay more attention to you and less to your dwarfism.’”

Performing for a crowd was a happy accident that happened when he was in the audience at comic Carlos Mencia’s show.

“He made midget jokes, and the audience wasn’t laughing,” Williams said. “He was very confused by this, like, ‘What, is one of them here?’ And I raised my creepy little hand in the air.”

Mencia called him up on stage and started asking questions. “Not trying to be funny, my answers got laughs,” he recalled. “That was kind of like the spark that made me go, ‘Ah, man, this feels pretty good.’ I started going up on open mic nights, trying it out. Thankfully, it went well, and 21 years later I’m an overnight success.”

Williams worked on Mind of Mencia while the show was on Comedy Central in the mid-2000s. At the outset, dwarfism helped his standup career.

“Every show doesn’t want just five straight white guys … they want different perspectives,” he said. “I may have gotten some shows I didn’t quote-unquote deserve.”

This grew frustrating as he improved.

“People were like, ‘He’s only funny because he’s a little person,” Williams recalled. “It took a while for people to see past that, and I would argue there are some people that still don’t. You know, I’ve never done a late-night set. So there are still certain entities out there that don’t believe that I’m actually funny.”

While those folks are entitled to their opinion, he’s glad to have success on his own terms, through clips and specials like 2024’s Starfish that fans passed around.

“It was a very organic way of growing the brand, and I’m really thankful for that,” he said. “Because now, people aren’t coming to my show expecting this character that they saw on TV or waiting for me to get to talking about my sex life because I’m with some celebrity. They’re genuinely interested in my perspective.”

That said, Williams always addresses the obvious when he starts a show.

“I’m never going to know what it’s like to be a six-foot-two guy,” he said. “My jokes will always have the perspective of a little person, but it’s great to get those out of the way…. When I walk on stage, there’s a lot of people who are immediately curious. I have that opportunity to be [their] introduction to dwarfism.”

His act includes bits about being a father to a daughter who’s also a dwarf, having a pit bull, and battling with his awful neighbor Carol; he uses her real name onstage. “Probably not the smartest idea for my family dynamics,” he concedes. “I’m a horrible liar, so I can’t go up on stage and say, ‘Her name is Andrea’ if I don’t feel it.”

During the interview, Williams revealed that he’ll shoot his next special later this year in Lexington, Kentucky. His comedy is definitely winning over audiences. When his “Growth Spurt” tour was booked in Concord, tickets for a 7 p.m. Aug. 8 show at the Capitol Center’s Chubb Theatre sold so quickly that a late one was added.

“Thank you to the good people of New Hampshire,” he said, while adding this about his act. “My comedy is like my general personality … very ADD. If you don’t like a joke, wait 30 seconds. It’s going to be high-energy … a lot of fun. I don’t want people leaving and not talking on the way to the car. You’re going to be talking with whoever you came with about the show and things you heard. But the bottom line is it’s going to be fun.”

Brad Williams
When: Friday, Aug. 8, at 7 and 10:15 p.m.
Where: Capitol Center for the Arts, 44 S. Main St., Concord
Tickets: $42.25 and up at ccanh.com

Featured photo: Courtesy photo.

The Music Roundup 25/08/07

Local music news & events

Roots night: An Americana double bill includes folk duo Kirstie Lynn and Galen Clark, who shine on the twangy love song “I Want a Cowboy” and trace their beginnings to Virginia’s prestigious Shenandoah Conservatory, where she was studying opera before pivoting to singer-songwriter and teaming up with multi-instrumentalist Clark. New Hampshire native Colin Nevins opens. Thursday, Aug. 7, 7 p.m., Pembroke City Limits, 134 Main St., Suncook, kirstielynn.com.

Rough hewn: Burly protest band Tigerman Woah performs atop a three-act show that includes Highwater Haulers and Time & Place. The band formed over a decade ago around a shared love of acoustic folk music circa Woody Guthrie and Alan Lomax, evolving into a rowdier plugged-in sound that, according to the band’s website, “moves people into mosh pits and onto picket lines.” Friday, Aug. 8, 9 p.m., Shaskeen Pub, 909 Elm St., Manchester, tigermanwoah.com, 21+, $15.

Block party: A free all-day event with donations encouraged, the Manchester Jazz & Music Festival supports the city’s school district music programs. Appearing are the New Orleans-flavored Krimson Krewe with Chris Noyes, Rich Di Mare and The Ron Poster Trio, a showcase from student and high school musicians, the Yellowhouse Blues Band, Soggy Po’ Boys and The Love Dogs. Saturday, Aug. 9, noon, Palace Theatre, 80 Hanover St., Manchester, palacetheatre.org.

UnWorld, by Jayson Greene

UnWorld, by Jayson Greene (Knopf, 224 pages)

If you could upload your memories and experiences into the cloud, would you? There’s an obvious benefit — having a backup copy of your brain when the original starts to fail. But what if the alternate “you” was just different enough to develop its own will, different from your own, and wants to strike out on its own?

These questions are explored in Jayson Greene’s UnWorld, set in a not-so-unimaginable future where human beings are still the dominant life form on Earth but increasingly surrounded by sentient technology. This world is full of “uploads” — beings composed of the uploaded memories of the person they came from, the person to whom they are “tethered.” This has created an ethical quagmire for society — what happens when an upload wants to be emancipated from its tether? Should uploads qualify for personhood and be granted rights?

In the midst of all this, the everyday experiences of human life go on, with adjustments: self-driving cars are the norm, household chores are obsolete, the elderly in medical settings are cared for by robots. And despite all the technological advances, human beings are still dying.

Anna and Rick are grieving, having lost their only child, a teenage son, in what was either an accident or suicide — no one can say for sure. Neither is coping well; Anna, in particular, is bewildered by how quickly people expect life to resume its normal shape. “My pain was meant to crack the earth,” she thinks, while trying to get through an evening of socialization. “And here I was, not even half a year later, one of grief’s private citizens again. Were people’s memories really so short? Or was it just that you could never stop performing — falling to your knees, rending your garments — if you wanted to keep their attention?”

Compounding her anguish, Anna’s upload, who has been with her for eight years, has suddenly requested emancipation. The upload was a gift from Anna’s husband, and although she was unsure about it at first, she came to realize that the relationship was “the first and only time I’ve ever enjoyed my own company.”

“When we synced, my memories suddenly stood up straight, marched in line. Somehow, in that moment when I transferred the millions of little impressions I had gathered through the chip in my ear, up to her, and that tunnel feeling was established, the one that provided the link between her and me, I felt like my memories were being polished, pored over. Each one became clear, clean, interesting.

Anna is distraught about the loss of her alternative self, whom she relied on for companionship; uploads, in addition to being storage, also serve as de facto friends. But she consents, and the upload disappears into the world, taking on the name Aviva.

The story unfolds through four points of view. After Anna, we meet a professor named Cathy who specializes in the “transhumanities” and upload personhood, and who has ingested a biomechanical chip in hopes of communicating with an emancipated upload. “It didn’t look too much like freedom to me, this new state of being: conventional uploads could vote on behalf of their human counterparts, but they couldn’t vote once they left their tethers…. We didn’t so much set them free as snip their tethers and let them float free like balloons loosed into tree branches.” Some scholars were talking about “fleshism” — what they considered the false idea that beings only had worth if they were encased in human flesh.

After Cathy, the first-person narrative flows seamlessly to Samantha, who had been the best friend of Anna’s son. Samantha and Alex were children when they’d met, two years apart in age and so close emotionally that “they rhymed.” The two were making a horror movie together when Alex died. Now Samantha keeps going back to the cliff where Alex either fell or jumped to his death, trying to figure out what happened, while she processes her own loneliness and grief.

Finally, we get to the perspective of Anna’s upload, Aviva, who, despite not having a physical body, feels pain when she disconnects from her human, not having neurochemicals that can rush in to numb it. Pain, she says, is “blinding, indescribable. It runs in all directions. I am made of this pain, I realize, and so is everything. … God made borders; he made solitude and alienation and loneliness and all the small cherished lockets we stuff our feelings inside just so we can hear something rattle when we shake them.”

It is in Aviva’s musings that Greene’s writing and imagination really take off. Thinking she might be dying, Aviva says, “I don’t even get to watch my life flash before me. What I get is a spilled bag of someone else’s memories, which float around me now, glinting in the cold way of all stolen things.”

All these beings are intertwined in ways we will not fully understand until the story’s end, when their connection, and the truth of Alex’s death, becomes fully realized. Along the way, Greene invites the reader to consider the future that might lie ahead of us, perhaps not the exact world that he has imagined here, but something similar. It hints at where we could go wrong, like when one of the personhood scholars writes a paper suggesting uploads would need to “create their own language, possibly out of range of human understanding, to communicate the privacy of their subjective experience.”

That’s exactly what we need, right? A world full of invisible sentient beings communicating with each other in a language that humans can’t understand?

Greene, whose first book, Once More We Saw Stars, was a memoir about the loss of a child, knows first-hand the terrible landscape of grief he navigates here, and his writing is compelling, even though at times, the voice that comes through these four female characters feels a bit masculine.

And some of the technology that is presented here as commonplace takes a suspension of disbelief for sure — but then again, so does most of the Mission: Impossible series. UnWorld is a cautionary tale in an age of artificial intelligence, while also a reminder of what it means to be human in that world. B+

Featured Photo: UnWorld by Jayson Greene.

Album Reviews 25/08/07

Tulip Tiger, Da Meanz of Production (self-released)

This collection of (purportedly) throwback Aughts-era electronica comes to us from Los Angeles sound-artisan Augustus Watkins, who attempts here to combine big-beat (Chemical Brothers/Prodigy etc.) explosiveness with “genre-shaping soundtracks from films like The Matrix and Blade.“ Or so he’s said, but once you get past that mission statement, what this experiment proves is that the latter vibe tends to cancel out the former, which some might find appealing. I could be wrong of course (that did happen once in 1993 or 1995, I forget), especially given that these beats aren’t block-rockin’ (insert snobby production-nerd comment here); I’m saying that it’s probably better suited to movie soundtracking than dance floors. And that’s OK if you really liked the soundtrack to 1987’s The Running Man (there’s plenty of cheese afoot here, so if I were to concur with Watkins’ info-sheet and tell you people it’s 1998-reminiscent that’d be a disservice). No, my impression is that it’s variations on the first Terminator’s soundtrack with some Meat Beat Manifesto stuff in there. The producers of Stranger Things would probably love it. B

Maia Sharp, Tomboy (self-released)

This singer-songwriter, the daughter of Grammy-winning country songwriter Randy Sharp, is, like her dad, one of those largely unsung folks who’ve racked up a pretty near endless list of behind-the-scenes credits over the decades, having collaborated with such artists as Cher, Carole King and, interestingly enough under the circumstances, fellow note-Tetris-ing wonk Bonnie Raitt, who’s one of her influences. The title track of this one is quite ’70s-radio in its way, with some smooth intricate vocal work you’d rather listen to while relaxing than try singing along with, which is to say that it comes off as slightly academic but in a very colorful, deeply unworried manner, a la late-career Otis Redding and that sort of thing. “Counterintuation” is a clever one that’ll appeal to Norah Jones fans, and in fact there are hints of a Jones tune in there that I can’t think of at the moment, not that that detracts from the richness of the songwriting. The record ends on a hauntingly pretty note, a Joni Mitchell-ized version of U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.” A

PLAYLIST

A seriously abridged compendium of recent and future CD releases

• Oh, look, it’s the pile of new albums coming out on Aug. 8, isn’t that awesome, rock fans? We’ll get right into this week’s morass with a look at the new album from white-rapper-turned-Dashboard-Confessional-wannabe Machine Gun Kelly, he of someone-with-way-too-many-tattoos and unironically-being-from-Cleveland fame. No seriously, this fellow — whose real name is Colson Baker, how gangsta can you get — was all up in the hip-and-hop for his first few mixtapes; why, he even got into a war of diss tracks with his fellow white rapper, Eminem, a fact of which you’re well aware if you’re a fan of mindless displays-of-media-manipulating opportunism corporate hip-hop. That tedious little fake beef put our boy Colson on the map, but then one day someone in his totally gangsta hip-hop crew fell asleep while he was supposed to be keeping people out of the studio, and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker snuck in and started randomly producing Colson’s Tickets To My Downfall album, and then Halsey let herself in to “help out” and so did emo-rapper Trippie Redd, and suddenly Colson was no longer just a bargain-bin Eminem but some guy with an idiotic amount of tattoos who couldn’t decide whether he wanted to be Weezer or the Killers. At that point, Transformers actress and terminally insecure person Megan Fox entered the picture: Hypnotized by Colson’s impressive number of tattoos and the fact that Colson’s career was launched by none other than insane sex felon Puff Daddy, Megan unwisely stretched their first date into a four-year relationship. Are you with me so far I don’t care either, so here we are with the new MGK album, Lost Americana, a record that I can’t hate because it has an awesome single: “Vampire Diaries” (no, I’m serious, I really like it, what is even happening in this world)! The tune is like what would happen if Amos Lee got married to Good Charlotte and didn’t do anything stupid. The video is chef’s-kiss too, guys.

• Ack, speaking of famous Maryland-born emo-cretins Good Charlotte, they’ve also got a new one coming out this Friday, Motel Du Cap! Now, it must be said that unlike Machine Gun Kelly, these guys are content to stick to their original genre, and their devotion to their craft has resulted in yet another classic emo song, “Rejects.” I’d say it’s their best ever, except for the little problem with its being nothing more than a cleverly disguised ripoff of Weezer’s “Beverly Hills,” but that being said, it might nevertheless impress the last few toucan-god-worshipping Amazonian tribespeople who somehow still haven’t ever heard that song before, so by all means, a heartfelt “godspeed” to Good Charlotte from everyone at this newspaper!

• Oh, gross, I’ve never heard a song by The Black Keys that didn’t make me not want to be listening to it, but such is my lot, checking out their new one, No Rain, No Flowers! The synth lines are really thick in the aimless title track, which will, I hope, lead to many music journos following my lead and finally writing those guys off as a cheap imitation of MGMT once and for all, I mean can we talk for Pete’s sake?

• We’ll wrap things up with New York City-based chiptune-rock band Anamanaguchi, whose new one, Anyway, doesn’t sound very chiptune-ish if by “chiptune-ish” you mean music that sounds like it was made using 8-bit electronic devices, as opposed to basic unlistenable indie rock. Unfortunately, the new single “Rage” sounds like Pavement with a huge budget and one of those big-name producer dudes. Aaaand we’re barfing.

Grasshopper Pie

Crust:

  • 20 Oreo cookies
  • 5 Tablespoons butter, melted

Filling:

  • 1 10-ounce bag of marshmallows, minus four. Either eat the four leftover marshmallows out of hand, or shmear them with peanut butter and freeze them. Use them as needed for stress relief.
  • 2/3 cup (161 g) half & half
  • 2 Tablespoons crème de cacao
  • 2 Tablespoons crème de menthe – Peppermint schnapps will work just as well. Except for the color (see below).
  • 2 to 3 drops of green food coloring. Maybe. It’s a judgment call.
  • 1 cup (232 g) heavy cream
  • Fresh mint for garnish

Crush the Oreos, either by hand or in your food processor. Combine them with the melted butter. If you didn’t use a food processor, this is a good opportunity to smash up the larger cookie chunks with your mixing spoon.

Press the chocolate crumb mixture into a pie plate, and chill it in the refrigerator.

Place a medium-sized bowl over a pot of boiling water to make a double-boiler. Melt the marshmallows and the half & half together until the mixture is lump-free, then set it aside to cool slightly.

Whip the heavy cream.

Combine the marshmallow mixture, the whipped cream and the booze. Grasshoppers — the cocktails and the pies — are well-known for their vibrant green color. If this is important to you, add a couple drops of green food coloring to the mixture at this time. (If you actually used crème de menthe, it will already be green and you won’t have to worry about this.)

Spoon the filling into the chilled pie crust, and return it to the refrigerator. Chill it for at least an hour. Overnight might be better.

Serve with more whipped cream and garnish with fresh mint.

This is a delicious pie. How could it not be? Chocolate and butter and marshmallow and mint and cream? Now look at the picture of this piece of pie.

If she were entered into a pie beauty pageant, she wouldn’t even have a shot at winning Miss Congeniality. I wonder if this wouldn’t make a better pudding than a pie — what if we crumbled up the Oreo/butter mixture and divided it between six small bowls, then spooned the filling over that, chilled them separately, and served them with more whipped cream and fresh mint?

Meanwhile, in trying for a prettier pie version of these components, I froze the pie overnight, and it worked beautifully with nice, crisp slices.

Featured photo: Grasshopper Pie. Photo by John Fladd.

Slices for pints

Za Dude Pizza plus Kettlehead Brewing plus tunes

Josh Migliori and his partner Brett Murray have been working to redesign the entire menu for a chain of breweries, but first they were heavy-metal musicians.

“I grew up in the early 2000s,” Migliori remembered. “I was part of the metal and hardcore scene; I was playing a lot of screaming music. I was touring full-time in the late 2000s. And then I kind of retired from doing that in 2010, and got into the restaurant business around that time.”

After that, Migliori said, he worked in a number of restaurants, and in recent years he and Murray ran pop-up restaurants and cooked for events as Za Dude Pizza Co.

“We were basically like a food truck without the truck,” he said. “We would pop up at breweries throughout New Hampshire and Massachusetts and Maine for the past couple years, just working at festivals and catering.” Eventually, Migliori and Murray were approached by the owner of Kettlehead Brewing in Nashua to redesign the brewery chain’s food service.

“We opened up in [Kettlehead’s Nashua] location in April,” Migliori said. “We started as a pizza pop-up before we ended up here; we’re not just doing pizzas now. We have the ability with a full kitchen to take the crazy and wacky kid foods that we were doing and take that to the next step.”

In Kettlehead Nashua’s menu, that sense of fun is apparent. Migliori’s take on grilled shishito peppers, for instance, is called You Think You’re Hot Shishito?! They are served with a charred scallion and citrus vinaigrette and kimchi. The Party Animal Fries are covered in caramelized onions, queso and “gnarly sauce.” Other dishes make reference to classic rock bands. C.R.E.A.M. stands for “Corn Rules Everything Around Me”; it is a spread inspired by Mexican street corn, and includes a charred scallion lime crema, cotija cheese, cilantro and Taki dust.

The idea, Migliori said, has been to design a new menu from the ground up, being as innovative as possible but still serving pub food that is consistently delicious.

“We’re excited to keep putting out daily specials, collabs with the chef, and working on seasonal things,” he said. “We’re bringing in a lot of local farm produce, working with the local businesses and purveyors in the area, just trying to do really good, upscale pub food. We’re taking everyday bar food and taking it to the next level.”

Going hand in hand with Kettlehead’s food evolution, Migliori said, is its approach to live music. “Having the ability to have a venue of our own that is coinciding with a restaurant and a brewery, we really wanted to be able to provide something different that a lot of venues in New Hampshire don’t really do. We’re able to kind of take our skill and our menu that we’re doing right now in Nashua and tweak [the dishes we serve] during the day. We can now do slices during the late nights … or if they just want to grab some fries or a hot dog or a number of different late-night apps that we have on the menu. It’s really quick [for our customers]. Within a couple minutes they have their food and they’re able to go back out and enjoy the music and enjoy the night with their friends.”

’90s Pizza Party
What: A night of music with cover bands Dangerous Nights and A Blockbuster Summer featuring ’90s music, a special pizza menu and more, according to a post on Kettlehead’s Facebook page.
When: Saturday, Aug. 16, at 8 p.m.
Where: Kettlehead Brewing, 97 Main St., Nashua, 204-5718, kettleheadbrewing.com

Featured photo: Brookford Farm (courtesy).

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